Golf!

DOOManiac · July 2004

<div class="IPBDescription">anyone else here play?</div><a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040628l.jpg' target='_blank'>I</a> <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040705l.jpg' target='_blank'>like</a> <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040707l.jpg' target='_blank'>playing</a> <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040709l.jpg' target='_blank'>golf</a>.

So I got to wondering, does anyone else enjoy this fine sport of hitting things with metal rods and driving insanely in an electrict cart of destruction?

I sure do suck at it though. Basically I tripple the Par and if I'm under that, its a good day. :P

TychoCelchuuu · July 2004

I don't like it. My dad had me take some lessons once because I'm going to grow up to be a rich businessman and I'll need to play golf. <i>I</i> think by the time I've grown up poor people will live on golf courses. Go figure.

RPG_Jssmfulhud · July 2004

I was persuaded to try. They saw great potential in me, but I never pushed on, so.. Eh! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

DOOManiac · July 2004

Pfft. You got the wrong golf experience!

Don't go w/ a responsible person, and don't go to a fancy uptight place. That's the wrong golf experience my friend!

Go with your best friend to the cheapest, most run down course you can find. Nobody will care when you're peeling out on the course in the cart because, frankly, nobody will be able to tell the difference! Nobody will mind how much you suck and are at 10 swings on a par 3 because they're just as bad. After all, otherwise they wouldn't be on such a cheapass course!

The most important thing is to just have fun w/ it. Like when me and my friend play, we don't even keep score (too many big numbers to add up, and the little pencil loses all its lead)

Cold_NiTe · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jul 11 2004, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Go with your best friend to the cheapest, most run down course you can find. Nobody will care when you're peeling out on the course in the cart because, frankly, nobody will be able to tell the difference! Nobody will mind how much you suck and are at 10 swings on a par 3 because they're just as bad. After all, otherwise they wouldn't be on such a cheapass course!  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
King among men, king among men.

SillyGoose · July 2004

I played golf until my clubs got stolen.

BigMadSteve · July 2004

I work at a hotel/golf club so I should really get into it. I get it for cheaper apparantly. This Friday I've got a free golf lesson so if I like that I'll probably start it. I've started fishing recently too.

Spetsnaz · July 2004

i played golf for 5yrs joined a pretty decent club called Wrag Barn
gave up cuz i cba any more and there are better things to do

AllUrHiveRblong2us · July 2004

Mini golf is obviously superior. But that might be because all the courses around here don't even give you carts. They make you walk, and there's only like 2 full sized courses anyways, and a few pitch and puts. There are, however, massive amounts of awesome mini golf courses, some of which have pirates.

Starchy · July 2004

I do actually play golf and i'm alright I suppose. It's a stupid stereotype that all golfers wear their trousers in their socks! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> I enjoy playing it, even if it raises my blood pressure when I play like a DOG. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> I often feel like breaking my clubs....

Surge · July 2004

I got **** off after I knocked the shi out of the ground and used those damned hollow balls (can't remember the name).

Insane · July 2004

Yeah, I play golf, although I haven't touched a club in a while, but I'm going to take it back up when I'm done with school.

Let's play DOOM. You get a plane ticket and fly over here, and get the beers as well. I'll provide the tees. Hooray!

Burr · July 2004

I never had the patience for the game of golf...Hell even mini golf makes me mad...of course, I never drank while I was golfing either so that could have been the problem....about the only thing I did enjoy twas the driving range, Happy Gilmore Style!

pardzh · July 2004

Golf frustrates me too easily.

All my friends are amazing at it and I effing blow. No finesse at all.

Svenpa · July 2004

Went a cours learned it played it got pretty good. Winter came forgot about it and never began again...

Golf!

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