Cheese Racing

JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
edited July 2004 in Off-Topic
<a href='http://www.cheeseracing.org' target='_blank'>Cheese racing - the funniest thing i've seen all day</a>

<img src='http://www.apsmithadsl.plus.com/cheese/images/durdle2000-4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<i>"OMJ YOU POPPED MAH CHEESE!"</i>

<img src='http://www.apsmithadsl.plus.com/cheese/images/durdle2000-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<i>"WTH YOUR CHEESE IS H$x!(NG!"</i>
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  • WatchMakerWatchMaker Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21233Members, Constellation
    I told you about it <.<


    AND YES this does work i R bestest.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    All that yummy cheese.....gone to waste..........it does look kinda fun though.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    The deadly burning plastic fumes are the best.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trying that!!!!!!
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  • HuzeHuze Insightful Join Date: 2003-11-12 Member: 22724Members, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Boy, that gave me a laugh, funny stuff there! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Cheese racing! Hahahahaha!
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    How do you win? First to explode? First to drip to the coals? First to be grabbed and eaten by insane people?

    [I was expecting something like rolling wheels of cheese down a ramp, but this is far more confusing.]
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Plus, rolling wheels of cheese down hills in a race is already a sport. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    *hugs Redford*
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    It seems to me that the winner would be the last to pop, as it shows who has the cheese with the strongest resolve in the face of an impossible situation.
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  • HuzeHuze Insightful Join Date: 2003-11-12 Member: 22724Members, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow
    The winning cheese is defined as the one whose reaches a fully inflated stage first. Fully inflated means that all four corners have raised off the BBQ and the plastic is taut (distinctive "stretch" marks which appear on the sides of the parcel). This state must maintainable (i.e. it does not count if the bag is pulsing up and down due to springing a leak).
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  • RueRue Join Date: 2002-10-21 Member: 1564Members
    I wish we has sun in scotland, then I would be able to try it

    I dont want to do it inside, probably gas myself <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rue+Jul 4 2004, 08:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rue @ Jul 4 2004, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I wish we has sun in scotland, then I would be able to try it

    I dont want to do it inside, probably gas myself <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, you could do it on the stove. That'd probably actually be better for a one-on-one matchup, because each piece would get its own burner, so they'd have the same amount of heat and the same distribution.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    There he goes! There goes cheese racer! He's a demon on grills!
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jul 4 2004, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jul 4 2004, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There he goes! There goes cheese racer! He's a demon on grills! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Oh man, my sides hurt...
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-007Bistromath+Jul 5 2004, 02:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (007Bistromath @ Jul 5 2004, 02:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Rue+Jul 4 2004, 08:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rue @ Jul 4 2004, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I wish we has sun in scotland, then I would be able to try it

    I dont want to do it inside, probably gas myself <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, you could do it on the stove. That'd probably actually be better for a one-on-one matchup, because each piece would get its own burner, so they'd have the same amount of heat and the same distribution. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or in the oven, happens all the time when you make home made pizza's with cheese slices.
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  • Impy_The_LerkImpy_The_Lerk Join Date: 2003-05-24 Member: 16652Banned
    This just goes to prove my theory that there is nothing intresting left in life
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