When Finals Goes Wrong... In The Good Way

Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
<div class="IPBDescription">wat is ur weirdest thing durning finals?</div> dudes... today i had a final, and what happend today never happend b4. as well i cant tell it. but since i opened this topic i would really like to hear ur advantures in the finals, if u had any at all.

but something weird must happen.. isnt ?

anyhow
just post and let us read and laugh a bit
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  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    So who did you sleep with, and why do gentlemen never tell?
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    I hope it wasn't in English!
  • Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
    1.never slept with anybody

    2. its worse, THIS IS ARABIC
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Heh. Had my Calc final like a month and a half before the real final date, and a fire alarm went off during the test ^_^
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    The weirdest thing to ever happen in a final.......hmmm........I would say that would have to be my electrical final 2 years ago, I showed up more than an hour late, snuck past the cops, and still aced the final cuz it was like a 10 question test (with a lot of the questions spelled wrong) and then we ate donuts. That was funny looking back.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited July 2004
    I once had someone run out of an exam whilst projectile vomiting, that was pretty funny in a sick (oh the pun!) kind of way.

    Oh, i've got one from this year as well.

    It was computing, the first of two one-and-a-half hour exams. The guy sat in front of me was quite large, but despite this his trousers must have been quite loose judging by the horror I was about the experience.

    You know how those school/college chairs have that little hole in the back (they do in england anyway... no-one seems to know what that hole is for)? That's where I saw it.... <b>THE ANUS</b>. It was staring at me. Mocking me. I tried not to look at it, but it was staring right at me, looking into my very <i>soul</i>. Luckily I had got to that stage when you've almost finished, and you're about to go back and do the questions you missed out earlier, so it didn't put me off too much.

    He was in front of me in the exam after as well. His trousers stayed firmly up this time, for which I was eternally greatful.

    *edit* Oh, and theres the fact that I just realised yesterday that I put the wrong student I'd on EVERY SINGLE ONE of my papers. I never checked it so I just assumed I had it right, turns out the number I put in was from secondary school. I may have just owned myself with a capital q.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Jul 1 2004, 08:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jul 1 2004, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>THE ANUS</b>.. Luckily I had got to that stage when you've almost finished, and you're about to go back and do the one's you missed out earlier, <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    :O
  • Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
    since ur a good guys i will tell ya. our tester allowed us to cheat, my teacher came in and started to clue us the answers.

    no kidding...weird teachers in sweden
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
    Nil_IQ wins WORST STORY EVAR! I vote the admins give him a custom title of some kind for that. Personally, I think "Anus Fighter" gets the point across best, but I can understand why neither he nor the admins would want to pick that.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    A physics exam i was in just a few days ago was very annoying. 2 hours long, finished with about 30 min to spare. There were a couple of the long questions, and I had only used up about half the space, so I drew a little map on the bottom half, with mountains and forests and wrote "HERE BE DRAGONS" underneath the answer.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Oh, once during a computer class final, almost everyone was done, we were all hanging out near the door, except one girl, who was just finishing up. And I mean like she was in the process of saving, done. But just at that very moment one of the kids in our class leaned on the emergency power-down button (don't ask me why it was there) and all of this girl's 2 hours of work was gone. She was supposed to come back that Friday to make it up, but she never showed.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    If I was the teacher in that class, I'd grant the girl a grade equal to her current average+10, to make sure she wouldn't jump off a bridge or anything like that.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Well this teacher wasn't cool enough for that. There were many cries of "Pwnt!" and such. She was **** though. That kid had to book it out the class or he woulda got beat.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jul 1 2004, 03:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 1 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Jul 1 2004, 08:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jul 1 2004, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>THE ANUS</b>.. Luckily I had got to that stage when you've almost finished, and you're about to go back and do the one's you missed out earlier, <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    :O <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Worst....typo....evar.

    Now fixed with typobegone! ™
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    last year i got most SEriously laid AT school after a math final..

    but that's not DURING the final... so, i guess.. no i've never had finals adventures. :\
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    somehow i don't think anyone's topping that zig
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    While it's not really an adventure. I do have a finals story.

    ENG110 (the 5 paragraph essay type of class), December 2001.

    This is my last final before winter break, it's slotted for 3 hours starting at 9am on a Friday. My previous final was on wednesday so I had to drive out to school (my commute is an hour on a good day, so sometimes I crash at friend's places). I had spent like 4 hours studying for this final because the teacher had simply said that it would be "on the stories that we've read", which was like 30 different short stories.

    This teacher is a little crazy, so I wouldn't have put it past him to ask us what color some character's hat was in some insignificant scene.

    I get there at around 8:50am, the final starts at 8:55am, I'm finished by 8:59am.

    I WAS DONE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN SUPPOSED TO START >_<

    It was quite seriously the most retarded final I've ever taken (as in I aced it without any doubt). It was one long question where we had to match up the theme of a story with the story's title. There were like 20 theme's and titles total.

    Bah, I felt like I had wasted so much of my study time.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+Jul 1 2004, 04:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Jul 1 2004, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bah, I felt like I had wasted so much of my study time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And that dear sir is why I never study
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jul 1 2004, 06:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jul 1 2004, 06:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> somehow i don't think anyone's topping that zig <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Somehow I don't think anyone's lying that much either, Zig <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
    dudes i dont think u realize....at my final, our keeper allowed us to copy,compare answers. so everybody came to me (ofcurse) and asked me. when i finished my teacher got into the class and told a girl the answers. like thats isnt enough, when we found out that all made a mistake, he gave us the finals notebooks and allowed us to fix.
  • Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+Jul 2 2004, 12:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Jul 2 2004, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> While it's not really an adventure. I do have a finals story.

    ENG110 (the 5 paragraph essay type of class), December 2001.

    This is my last final before winter break, it's slotted for 3 hours starting at 9am on a Friday. My previous final was on wednesday so I had to drive out to school (my commute is an hour on a good day, so sometimes I crash at friend's places). I had spent like 4 hours studying for this final because the teacher had simply said that it would be "on the stories that we've read", which was like 30 different short stories.

    This teacher is a little crazy, so I wouldn't have put it past him to ask us what color some character's hat was in some insignificant scene.

    I get there at around 8:50am, the final starts at 8:55am, I'm finished by 8:59am.

    I WAS DONE BEFORE IT WAS EVEN SUPPOSED TO START >_<

    It was quite seriously the most retarded final I've ever taken (as in I aced it without any doubt). It was one long question where we had to match up the theme of a story with the story's title. There were like 20 theme's and titles total.

    Bah, I felt like I had wasted so much of my study time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    dude...i know the final was lame but as the good old saying: "more is better then less".

    is the man in the avatar is really u?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ultra SS2.Vegeta+Jul 1 2004, 03:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ultra SS2.Vegeta @ Jul 1 2004, 03:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> is the man in the avatar is really u? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yep, here's a side shot since I know my audience can't get enough of it.

    <img src='http://www.0x01a4.com/webimages/Dave_E3-Van.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ultra SS2.Vegeta+Jul 1 2004, 05:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ultra SS2.Vegeta @ Jul 1 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dudes i dont think u realize....at my final, our keeper allowed us to copy,compare answers. so everybody came to me (ofcurse) and asked me. when i finished my teacher got into the class and told a girl the answers. like thats isnt enough, when we found out that all made a mistake, he gave us the finals notebooks and allowed us to fix. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It wasn't an English final, was it?
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And Zig can do whatever the hell he wants now, he can always call in his Marine buddies for backup.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+Jul 1 2004, 10:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Jul 1 2004, 10:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yep, here's a side shot since I know my audience can't get enough of it.

    <img src='http://www.0x01a4.com/webimages/Dave_E3-Van.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Tycho?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jul 1 2004, 03:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 1 2004, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tycho? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nooo..... Dave.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    What's "Operation 2002"?
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Wanna come over to me and beat someone? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Jul 1 2004, 05:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Jul 1 2004, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wanna come over to me and beat someone? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nix on "one", put in "thing"

    Oh I have a dirty dirty mind.
  • Ultra_SS2_VegetaUltra_SS2_Vegeta Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21079Members
    1.dude, i really wouldnt fight with u to the bitter end.


    2.excuse me my lords, i didnt know that in finals its allow to cheat... so i cant count the fact that my keeper told us the answers as weird event.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jul 1 2004, 03:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jul 1 2004, 03:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What's "Operation 2002"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's "Orientation 2002".

    I help with DigiPen's freshman orientations every year.
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