The Stupidest Crimes Ever Committed
Nothing is funnier than a stupid criminal.
How about the burglar who falls asleep on the bed, in the house, with the couple whose house he is robbing?!?! On Court TV’s new show The Smoking Gun which will air on Monday and Tuesday night at 10:30pm EST, they document the criminally challenged as well as other entertaining truths.
Come on ya’ll don’t keep all your funny stories to yourselves, share…
How about the burglar who falls asleep on the bed, in the house, with the couple whose house he is robbing?!?! On Court TV’s new show The Smoking Gun which will air on Monday and Tuesday night at 10:30pm EST, they document the criminally challenged as well as other entertaining truths.
Come on ya’ll don’t keep all your funny stories to yourselves, share…
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A bunch of hippies up in the Seattle area protested something outside of a convention for police anti-riot gear. The protesters got out of hand and started rioting.
You can imagine what happened then.
I **** you not, I saw it in the newspaper.
A man tried to commit a robbery in Renton, Washington (state). It was probably his first attemp at armed robbery, as suggested by the fact that he had no previous record of violent crime, and by his terminally stupid choices:
1. The target was H & J Leather and Firearms. A gun shop.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers - in a U.S. state where a substantial portion of the adult population is licensed to carry concealed handguns in public places.
3. To enter the shop, he had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
4. An officer in uniform was standing next to the counter, having coffee before reporting on duty.
Upon seeing the officer, the wouldbe robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt.
A bunch of hippies up in the Seattle area protested something outside of a convention for police anti-riot gear. The protesters got out of hand and started rioting.
You can imagine what happened then.
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Now, in a lot of states oral sex is "against the law", but it is a misdamenor, meaning max of 1 year jail time and/or fine of I think $1000 or something. Only in Oklahoma is it a felony, meaning you can go to jail for MORE than a year and/or there's no $ limit to any fine...
Its not enforced, but technically it could be.
Whoops! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it.
Now, in a lot of states oral sex is "against the law", but it is a misdamenor, meaning max of 1 year jail time and/or fine of I think $1000 or something. Only in Oklahoma is it a felony, meaning you can go to jail for MORE than a year and/or there's no $ limit to any fine...
Its not enforced, but technically it could be. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's a religious crackpot thing that survived the test of time right?
For example, in the town I live in, they errected (again state law) a gigantic cross so high its a danger to low flying aircraft (again, they did this ILLEGALLY) and at the same time the town passed a law making it against the law for its 1 Islamic mosque to ring its bell, citing "noise pollution". Yet the college I attend has a clocktower that goes off every hour from 10AM to 5PM with various christian chimes that can be heard from miles.
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Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't get it, hard to see...
Oh... it's a gif that takes about 7 years to load... gg.
EDIT2: Haaaaahh that's awesome.
Guy walks into the store. Pulls out a gun. Doesn't have solid grip on it, so it slips out of his hand and lands on the counter. Clerk promptly picks up the gun as the guy runs out of the store.
Whoops! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't get it, hard to see...
Oh... it's a gif that takes about 7 years to load... gg.
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Ya, and it loads TONNES faster when you quote the post without removing the image link, right?
Sorry, editing post...
Unless the browser was written in basic by 2 mexican jew lizards, it makes no difference.
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Unless the browser was written in basic by 2 mexican jew lizards, it makes no difference. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Don't make fun of me and my friend, we write browser code in our spare time because we got sick of trying to find a good passover cricket-taco. You'd get the impression that the things don't even exist <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And Penny Arcade referrence = some degree of what can only be classified as "the win"
Goooooooogle, how can you fail me?!?
*wails*