The Stupidest Crimes Ever Committed

dubaduba Join Date: 2004-06-20 Member: 29411Members
Nothing is funnier than a stupid criminal.
How about the burglar who falls asleep on the bed, in the house, with the couple whose house he is robbing?!?! On Court TV’s new show The Smoking Gun which will air on Monday and Tuesday night at 10:30pm EST, they document the criminally challenged as well as other entertaining truths.

Come on ya’ll don’t keep all your funny stories to yourselves, share…

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  • NinjeticNinjaNinjeticNinja Join Date: 2003-12-18 Member: 24502Members
    I think fades are too strong and need a nerf. Also, scripting is bad.
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    duba, I'm afraid you posted this in the wrong forum. /me points at the Off-Topic forum.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I once saw a guy on Cops that was running from the cops at nite wearing a bright orange shirt and those shoes that light up when you take a step <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I don't remember the exact date, but sometime in the last 6 months....

    A bunch of hippies up in the Seattle area protested something outside of a convention for police anti-riot gear. The protesters got out of hand and started rioting.

    You can imagine what happened then.

    I **** you not, I saw it in the newspaper.
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    An in state Darwin Award recipient filling the "Criminally Challenged" category:

    A man tried to commit a robbery in Renton, Washington (state). It was probably his first attemp at armed robbery, as suggested by the fact that he had no previous record of violent crime, and by his terminally stupid choices:

    1. The target was H & J Leather and Firearms. A gun shop.
    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers - in a U.S. state where a substantial portion of the adult population is licensed to carry concealed handguns in public places.
    3. To enter the shop, he had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
    4. An officer in uniform was standing next to the counter, having coffee before reporting on duty.

    Upon seeing the officer, the wouldbe robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt.
  • SomniusSomnius Join Date: 2004-06-17 Member: 29352Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+Jun 20 2004, 02:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Jun 20 2004, 02:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't remember the exact date, but sometime in the last 6 months....

    A bunch of hippies up in the Seattle area protested something outside of a convention for police anti-riot gear. The protesters got out of hand and started rioting.

    You can imagine what happened then.

    I **** you not, I saw it in the newspaper. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    GG <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    In the wonderful state I live in, Oklahoma, oral sex is a felony.

    Now, in a lot of states oral sex is "against the law", but it is a misdamenor, meaning max of 1 year jail time and/or fine of I think $1000 or something. Only in Oklahoma is it a felony, meaning you can go to jail for MORE than a year and/or there's no $ limit to any fine...

    Its not enforced, but technically it could be.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    <a href='http://hem.bredband.net/soylent/temp/whoops.gif' target='_blank'>whoops.gif</a>

    Whoops! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 20 2004, 02:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 20 2004, 02:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In the wonderful state I live in, Oklahoma, oral sex is a felony.

    Now, in a lot of states oral sex is "against the law", but it is a misdamenor, meaning max of 1 year jail time and/or fine of I think $1000 or something. Only in Oklahoma is it a felony, meaning you can go to jail for MORE than a year and/or there's no $ limit to any fine...

    Its not enforced, but technically it could be. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a religious crackpot thing that survived the test of time right?
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited June 2004
    I wouldn't really say "survived the test of time" because if certain groups got their way around here it WOULD be enforced...


    For example, in the town I live in, they errected (again state law) a gigantic cross so high its a danger to low flying aircraft (again, they did this ILLEGALLY) and at the same time the town passed a law making it against the law for its 1 Islamic mosque to ring its bell, citing "noise pollution". Yet the college I attend has a clocktower that goes off every hour from 10AM to 5PM with various christian chimes that can be heard from miles.
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Jun 20 2004, 03:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Jun 20 2004, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://hem.bredband.net/soylent/temp/whoops.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Whoops!  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't get it, hard to see...

    Oh... it's a gif that takes about 7 years to load... gg.


    EDIT2: Haaaaahh that's awesome.
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    There was this one guy who thought he's be all "this is your mission if you choose to accept it" and go through the air conditioning system in the roof to sneak into some store. Well, he made it in, but couldn't get out because all the doors were locked and he couldn't climb back up. So he just waited there until he was arrested in the morning. Saw it on TV couple of years ago.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    It's funny but it's too big. Anything over 200kb should be linked IMO.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    im confused.. whats happening in the picture?
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Jun 20 2004, 08:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Jun 20 2004, 08:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> im confused.. whats happening in the picture? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Guy walks into the store. Pulls out a gun. Doesn't have solid grip on it, so it slips out of his hand and lands on the counter. Clerk promptly picks up the gun as the guy runs out of the store.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Jun 20 2004, 03:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Jun 20 2004, 03:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Jun 20 2004, 03:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Jun 20 2004, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    Whoops!  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Found this on the interweb a while ago. Could possibly be fake but I doubt it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't get it, hard to see...

    Oh... it's a gif that takes about 7 years to load... gg.


    EDIT2: Haaaaahh that's awesome. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ya, and it loads TONNES faster when you quote the post without removing the image link, right?
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's funny but it's too big. Anything over 200kb should be linked IMO.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sorry, editing post...
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ya, and it loads TONNES faster when you quote the post without removing the image link, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unless the browser was written in basic by 2 mexican jew lizards, it makes no difference.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+Jun 20 2004, 04:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Jun 20 2004, 04:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ya, and it loads TONNES faster when you quote the post without removing the image link, right? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unless the browser was written in basic by 2 mexican jew lizards, it makes no difference. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't make fun of me and my friend, we write browser code in our spare time because we got sick of trying to find a good passover cricket-taco. You'd get the impression that the things don't even exist <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jun 20 2004, 01:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jun 20 2004, 01:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Them,Jun 20 2004, 04:10 AM] <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jun 20 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ya, and it loads TONNES faster when you quote the post without removing the image link, right? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unless the browser was written in basic by 2 mexican jew lizards, it makes no difference. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't make fun of me and my friend, we write browser code in our spare time because we got sick of trying to find a good passover cricket-taco. You'd get the impression that the things don't even exist <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And Penny Arcade referrence = some degree of what can only be classified as "the win"
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    So close, yet so far...

    Goooooooogle, how can you fail me?!?

    *wails*
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