I Have Just Recieved The Most Confusing Mail Ever

RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">...yeah.</div> I just recieved an email. But not just any email! This email. I am... confused beyond words. I wisely didn't even attempt to visit the website linked to at the bottom. Why did this person send me this? How did it get past the spam filters? WHAT IS W1ND0WS XP AND WHY IS THIS EMAIL WRITTEN IN LEETSPEEK?!

<img src='http://members.cox.net/redford22/wth.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Please assist. Brain melting.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    Its software from the "CS Dev Team" product range Redford.
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  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    I feel violated.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Must enjoy superb discouuuuuntttt <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Hey, that offer on photoshop looks neat <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • HuzeHuze Insightful Join Date: 2003-11-12 Member: 22724Members, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    If you didn't know, It's so it can get through spam filters that are filtering those words.

    ( I think )

    Such as Spam filter filters "Cheap" so he writes "Chheap" and it gets through.
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  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Mart said something, now you have to sacrifice a goat.
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  • ArbyArby Join Date: 2002-11-17 Member: 9039Members
    OMG WTH NO AWPS U STUPID NWEBIE!
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  • AveSatanasAveSatanas Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29117Members
    It has chaeap pricing!, where can you go wrong?
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    The numbers and misspellings are used to confuse the spam filter.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Jun 15 2004, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Jun 15 2004, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The numbers and misspellings are used to confuse the spam filter. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bingo.
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    That bastard.
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  • Billy_SilverfishBilly_Silverfish Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15688Members
    Wait til you recieve porn spam written this way - it's comedy gold! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    so leet
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Jun 15 2004, 05:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Jun 15 2004, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hey, that offer on photoshop looks neat <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No it doesn't, you can pick up PS7 for $100 brand new and legal. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Billy Silverfish+Jun 15 2004, 06:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Billy Silverfish @ Jun 15 2004, 06:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wait til you recieve porn spam written this way - it's comedy gold! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    damn right
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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited June 2004
    This is where all those l33t guys are that you banned from your NS servers - they took jobs in Bangladesh admining spam bots. We are yet again victimised by off-shoring... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    However, that is far from the best spam ever.....

    <img src='http://esuna.thezazi.net/images/misc/bestspamever.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    I've edited it because it was REALLY EXPLICIT. Also to remove email and web links. I've had this email for nearly a month, i can't bring myself to delete it.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Wow.
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  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    Thats even funnier than my Free BBQ email
    i don't even bother reading my spam anymore, it all the same
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Esuna wins the "Best Spam Ever" award by a freaking country mile.
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    The funny thing is, someone actually typed up that ASCII pr4wn...
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    esunub wins a cookie ... and a better spamkiller
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  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    So why isn't there a spam filter that attempts spell checking and automatic correction for the purpose of understanding words like chheaper or other key words?
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  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Jun 15 2004, 09:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Jun 15 2004, 09:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So why isn't there a spam filter that attempts spell checking and automatic correction for the purpose of understanding words like chheaper or other key words? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    or why not there be a filter which filters out any word spelt incorrectly
    then i'd get no more spam emails
    OR normal emails <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Enjoy hot teen action, suberb discounts! Why can I give away hot action for so low? Cause I'm Craaaaaaazy.
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  • voogruvoogru Naturally Modified (ex. NS programmer) Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1827Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    <span style='color:red'><b>*Hugs SpamAssassin*</b></span>
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ShdwStal+Jun 15 2004, 01:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ShdwStal @ Jun 15 2004, 01:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The funny thing is, someone actually typed up that ASCII pr4wn... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't know what you're talking about, I fap to ascii pr0n all the time...

    I'm actually disapointed that I have no spam today.
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    How could something so pure as ASCII art be defiled so easily...
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    that was intense


    GG esunub
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Billy Silverfish+Jun 15 2004, 12:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Billy Silverfish @ Jun 15 2004, 12:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wait til you recieve porn spam written this way - it's comedy gold! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I got an e-mail asking whether I wanted my "pen is" enlarged. God, I hate the internet.

    I like the way the guy recieving fellatio in Esuna's pic is looking really shocked. Did the underdog catch him by surprise or something?
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