Caption Contest!

BallistoBallisto Join Date: 2003-05-19 Member: 16503Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Non ns</div> I drew this cartoon b/c we were learning about castles in history and the idea came to me. I know that with the right caption... it would be INSANELY HILARIOUS!! But I've come up dry... so lets see what you guys can come up with!

Yes, that's a king taking a dookie, who is about to get shot in the rump with a crossbow.
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  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    "hrhr! The king will be pleased if I kill the rat I hear up there! Watch this!"
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    "What do you mean control my temper?! He got corn on my brand new crossbow!"
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    "Look how ridicously long my arm is!"
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    "last time i did this, i heard an extremely odd noise, lets see if it happens again."
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    "Let's make fudgecicles!"
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  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    "We have a lork on teh clorf!!11! With this prehistoric shirtgun I'll pwnz0r him!!!1"
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    "Gordon: it's time to choose"
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    " i like pie"
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  • ZerogreatZerogreat Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10537Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Obst & Gemuese+Jun 9 2004, 09:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst & Gemuese @ Jun 9 2004, 09:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "We have a lork on teh clorf!!11! With this prehistoric shirtgun I'll pwnz0r him!!!1" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg, lol! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> prehistoric shirtgun <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SgtFurySgtFury Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13219Members
    " In medieval times Germoloids hadn`t been invented yet"
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-6john6doe6+Jun 9 2004, 01:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (6john6doe6 @ Jun 9 2004, 01:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "last time i did this, i heard an extremely odd noise, lets see if it happens again." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Winnar. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    "Medieval Enema's, like all of their medical practices, needed some refinement"
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  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <soldier with the crossbow> Man my new crossbow is so awesome!

    <soldier with the sword> Oh yeah? Whats so cool about it?

    <soldier with the crossbow> Well, you see this hole here?

    <soldier with the sword> Yeah, i heard rumors that its some kind of "kings secret exit"... Dont ask me what it means

    <soldier with the crossbow> Whatever... I heard some strange noise yesterday coming our of it, must be some major rat... So i bett i can kill that parasite without looking and with 1 shot!

    <soldier with the sword> No way dude! Prove it
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  • ChallengerChallenger Join Date: 2003-06-24 Member: 17647Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Obst & Gemuese+Jun 8 2004, 05:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst & Gemuese @ Jun 8 2004, 05:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "hrhr! The king will be pleased if I kill the rat I hear up there! Watch this!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Love that one =D
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    "I see the moon!"
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    as i posted in the other thread

    all kings die on a throne one way or another
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  • The_Fluffy_DuckThe_Fluffy_Duck Join Date: 2003-11-13 Member: 22740Members
    "hehehehe"
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  • GolathGolath Join Date: 2003-05-20 Member: 16532Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-JediYoshi+Jun 8 2004, 06:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JediYoshi @ Jun 8 2004, 06:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Look how ridicously long my arm is!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The randomness of this actually made me laugh.
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  • HandmanHandman Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15224Members
    Just wait for that turtle to poke its head out
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