Hey You British Chaps!

ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
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i wanna be <i>coooool</i>... so teach me some <i>cool</i> british slang!

aussie slang is ok too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


i need to know more than like, tallywhacker or cheerio.. so help me out, guys <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Dogs bollocks? That's a good thing, see.

    My avatar is the dogs bollocks.
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  • keep_it_Gangstakeep_it_Gangsta Join Date: 2003-06-23 Member: 17632Members
    yes yes geeza, what you saying?
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  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    hmm, us cornish people dont use words like cheerio and tallywagger, thats old <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    we still use the phrase your mum a lot and wth <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Someone upload an MP3 of The Streets!

    Yes-yes-oh-yay!
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 18 2004, 09:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 18 2004, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Someone upload an MP3 of The Streets!

    Yes-yes-oh-yay! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would have to kill you if somebody did that.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>CHIPS</span> and <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>DRINKS</span>
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--]sonic[-+May 18 2004, 04:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (-]sonic[- @ May 18 2004, 04:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 18 2004, 09:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 18 2004, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Someone upload an MP3 of The Streets!

    Yes-yes-oh-yay! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would have to kill you if somebody did that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Amen. Although I am partial to use of the verb 'mug'. Don't mug yourself.

    More slang for Zig:

    Mint - Brilliant
    Dross - Poor/rubbish
    Gooch - Groin area
    Gash - Poor/rubbish
    Peg it/Give it legs/ - To run away hastily

    There's so much more, obviously, but this will do for now.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Oh yes, don't forget minging / munter (ugly / ugly person)! Man, I'm such a <a href='http://www.chavscum.co.uk/' target='_blank'>chav.</a>
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  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    Ave it!- Like owned or pwned. You've just taken down that onos "Ave it!" would be a standard response.
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  • AngelusAngelus Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10810Members, Constellation
    or if you'd just been eaten by the onos - "oh bloody hell"
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    And also, The Streets are brilliant.
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Wow flint , a chav that can type coherent sentences online!

    (now i must kill you for liking the streets)
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    edited May 2004
    <i>"Innit"</i> = "I am a complete moron, please kill me now."
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Oh, I'd never buy their album or anything. Doesn't mean they're not talented, of course. Fit But You Know It is catchy and amusing. Admit it!

    Don't touch me! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 18 2004, 05:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 18 2004, 05:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh yes, don't forget minging / munter (ugly / ugly person)!  Man, I'm such a <a href='http://www.chavscum.co.uk/' target='_blank'>chav.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    True charvers are truly horrible. The pig-swill of British society.

    EDIT: And The Streets are dross/gash. Mike Skinner's droning voice... dear me.

    AND... don't you dare compare the brilliant Peter Kay's 'Ave it' to the pathetic online utterance that is 'owned' and 'pwned'. In fact, I feel dirty for just typing that.
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  • 343_guilty_spark343_guilty_spark Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17462Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Innit" = "I am a complete moron, please kill me now." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I couldn't stop laughing when i read this, Insane i salute you.

    For English slang i guess you could say:
    Oh balderdash
    Poppycock
    Good health
    Capital!
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-343_guilty_spark+May 18 2004, 10:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (343_guilty_spark @ May 18 2004, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I couldn't stop laughing when i read this, Insane i salute you.

    For English slang i guess you could say:
    Oh balderdash
    Poppycock
    Good health
    Capital! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Try all that again.
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+May 18 2004, 05:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ May 18 2004, 05:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-343_guilty_spark+May 18 2004, 10:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (343_guilty_spark @ May 18 2004, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I couldn't stop laughing when i read this, Insane i salute you.

    For English slang i guess you could say:
    Oh balderdash
    Poppycock
    Good health
    Capital! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Try all that again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. Let's have some slang from, oh I don't know, this century?
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->True charvers are truly horrible. The pig-swill of British society.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Chavs are what makes our country ****
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    I like their sovereigns.

    <img src='http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dberneyn/mr%20t.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Chav Idol, yesterday.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    I gotta get me sum o dat bling bling, innit! Safe man, safe!

    Generally, if you refuse to acknowledge the existence of the letter "T" in the middle of words (and often the end), you are doing well as a student of the slang of British youth. Innit.
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  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+May 18 2004, 11:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ May 18 2004, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AND... don't you dare compare the brilliant Peter Kay's 'Ave it' to the pathetic online utterance that is 'owned' and 'pwned'. In fact, I feel dirty for just typing that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Please tell me what Peter Kay has to do with a slang thats been around longer then he's been famous?

    Mad for it! - typically shown by the Galleigher brothers of Oasis fame. Basically its up-and-go-get-it laddish loustish behaviour.
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    'big Light' = main light in the living room
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <img src='http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/bottom_1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aldaris+May 18 2004, 05:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aldaris @ May 18 2004, 05:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+May 18 2004, 11:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ May 18 2004, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> AND... don't you dare compare the brilliant Peter Kay's 'Ave it' to the pathetic online utterance that is 'owned' and 'pwned'. In fact, I feel dirty for just typing that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Please tell me what Peter Kay has to do with a slang thats been around longer then he's been famous?

    Mad for it! - typically shown by the Galleigher brothers of Oasis fame. Basically its up-and-go-get-it laddish loustish behaviour. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He made it much more known outside of Yorkshire (and similar counties) obviously. The man is a legend.
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  • Billy_SilverfishBilly_Silverfish Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15688Members
    Manchester slang:

    "'scuse me mate, you got the time?" = "Let's see if your watch is worth stealing"

    Salford slang:

    "'scuse me mate, you got the time?" = "Let's see if your watch is worth stealing, and while you're at it let's have your wallet"
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  • nightdragonnightdragon Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11848Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    Essex Idiots, and every townie in the UK:

    "Ave It"

    a good reply is "Have what, a present. You're so nice" Then they proceeed to stare into space confused

    O this one time i remember an 11 year old come up to my mate and say "U mudda" then walked off. My mate said something clever an he was so bermused he walked into a tree.

    <edit> bad grammaaaaar innit man

    <edit 2> What u say bout my grandma?
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Don't forget the edit to correct your spelling!
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  • nightdragonnightdragon Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11848Members, Constellation
    Since when do townies ever spull thungs coructly!
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Now we have to put a cordoning rope around you, man!
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