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Interesting. Normally, this would be a negative evolutionary behavior, as it would make who gets to reproduce almost random. I would guess that the fertilization chance is very low, meaning that most of the males in the swarm will not sire any offsp…
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Who's to say it mates at all? It might be asexual, and reproduce all on it's own. Or, on the other hand, it might be a social animal with a whole pack somewhere on the planet and it might die if seperated from them for too long. It… -
Creature interactions are definitely broken. Right now, with like 80% of all human sized or larger creatures just homing in on you like a smart bomb, this game plays less like a peaceful exploration game and more like a zombie survival game in the f…
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Plz, no more whale probes, RIP all my fleets in star trek armada... -
Largest creature in the unverse? Where is the unverse?
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The carar turns things into nazi zombies.
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More accurately, it goes so far out of it's way to avoid violence that it sacrifices believeability completely and makes huge cuts into having actual fun gameplay. -
An announcer for whenever you run over a fish with the seamoth:
"Fatality!"
"Double kill!"
"Triple kill!"
"RAMPAGE"
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We've got a bloody massive moon (or, what seems more likely, were are on a moon and that is our primary.) Either way, tidal forces should be huge, which might explain the seeming overabundance of volcanic activity, and would also make for powerful o…
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I dunno, I think just the fact that it's so old makes it endlessly funnier when people fall for it. -
Apparently we have arthritis. I guess that, while alone on this planet, we must have been doing something with our hands a lot.
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-press alt+F4 to open multiplayer menu.
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If some filters were added to make it a bit more imperfect, it could better represent a wholly alien creature trying to communicate in concepts that a human can understand.
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Carar is cured by directing a tachyon beam from the main deflector dish into the player's anus.
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What if that's how you make nutrient blocks, and every time you eat one, the player makes a choking sound instead of the usual crunch?
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Perhaps, but the players better mobility still seems to make them more dangerous to the seamoth than the player. And then there's the seabases and cyclops getting perforated by acid mushrooms and stray knife swings. -
Because in soviet subnautica, humans are more durable than submarines.
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Precursors be like:
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"Hot single women in the Orion nebula want to meet YOU!" -
Precursors be like:
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Change the PDA messages to say "another lifepod needs your help" when you get signals.
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Oh, and I suppose you heard that from your liver? -
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I mean, they think that every other organ is there just to support them, so yes. -
I tried to kill the reaper, but then I got indoctrinated.
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I think I can live without your totally unqualified psyco-analysis. I also find your double standard hilarious.
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Our characters appearance.
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See that? That is not being mature. That is not being the bigger man. That is a refusal to deescalate, and hypocrisy on a truly staggering scale. You aren't even trying to create a coherent response that reflects the reality of the situation.…