Nemesis Zeros' Best *locked* One Liners

MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
edited January 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Lines Nems posted when locking threads</div> I'm sorry but this one sent me to the floor in a tear crazyed, ball of gut pain and lack of breath.

It was in a thread called "How big is your halflife folder"
basicly everyone just posted the size in Mbs and Gigs of there various HL folders. When Nem had seen enough he posted this:

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A spamthread dedicated to the attempt of comparing ones digital manhood. Cute.
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LMAO
This is one of your best for sure!

Post your Favourite Nemesis Zero Lock reasons and one liners.

Comments

  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    This ones from a thread called: If you had a Pet Gorge...
    It was a thread that wanted to know how and what you would name your pet gorge, as you can imagine it was pack full of great Ideas, When Nem had let it run its course he posted this sarcastic line:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Ah damn, I had hoped this'd end up a little more communicatively  <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    LOL
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    /me awaits lockage.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Rellix+Jan 13 2004, 02:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rellix @ Jan 13 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /me awaits lockage. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The irony slays me.
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    We'll than while we wait for this Lock

    This is from a thread called "Talk about Max Payne" It was filled with just brain dread rambles about MP, finished off with this:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You'll notice that switching your brain on during your stay here will prolong the lifetime of your account considerably<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    hehehe
    Ah come on this is gold!
  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    edited January 2004
    Its amazing, I was just thinking last night someone should compile a list of all the ***Locked*** comments from the mods. Some of them are actually really funny. I'm at a site with dial-up right now, so I dont feel like waiting an aeon for the search function, but I'll give it a shot later <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->


    edit: And Majins quote gets my vote too.. gold
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    I'll leave this one to Nem, I'd hate to think I was encroaching on his E-ego ;D
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Necrotic+Jan 13 2004, 02:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrotic @ Jan 13 2004, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll leave this one to Nem, I'd hate to think I was encroaching on his E-ego ;D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    His E-go. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Necrotic+Jan 13 2004, 07:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrotic @ Jan 13 2004, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll leave this one to Nem, I'd hate to think I was encroaching on his E-ego ;D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Damn, I come back from re-installing KOTOR, and what do I find?
    Well, as flattered as I am, this is still essentially bound to become a spamthread. Thus, <span style='color:red'>***lock.***</span>
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