If You Had A Pet Gorge...

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  • NecroNecro <insert non-birthday-related title here> Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Nov 6 2003, 11:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Nov 6 2003, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DUH'
    theres only 1 thing you should feed it. <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->


    A CAN OF FERAI SOUP! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    AMEN!
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  • noelephantnoelephant Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13518Members
    I've often wondered how Gorge would taste.

    Chicken anyone?
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  • RedeyeRedeye Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14819Members
    hmm, I think he'd taste bitter raw, he would need to be simmered in a frying pan for 40 minutes until medium done, serve on a bed of res and sprinkle on some salt and pepper if desired.
    McFATTEH MEALZOR!!111!
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  • criticaIcriticaI Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15269Banned, Constellation
    I'd breed more gorgies... and then I'd make some Videos entiled "Gorgie Orgies" <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Savag3Savag3 Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14336Members
    That's really bloody gross.























    Where do I order? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--noelephant+Nov 8 2003, 11:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (noelephant @ Nov 8 2003, 11:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've often wondered how Gorge would taste.

    Chicken anyone? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> YOU WOULD ACTUALLY EAT SOMETHING THAT CUTE?!?!?!? SHAME ON YOU!!!!

    By the way, a gorge would probably have a stronger, more gamey taste than chicken... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    you know if they removed all the spikes on the gorge it would look like an obese little animal
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    I would feed my pet gorge: Bananas, Apples, Apricots, oranges, peaches, palms, hands, marines, tf`s, armory`s,
    ip`s, and finally those frigging <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> wannabee marines who pops up in here
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 03:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you know if they removed all the spikes on the gorge it would look like an obese little animal <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It IS an obese little animal - spikes or not. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    well with the spikes it looks more alien-ish...

    And, on the topic, I could certainly see a little baby gorge suckling on a res node...aw...
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    I would sit it on my lap while i played NS and say "see BoB? Thats how you build a hive" and train it to make lots and lots of hives, and then skulks will start popping out and start eating everyone i know and maybe me, unless the gorge somehow tells them to not eat me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS.
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  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    you could teach the skulks to play NS
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you could teach the skulks to play NS <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws"
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  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    I imagine they would feel kind of guilty playing marines
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    lol

    I would feed it the rats around my sewers and make it grow a hive, then I could get it to make a hive and make it spawn skulks.

    Then I feed em the necessary stuff needed to evolve....then get them to evolve to lerks and then sporespam the government building.

    Then I watch Tung Chee Hwa melt....<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Toker_WolfToker_Wolf Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22388Members
    id feed him my parents and my sister then id make him build offenceive towers outside my house. then id make it evolve into a Onos and find that dirty cop who gave me a ticket (stupid light turned red on me and the cop was right there waiting for me) and make him eat the car then the cop and make him diggest the cop slowly!! then id ask it to change back into a gorge and we would toke some weed for the rest of the day!! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Nov 8 2003, 06:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 8 2003, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Cypher---GorgeLover+Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher---GorgeLover @ Nov 8 2003, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you could teach the skulks to play NS <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uh... that wouldnt feel to good to me.

    "YaY Trev took out the IP!"

    *Stab*

    /me - Ow!
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  • FlashFocusFlashFocus Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22377Members
    I would feed it, LITTLE INOCENT CHILDREN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Asal_The_UnforgivingAsal_The_Unforgiving Join Date: 2003-03-26 Member: 14903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--FlashFocus+Nov 9 2003, 12:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (FlashFocus @ Nov 9 2003, 12:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would feed it, LITTLE INOCENT CHILDREN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would corrupt them while they waited in the slaughterhouse so they'd eat your gorge!!!!!
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  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    lol WTH
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  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    edited November 2003
    Rennex.
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Trevelyan+Nov 8 2003, 05:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ Nov 8 2003, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would sit it on my lap while i played NS and say "see BoB? Thats how you build a hive" and train it to make lots and lots of hives, and then skulks will start popping out and start eating everyone i know and maybe me, unless the gorge somehow tells them to not eat me. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Then i would watch the aliens swarm over earth taking it over.... hrmmm actually that would kinda suck cause then i wouldnt be able to play NS. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    why would you name him bob? That's a skulky name.
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  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Nov 9 2003, 01:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 9 2003, 01:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And every time you pwned the other team, you could give each other "high-claws" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And get your hand impaled, which is not good for playing NS.

    I'd have him teach me how to chuckle.
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  • SyringedSyringed Join Date: 2003-04-17 Member: 15579Members, Constellation
    I would feed the gorge really bad NS custom maps that servers like to play.


































    Or Michael Moore....
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  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    I would feed it NS Forum spam threads. It's a free, constantly replenishing food source.
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  • Mr. EpicMr. Epic Join Date: 2003-08-01 Member: 18660Members, Constellation
    i'd feed it cat food.
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  • RSMemphisRSMemphis Join Date: 2003-08-19 Member: 19953Members
    Oddly enough, no one here so far wanted a pet Fade.

    When the some street bullies walk up to you, and say "not looking so tough no, eh"...
    You wistle, and *ffff**zap**zap**fff* - they won't know what hit them.
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  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    "*zap*"?
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  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    A couple things...

    1) My algebra teacher (thatll stop her from giving me pages and pages of notes/homework!!)

    2) The annoying kids down the road

    3) Ghetto-gangster-homedawgs in my school

    4) Metal. Because you gotta keep those gorge-teeth clean before they rot out like the other gorge's!

    5) Leftovers

    6) My homework. "MY GORGE ATE MY HOMEWORK!"
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    Well... fades are more human like IMO... kinda like those covenant shielded guys in halo.

    Gorges and skulks are also pet sized... who would want an onos unless your gonna leave it outside to destroy the world when your not looking.
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