Favorite Ns Posts Ever

SNiperMarineSNiperMarine Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18085Banned
<div class="IPBDescription">What Are Your Favorite Posts/People?</div> What are the funniest NS posts...

Top famous posters...

Best ideas...

Best topics...
«1

Comments

  • ZerogreatZerogreat Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10537Members
    Dont remember who said it, but its relatively heavily used all over here.
    It was something like:

    Aliens need a scorpion or something that hovars without flapping.

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    This one is my favorite and im sure i am not alone.
  • JaspJasp Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13076Members
    To quote NSmonkey

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OK NS is pretty cool now but hwat it needs is more pissass to make it exciting and the aliens always lose with 2.0 and ive been playing since 2.04 so im pretty sure i know what im talking bout kthx so heres the idea dont flame plz:

    *Those guys with the claws should get someting that makes the little blue circle dispaper because the marinea always know where they are goin be next which is no good

    *The flying thing the guy that said they should not flap their wings i thinik so because it makes a sound which is bad they should be silthy like James Bonde and shoot the armor guys with the spikes

    *I saw a suggesting that said the claw guys are going to get a new thing that breathes fire adnd thats good because tourrettes are 2 hard 2 kill

    *In starcraft the armor guys could pick up their base and move it around and i dont know why you disabled that in NS 2.01c it was better whn they could

    *The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol

    *The big oliphant things shoed be able to not get hit by missilos when the armor guys are shooting them and the big armor guys should get eaten and the dog thinss should be able to go inside the armor guy cammander base and make the computer all mess up like ghosts should start attacking them from the walls and maybe like in star wars the blue ghost things like when obee one died to the black mask dude that would be cool

    NEway these are just my suggestings so if u like them plz tell me and i think they will give nature selecting more pissass thx for the game its good<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Found it rather funny if not hard to read lol
  • SNiperMarineSNiperMarine Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18085Banned
    edited August 2003
    what about those Ebay testers?
  • KhaimKhaim Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Best topic evar? The origional tales from the frontlines thread, 115 pages long of shear goodness! much <3 to all the pts who wrote stories in that topic, it certainly helped sustain the wait for NS 1.0.
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
  • FendeRFendeR Join Date: 2003-08-08 Member: 19199Members
    teehee

    hey mojo i know you
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MrMojo+Aug 24 2003, 11:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MrMojo @ Aug 24 2003, 11:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yours ! Clearly. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    don't encourage him now. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    He has no sense of "sarcasm"
  • SudzzSudzz Join Date: 2003-08-01 Member: 18663Members, Constellation
    Lol, gotta be that thing about a "scorpian that hovars without flappign"
  • KadreallostKadreallost Join Date: 2003-01-23 Member: 12633Members
    Gotta be Monse's post about "West Hive" on the beta forums regarding gorge gangs and crime.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    edited August 2003
    *looks around all shifty-like*

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=17547&hl=smart_bomb+style' target='_blank'>Don't click! For the love of God!</a>

    *runs away*
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    Oh yeah. My favorite <i>person</i> ever?

    <b>Me</b>. I'm sure you all see the sense in that.





    Now I must get back to running away from the wrath of the admins.

    *runs off*
  • Dick_BlenderDick_Blender Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14966Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dubbilex+Aug 24 2003, 08:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dubbilex @ Aug 24 2003, 08:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *looks around all shifty-like*

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=17547&hl=smart_bomb+style' target='_blank'>Don't click! For the love of God!</a>

    *runs away* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    great. see it quoted all the time, never saw the original.

    love the first reaction:

    <i>"Whoa whoa whoa, this can't be a server-side 1.5 patch, definately clientside, some ideas interesting to think about."</i>

    yeah, right.. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    I would say <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>Ninj4</b></span>!!!1111
    after that maybe uranium 235.

    hehehe.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Aug 24 2003, 06:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Aug 24 2003, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would say <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>Ninj4</b></span>!!!1111
    after that maybe uranium 235.

    hehehe. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've read some of their posts. Why were they banned?
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    I was kind of wondering what became of U235. Do tell.
  • sk84zer0sk84zer0 Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17478Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That would have to be the funniest idea i ever heard.
  • MonkeybonkMonkeybonk Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Banned
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofsky+Aug 24 2003, 09:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky @ Aug 24 2003, 09:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Aug 24 2003, 06:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Aug 24 2003, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would say <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><b>Ninj4</b></span>!!!1111
    after that maybe uranium 235.

    hehehe. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've read some of their posts. Why were they banned? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can't find any of those names in search.. :/

    BTW: I see a uranium - 235 on Lunixmonster alot... maybe the same one?
  • MonkeybonkMonkeybonk Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Banned
    As for my favorite posts, well, smart_bomb was teh funnah, but I'm also a big fan of that kung-fu chop <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    SNiper Marine's posts of pure stupidity usually crack me up. Even if it's intentional, his motives alone are enough to make me laugh...

    Some of the other trolls in here are pretty good, always fun to see one get banned.
  • SNiperMarineSNiperMarine Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18085Banned
    edited August 2003
    <b><span style='color:orange'>Have you read my NS Spies and Traitors post or the NS 2.0 In One Hour For You post?</span></b>
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=41444&hl=' target='_blank'>NS Spies And Traitors</a> Post


    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=39831&hl=' target='_blank'>NS 2.0 In One Hour For You!</a> post

    (copied and pasted the URLs)
  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    The Bunker thread and Imperial Fist
  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    edited August 2003
    Favorite persons to read :

    <b>MonseEvil</b>

    and

    <b>DOOManiac</b>
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Monsieur evil always brings laughs and anticis with his posts


    got to love those
  • SNiperMarineSNiperMarine Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18085Banned
    edited August 2003
    lol, waht abour my posts?
  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--SNiperMarine+Aug 25 2003, 01:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SNiperMarine @ Aug 25 2003, 01:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol, waht abour my posts? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now I know your just trying too hard man :-\
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    *shamelessly promotes Australians*

    I'd say the post by a then unknown member of the boards which suggested removing the hive requirements for high alien lifeforms. One of the best ideas I've ever seen.

    The poster? Martigen, one of the most constructive and well-thought members on these boards. Keep it up mate <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SNiperMarineSNiperMarine Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18085Banned
    edited August 2003
    About the quote in your signature about George Bush...
    Do you agree with that quote? Did he even say that? So waht admendment does that quote contridict, if it does?
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I take great joy in posting intelligent and deep threads with meaning in off-topic, only to have it spam fed and turn into a toxic waste dump of threadjacking (Thanks alot monse <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> ) annnnd The fact that I try my best to enlighten people only to have them say "OMG LOCK STUPID OFF-TOPIC POST SHOULDNT BE IN THIS FORUM" (Note I post in the off-topic :/)
  • EighteenTwelveEighteenTwelve Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19366Members
    Tales from the Front Lines for topic, and Ryo-Ohki for favourite person.
  • n4s7yn4s7y Join Date: 2003-04-18 Member: 15627Members
    If only you didn't annoy the hell out of me on gibgames SNiper...

    He's not as innocent as he looks. *cough* evading ban *cough*.
This discussion has been closed.