The Most Stupid Thing You Have Ever Heard In Ns?

QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Post it here!</div> Mine :

Guy : Dude you suck
Me(commander) : Yea how?
Guy : You have no kills!I have over 20!I 0wnz j00!!!!!111111111111

People like this should be shot in real life.
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  • p00psm1thp00psm1th Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13558Members
    NSplayer: hey guys how do i buy guns?
  • eagleceaglec Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9948Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Question+Feb 16 2003, 05:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Question @ Feb 16 2003, 05:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> People like this should be shot in real life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that is probably the most stupid thing I've heard in ns. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    If only it were, is there any point to this thread?
  • Pika-CthulhuPika-Cthulhu Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9386Members
    (Game starts we just spawn in)
    Some guy: COMM HMG AND JETPACK STAT
    Me: do you even know HOW to play?
    Some guy: Yeah, I comm all the time

    (Bear in mind we hadn't even built an Infantry portal yet. Makes you wonder what his win lose ratio is as comm <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> )
  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    This one guy at the start of a new round yelling: "COMMANDER YOUR freaking **** GIVE ME A **** GUN".

    Or the worse thing ever...

    "Um, guys, why can't I give out HMGS?"

    The reply

    "Now, see the little thing at the bottom, with pictures of wepaons and stuff, click on the first one, and find the ovalish one and then click on it and" CHOMP!!!
  • jabsjabs Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10773Members
    Scene: Marines have all upgrades. Aliens have 2 hives and have placed 3rd up. I am also the commander.

    Commander: Guys, go through the phase gate (it's at the 3rd and upcoming hive)
    Marine 1: I need ammo first.
    Marine 2: Give me a grenade launcher.
    Marine 3: We only have 5 resources. Give me some mines.
    Commander: Go through the damn phase gate fast.

    (Marine 2 decides to continue pestering the commander for SOME weapon. Marine 1 trys to get to the hive by walking to it instead of using the phase gate. Marine 3 gets mines for some reason, goes through the phase gate, and places them around the hive)

    Commander: Guys, don't just stand in the base.
    Marine 2: If I had a better weapon, I'd be able to take them all out myself.

    (Mistrusting his own hunches, the commander gives the marine a HMG and a jet pack. Approximetly 5 seconds later, a few fades come into our base and start shooting the place up. Meanwhile, Marine 2 is busy getting full ammo for his HMG and dies in the process)

    Marine 2: How come you didn't give me a health pack! <------------- the dumbest line I have heard in NS
  • IdenIden Join Date: 2002-10-16 Member: 1513Members
    I've got you all beat hands down:

    Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!

    This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times.
  • HWGuy_in_a_CanHWGuy_in_a_Can Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13397Members
    I haven't played enough to notice anything remarkably stupid, though I did see two marines arguing over abortion during a game. Then again, abortion is a really controversial issue, but I don't know what could have prompted that conversation.
  • JusticeBladeJusticeBlade Join Date: 2002-12-23 Member: 11440Members
    Stupid? Well........

    Dude1: Comm help me I fell in a vent and I can't get out
    Comm: Just kill yourself
    Dude1: How do you do that?
    Comm: .........
    Me: Type kill in console
    Dude1: Whats a console?

    He then was stuck there until he left, no skulk touched him for they were heartless alien ****, I however tried and failed to help the poor n00b, because his console key was not bound.
  • VashVash Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8333Members
    Hm...I don't remember any things stupid enough worth mentioning, but I'll tell you what I said while I was feeling quite silly today in NS.

    Comm: We're low on resources..
    Me: COMM! RECYCLE THE COMM CHAIR SO YOU CAN GET MORE RES!!

    followed by..

    Me: Comm, we need resources, recycle the res tower!
  • LindstromLindstrom Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9865Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Iden+Feb 15 2003, 11:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Iden @ Feb 15 2003, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've got you all beat hands down:

    Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!

    This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My vote goes to this one so far, its not a noob statement (he had relocated and knew about the DB) its just plain "momma dropped me and Billy-bob on our heads when we were younins" stupidity. Long live the Darwin Awards!
  • Alaskan_NutAlaskan_Nut Join Date: 2003-02-16 Member: 13606Members
    even better

    marine gets killed buy flying alien guy 2 times

    marine: you cheat!

    alien guy: how?

    marine: because you killed me twice

    rest of server: shut up marine


    then all hell broke loose
  • NupiNupi Join Date: 2002-12-16 Member: 10898Members
    NSPlayer: EEEefasdfodf?
    Someone: what?
    Nsplayer: can i buy a gun?
    Nsplayer: give me your gun
    Someone: no
    Nsplayer: PLZ
    Someone: no
    NSPlayer: what is commander?
    -explanation-
    -time goes-
    NSPlayer: What is commander??!
    NSplayer sees a gorge and runs for his life.... (gorge = me).
    Comm: you .....why did your run away?
    team: haha
  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    That's speech, but what about actions.

    The stupidist thing I have ever done was to get a GL, and a jetpack and fall down that big hole in the marines spawn on that viaduct map.
  • Arch-NemesisArch-Nemesis Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13324Members
    Hahah! Jabs, I think I was in that game.
    THAT was amazingly funny, yet annoying. I think that the guy got the mines, placed them but was promptly killed by a fade and his acid rocket. THAT was hilarious, especially since the fade waited untill he placed ALL the mines. Hahaha.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I've got you all beat hands down:

    Commander: Jesus christ! You guys are all incompetent! Why do you keep going back to the marine base?! I need you here now, but you keep wandering off! You guys are the reason we're losing this!

    This was said after we relocated to Ventilation on Caged and he used the distress beacon four or five times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    But THAT takes the cake. I guess the comm didn't understand the use for the distress beacon.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    n00b: is this game good?
    me: .....yes

    (sometime passes)

    n00b: can you get more guns in this game?
    me: yes...(list of weapons)

    n00b: how do i give out guns?
    me: (holds head in hands) only the commander can do that...
    n00b: can i go commander?
    team: NO!

    n00b: how do i build things?
    me: OMG READ THE MANUAL!

    n00b: naaah


    ------
    another winner:

    n00b: can you be aliens in this game?
  • QuestionQuestion Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
    Wow i just had this really dumb conversation on a 4 vs 4(alien advantage) on ns_eclipse...

    Me : Okay since 75% of the marines are refusing to obey orders and they have 2 hives,im recycling everything.

    *n00b rushes to mainteance hive and hides underneath*

    n00b : see?when he was comm i knew we would lose from the start.

    Me : you are blaming ME for you REFUSAL to obey orders?!

    n00b : you didnt make your instructiosn clear enough

    Me : Okay i gave you waypoints and i typed orders at least 5 times in full capitals.....and i didnt make the instructions clear enough.****.

    n00b(at this point he decides to adopt the idiot defence.) : you suck!

    Me : i suck because you refuse to obey orders?!WTF?!

    n00b : just admit that you suck!

    Me : dude i told you to go mainteance,you went comp core.I told you to go comp core,you went and hid under mainteance hive.Then you absolutely refused to phase in to defend the seige points because you were humping the armory.

    n00b : you suck!!!!!11111111

    Me : Why dont you go post on the server forums that i suck because you refuse to obey orders.....you will be laughed off the forums

    n00b : oh yea?they will say you suck!!!111111111

    I can see this guy on the national debating team :

    Guy 1 : The malaysian reasons for refusing a package deal in the water talks blah blah blah

    n00b : OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU SUCK!!!!!1 I WIN!!!!!!!!!!
  • PseudoKnightPseudoKnight Join Date: 2002-06-18 Member: 791Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->n00b: can you be aliens in this game?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->*snicker*
  • PropainPropain Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7705Members
    It's too bad you aren't straight.

    People like this, need to walk into traffic and get hit by a bus.
  • DizzyOneDizzyOne BASS&#33; Join Date: 2002-11-17 Member: 9095Members
    edited February 2003
    Probly most stupidest tihngs ive heard :

    *game starts*
    noob alien goes gorge
    <alien><noob1> Ill go gorge so I have the res to go onos

    =

    <marine><noob2> I am the best of marines cuz im on top of the list! WAHAHA F**** YA ALIENS!
    *noob2 gets killed by parasite*

    =

    *noob3 gestates into lerk*
    <alien><noob3> How do I fly as a lerk?

    =

    <marine><somedude> Get out of the f***in commchair u noob
    <marine><noob4> How do I get out?

    =

    *game starts*
    noobs go marine
    <b>noone goes in the commchair</b> and they all run around
    <marine><noob5> I am in holoroom,
    <marine><noob6> We are in holo
    <marine><noob7>medpack
    <marine><noob8>Im @ hive
    *noob7 gets killed by someones bitegun*
    *noob8 starts attackin hive*
    *noob8 gets killed by someones healspray*
    *noob5 gets killed by someones bitegun*
    *noob6 gets killed by someones bitegun*
    <noob7>**** comm
    <noob5>comm u suck!!

    =

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Major_ChromeMajor_Chrome Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11096Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    n00b: Comm ou ******* suck
    Comm(me): We got 2 hives secured and everyone has ha, hmg, welders except for you cause you went rambo and died
    n00b: Comm you still suck
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Best one I've heard:
    "We only lost because we didn't have a Comm!"

    Sadly, this was on a decent server with semi-decent Marines. Just everyone kept jumping in and out of the CC to drop themselves shotguns, and never teched up, built RTs or had health support. Funny to see the crackbouncing Marines go down when they aren't standing in a shower of blue and white, and the Skulks know to crouch when attacking so the wallwalk code doesn't kick in.
    Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying.
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    I've heard some pretty stupid stuff, but so far, the stupidest is...

    "Hey Comm, drop me a welder so I can build these infantry portals."

    There are several things wrong with this. I'll start with the obvious. One. YOU DON'T BUILD WITH A WELDER. Two. WE CAN'T GET WELDERS WITHOUT AN ARMORY. Three. THE WHOLE TEAM WAS DEAD EXCEPT THIS GUY SO WE CAN'T TELL HIM "You don't build with welder." AND THERE'S NO COMMANDER. Needless to say, the skulks ran in and we were soon dead. It was rediculous.

    Another stupid one, though not as stupid...

    "Commander, give me a welder." (I was commander)
    *I drop a welder*
    "Thnx."
    Seconds later...
    * NSPlayer was killed by bitegun *
    "Commander, give me welder."
    *Drops welder*
    Seconds later...
    * NSPlayer was killed by parasite (Well not really, but it sounded more noobish) *
    "Commander drop me welder."
    Me: "Hell no! I already gave you one twice and you died both times!"
    "You never gave me a welder!"

    Make the pain stop.
  • Amped1Amped1 Join Date: 2003-02-08 Member: 13287Members
    We need to have a book callled "Chicken Soup for the NS Soul" and have a chapter callled n00bs in it. Heh that would be funny <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    That along with names and addresses indexed by location, so you can drive over to their house and slap them across the face a few times if they refuse to LEARN.
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    Hmm, I'd say this one that my commander said a couple days ago.


    We currently have 120 RPs, and 2 towers, getting about 4 RP a tick. We have reloacated to power silo hive.

    Commander (over voicecom): "We don't need any more rescources, we're in a hive!" "All we have to do is wait them out."

    And ect ect. Need I say that as soon as the aliens started attacking, we used up all our RP, couldn't get more, and eventually got killed when skulks climbed up to the celing, changed to fades, and bombarded us to death with acid rockets?
  • HannebambelHannebambel Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5416Banned
    The most annoying and stupid thing I see is occuring every day, when people of the winning team start to taunt the loosing team or certain players they kill more than once.

    Not enough when they are already losing but also insult them is not a fine gesture.


    Those who do multiple kills + have an insane score as Alien (preffered Skulk) or Standart marine, and then
    type in "muhahaha" make themselves suspicious to me (cheat/hack?)

    I think this game is to have fun, not to humilate others!
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    On the Voogru server, the map rotation sometimes breaks, making ns_nothing loop forever until an admin changes it.

    So, the other day the map goes from Nothing to Eclipse, and I hear over voice comm:

    <i>"Is this a custom map?"</i>
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    <!--QuoteBegin--the_move+Feb 16 2003, 06:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the_move @ Feb 16 2003, 06:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The most annoying and stupid thing I see is occuring every day, when people of the winning team start to taunt the loosing team or certain players they kill more than once.

    Not enough when they are already losing but also insult them is not a fine gesture.


    Those who do multiple kills + have an insane score as Alien (preffered Skulk) or Standart marine, and then
    type in "muhahaha" make themselves suspicious to me (cheat/hack?)

    I think this game is to have fun, not to humilate others! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Aww, but gloating is so much fun when a Marine is crackbouncing along, and you STILL eat his face, then insult him more for trying to exploit the hitbox bugs and FAILING. I know I gloat when I take out four Marines who are crouched in corners of Holoroom on Hera, and act surprised that they could be hit.
  • SemperFi1SemperFi1 Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13559Members
    NSplayer has joined the game

    NSplayer's name was changed to [No C-D]NSplayer

    [No C-D]NSplayer: Am i in a clan?
  • HannebambelHannebambel Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5416Banned
    edited February 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Talesin+Feb 16 2003, 03:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Feb 16 2003, 03:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Aww, but gloating is so much fun when a Marine is crackbouncing along, and you STILL eat his face, then insult him more for trying to exploit the hitbox bugs and FAILING. I know I gloat when I take out four Marines who are crouched in corners of Holoroom on Hera, and act surprised that they could be hit. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And there we have another problem.

    The hitboxes. I think they should be fixed right away, coz the actual make no sense as they are mislocated.
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