I've officially gone insane, guys.* Now the Monty Python Reference Thread
kingkuma
cancels Work: distracted by Dwarf Fortress Join Date: 2015-09-25 Member: 208137Members
cancels Work: distracted by Dwarf Fortress Join Date: 2015-09-25 Member: 208137Members
As if you couldn't tell by my avatar, today, in subanutica, I crossed the moral event horizon. How? Well, I've had my cuddlefish for a while now, and I wanted to take him to space with me. Except I couldn't pick him up. Solution? Kill the thing and cheat in a new egg. I turned on instagib mode, but a knife didn't work, as it just made me pet him. Darn. So, I stasis rifled him, grabbed a deep shroom out of my prawn and grabbed my prop cannon. He sat there like that scene in old yeller, staring up at me with those huge eyes. I shot him right on his forehead. He died instantly. I then propelled his corpse down about 200 meters to the reaper near the big mountains wreck. I'm a complete monster, I know...
... and I'm not ashamed at all. 
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Five bucks @Tarkannen is in that section. They're probably the leader of that ring, now that I think about it.
And another good opportunity for barbecue ruined.
sighs
We know @Tarkannen loves the Cuddle Fish so much that I felt it was only proper to bribe the DEV's to create a custom version of the game where the Cuddle Fish spawns in naturally in all the biomes. I wouldn't want them to go to a biome and not see the Cuddle Fish.
It will be just like the ending of the Star Trek: The Original Series episode, I, Mudd:
*sips tea
My good sir or madam
If I didn't know any better, I would say your suggestion was made to purposefully cause a psychotic breakdown by RAGE on @Tarkannen, but I'm pretty sure I'm at the wrong here.
Thou are a evil one indeed
smiles
"Murderer."
Agreed.
Hold on, I think I know where they're coming from on this: are you getting me and @Tarkannen confused? We both like webcomics, have tvtropes accounts, and generally make bad puns. But no, we are not in a gang of cuddlefish serial killers.
Guess it's confirmed now.
Of course, this is exactly what a psychotic cuddlefish serial killer gang member would say...
That is exactly so!
narrows eyes
Gentlemen, I believe we found a previously unknown member of the cuddlefish kill group.
@Tarkannen already expressed the intended plans from that front. And now @kingkuma graciously invited suspicion upon himself. I believe questioning is in order.
Bring your herrings, so they may become used to what comes next
I shall prepare the Cuddlefish pool. And I will guarantee these fish to be from the most needy ones available.
Damn, I didn't know about that one. To be fair, the videos I found continued after the herring part. If it just stopped there, it would be better.
https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE
Where else could a discussion about killing pets turn into a monty python clip spam?
This is the only kind of spam that is accepted by all
Anyway
What do you have to say for yourself, @kingkuma? Are you part of the conspiracy of the cuddlefish-killers-and-not-let's-transform-them-into-hoverfish?
I must warn you, don't try to flee, otherwise I shall send THEM to find you, and I'm not afraid to do it
Yes, I killed a cuddlefish. Does it really matter? No. #Consolecommands
you monster
Suspicious!
*sips tea in another tea cup, hands trembling
There are only so many ways to appropriately convey emotions while on a text-to-speech form