Wall Strafing

w0dk4w0dk4 Join Date: 2008-04-22 Member: 64129Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
in NS2 General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">Please include it into NS2</div>Hello,

I love strafing at walls to gain speed, its so fun to do, pretty easy to learn but hard to master.
PLEASE include it into NS2!!!

Oh and while you're at it: Please include the jump-climb as a marine!
So fun to jump up a climb rapidly!!! And its so intuitive! Cannot live without it!!!

I doubt without these features anyone but complete, utter n00bs will have fun playing NS2!!!

PS: ALIEN COMMANDER WILL KILL THE GAME!!! EVEN IF YOU CALL IT HIVEMIND!!! AND EVEN IF IT CANNOT DO ANYTHING!!!


<span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>so yeah, in case you didnt notice, this is a parody</span>
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  • NovusAnimusNovusAnimus Join Date: 2008-06-20 Member: 64476Members
    ... I'm doubting the seriousness of this post.
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  • spellman23spellman23 NS1 Theorycraft Expert Join Date: 2007-05-17 Member: 60920Members
    Ninjas arrive. you all die.
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  • pSyk0mAnpSyk0mAn Nerdish by Nature Germany Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19166Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Silver, NS2 Community Developer
    BRING BACK BABBLERS
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  • BillymaysBillymays Join Date: 2008-08-06 Member: 64759Members
    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE

    SO I HEAR YOU WANT TO STRAFE THE WALLS WITH LIGHTNING SPEED, RIGHT?! WELL DO I EVER HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! ITS CALLED OXYCLEAN, AND IT WILL CLEAN THAT INFESTATION RIGHT OFF, NO SCRUBBING REQUIRED! YOU'LL BE SLIDING ALONG WALLS FASTER THAN A LERK AT FULL SPEED!

    BUT DONT STOP THERE! FINISH IT UP WITH THE SUPER SHAMMY. COMBINING THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN WITH THE SUPER ABSORBENCY OF THE SUPER SHAMMY CAN ALLOW SPEEDS UNSEEN IN ANY OTHER ONLINE GAME! DONT BELIEVE ME?! WELL TRY IT, YOURS FREE, FOR 2 WEEKS! ALL YOU PAY IS SHIPPING AND HANDLING, ITS THAT EASY!
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  • HarimauHarimau Join Date: 2007-12-24 Member: 63250Members
    Wait, so what was that price?
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  • EmanonEmanon Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16254Members, Constellation
    probably 99 cents with a $40S&H

    But dont worry they will refund you if you dont like it, excluding S&H.
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