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OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">I HAS A VAR</div>www.lolcode.com

"This site provides community documentation of the emergent LOLCODE language. It is our hope that the examples can grow in a way that is both internally consistent and suggest a real, feasible computing language."

Examples:
<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->


Quite frankly, I am absolutely astounded and in awe at the amount of win and <i>raw potential</i> in this revolutionary new language. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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Comments

  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    The problem with it is that it's basically a clone of some other programming language. In fact, an obfuscated DIRECT CLONE.

    Otherwise, it's hilarious... I'm just used to my hilarious code projects trying to take themselves seriously (for example, trying something new.)
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    This is equal parts win and cringe.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I never knew it until now, but I've always wanted a GTFO keyword.

    :D
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  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    <Tekdude> Man... Do they have LOLGUI yet?
    <DOOManiac> I want LOLWEB
    <DOOManiac> IM IN UR SESSION EATING YOUR COOKIES


    Gotta love the NS community. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I have nothing to do with this. But I wish I had.
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  • puzlpuzl The Old Firm Join Date: 2003-02-26 Member: 14029Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited June 2007
    I bet this programming language's inventor is also a serial killer!!!

    <a href="http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/" target="_blank">http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/</a>


    HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    I HAS A VAR
    GIMMEH VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
    YARLY
    BTW this is true
    VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
    NOWAI
    BTW this is false
    VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
    KTHX
    KTHXBYE
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