One of the funniest things I've read in a long time

PikminwarsPikminwars Join Date: 2006-11-07 Member: 58468Members Posts: 137

Warning: This gets really offensive really fast.

The last one is my favorite.
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    Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ######.

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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members Posts: 1,829
    This is so old, "I put on my robe and wizard hat" has been a meme since...I dunno, but it's been around for a while.

    But still funny. biggrin-fix.gif
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members Posts: 5,701
    Wow. This really takes me back, to like, last millenium. Thanks for the memories.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members Posts: 2,625
    I don't know how to respond to this... like I was expecting something that had been on the internet for awhile... but this is like 5 years old.
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members Posts: 1,006
    edited April 2007


    J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
    Partner8: Is that like cancer?
    J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.

    Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

    Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
    Girl: No you aren't
    Boy: You're right. I'm not.
    Boy: HAARRRRR!

    still made me ROFL
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members Posts: 1,831
    Boy: ...going limp again.
    Boy: Hello?
    Boy: Say it!
    Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

    good chuckle at the end there
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh! Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation Posts: 1,068 Fully active user
    old but still gives me a waffle when i read it


  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation Posts: 2,813 Fully active user
    QUOTE(Phur_Instinkt @ Apr 12 2007, 12:11 AM) »

    old but still gives me a waffle when i read it

    Zoc.php FTW
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members Posts: 3,614
    Prediction: This will get delinked and locked 'cause of language. You know, to protect the children.

    Also, hilarious, although I think I've seen all this on Bash before.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members Posts: 3,316
    edited April 2007
    QUOTE(Mantrid @ Apr 12 2007, 04:25 AM) »

    Prediction: This will get delinked and locked 'cause of language. You know, to protect the children.

    Also, hilarious, although I think I've seen all this on Bash before.

    I dunno, most of the swears here are censored, but on the other hand it seems like it takes little more than the letters F and U next to each other for something to be OMGREMOVED!

    *edit* I'd seen this site before but never actually read the whole thing.... the last one nearly had me in tears.
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members Posts: 2,473
    hahahah, i'd only ever read the wizard hat one.

    The one with the HAARRRr pirate noises is a bit slow to start but it's hilarious at the end.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members Posts: 1,452
    heh I only just read it made me laugh a fair old bit was a good laugh smile-fix.gif
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members Posts: 7,019
    2 of them are on in the top200. Another I had read on some post in 4chan. But I hadn't seen the whole compilation before.
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation Posts: 1,555
    I pry apart that battleship you call your ######.

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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members Posts: 4,507
    edited April 2007
    So old ben franklin saw this and was like 'repost'

    But oh man the pizza delivery and this always kills me:

    Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    Boy: And turn you into a ###### candy apple...
    Boy: I kick you in the face!
    Girl: ###### YOU ######!!
    Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
    Boy: Your parrot flys away.
    Boy: ...going limp again.
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