Favourite Computer/console Game Character Quotes

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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <b>Shadow warrior:</b>
    >You not fight well with hands... Try ****!
    >Huh? Must be American Made
    >I hope you are paying attention!
    >You're so stupid! You can't find a$$with both hands!
    >You make another stupid move!
    >Ha ha, you blocking with your head again
    >Burn baby burn, flames are getting higher
    >Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
    >What's the matter you scaredy-cat?
    >I hope you are paying attention!
    >Quit jerking off, come fight me!

    <b>Duke3d</b>
    >You're an inspiration for birdcontrol
    >It hurts to be you
    >Your face, your a$$... What's the difference

    <b>Serious sam:</b>
    Monster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
    Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TO YOU TO!!!

    *then he walks over a hill to see much more of them monsters*

    Monsters: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
    Sam: uh-oh...

    <b>Warcraft2:</b>
    >Why do you keep touching me

    <b>World of warcraft and warcraft 3 to I think if you keep poking peons</b>
    >Me not that kind of Ork
    >I do not sound like Yoda, do I?
    >Work work (and then he falls to sleep)

    <b>Full Throtlle (Ben):</b>
    >I, uh... Fixed your door... It was sticking
    >You know what might look better on your nose?
    What?
    The bar!
    >I'm not putting my lips on that
    >I don't collect art and I also don't collect whatever that is
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Kouji missed the best one of all.


    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>WHOOOO WANTS SOME WANG?</span>
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nuketheplace+Jul 25 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuketheplace @ Jul 25 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I came here to kick **** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats orgionally from the movie "They Live" said by the main character.

    Even though Serious Sam says it,

    D


    I like the qoute from GTA: San andreas even though I said it before the game came out.

    teehee


    "Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amatuer?"
  • onos_turdonos_turd Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19360Members
    " thank you mario, but our princess is in another castle"
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    Any one remember this from Fallout? (tho it's more known from South Park)

    "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" -Friend of kenny

    (when selected) "Stop hurting meee!" -Green annoing Wizard, Baldurs Gate.

    "Marvelous!" -Scientist poking headcrab in cage with a stick, HL

    "BY THE HELLS!" -When my monk got his clothes stolen by a magical chest, NWN.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <b>Half-Life</b>
    Scientist: <i>Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!</i>
    Scientist: <i>Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?</i>

    <b>Duke Nukem</b>
    <i>Bring it on!</i>

    <b>Mortal Kombat</b>
    <i>Get over here!</i>
    <i>Fatality!</i>
    <i>Finish him!</i>
  • ArkilaeArkilae Join Date: 2004-08-26 Member: 30923Members
    "Wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."

    G-Man HL2.

    And that damn smirk that is on his face as the scene fades out.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"You spoony bard!" -FF2<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hehe. That line always has me cracking up. Spoony...bard.....hehe.

    I believe all the lines I would have posted are already here. So...there isn't much for me to post.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    For the end of the world spell press control-alt-delete.

    Warcraft3 Sorceres, after poking her quite a few times.

    Day of the tentacle:
    You are not 3 merged humans, but 3 idiots in a giant sweater.
  • Mad_ivansMad_ivans Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30849Members
    "330 degrees starboard" Chief engineer Silent Hunter 3

    "look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting sweating as you run through my corridors, how can you possibly match a perfect machine"

    Shodan, System System 2
  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    "Oh my god I forgot the WIFE!!!" - Giants

    "Aaahh! Much better!" - Duke Nukem 3D (after using the WC)

    "Do something about it!" - NS (sitting idle in the CC)
    "This is my hive, there are many like it but this one os MINE" - NS <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anything stupid that Val says in Far Cry <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    "Plop" - The sound from GTA 3 when you bring someone to get slaughtered in the dog food factory <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CervanCervan Join Date: 2005-07-31 Member: 57187Members
    edited July 2005
    <span style='color:white'>Stay on topic, please.</span>
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 26 2005, 11:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 26 2005, 11:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-raz0r+Jul 26 2005, 02:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (raz0r @ Jul 26 2005, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Baldurs Gate!

    Anything Minsc says <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Absolutely. I will now post a summary of my favorites:

    (note that Boo is Minsc's pet hamster, whom Minsc believes to be a minature giant space hamster)

    (when attacking) Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! RAAAARGH!

    (when berzerk) Despair not, I will inspire you all by charging blindly on! (I think its the tone of voice that makes this one so hilarious)

    Evil, meet my sword. Sword, meet evil!

    Buttkicking for goodness!

    Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!

    (when enemy is immune to his weapon) No effect? I need bigger sword... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh my yes, easily my favourite lines from any game ever come from BG and BG2.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    BG2's best lines come from Edwin, but for the life of me I can't remember any quotes from it. I beat it twice too. :S
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    3 times including expansion pack with one character starting at BG1 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Loved those games so much... I have this urge to start another character now <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> BG2's best lines come from Edwin, but for the life of me I can't remember any quotes from it. I beat it twice too. :S <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I couldn't beat it I got stuck at the answear-right-or-suffer-80-damage-story, and I couldn't find all the pieces of something important.

    Those damn magic minigun heads didn't help either, only way to kill em was with timestop. Their magic penetrated every damn potion/scroll/spell/item that protected against magic.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Jul 31 2005, 09:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jul 31 2005, 09:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 3 times including expansion pack with one character starting at BG1 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Loved those games so much... I have this urge to start another character now <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I hated ToB.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    I never finished BG1, i only ever got up to the start of Baldurs Gate (city) and gave up.
    I never bought the exp. pack for the original though.
    I've played through BGII and ToB a few times though.
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Kouji San+Jul 26 2005, 07:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kouji San @ Jul 26 2005, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...
    <b>Duke3d</b>
    >You're an inspiration for bir<b>th</b>control
    ...
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Jul 31 2005, 06:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Jul 31 2005, 06:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> BG2's best lines come from Edwin, but for the life of me I can't remember any quotes from it. I beat it twice too. :S <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I couldn't beat it I got stuck at the answear-right-or-suffer-80-damage-story, and I couldn't find all the pieces of something important.

    Those damn magic minigun heads didn't help either, only way to kill em was with timestop. Their magic penetrated every damn potion/scroll/spell/item that protected against magic. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best thing to do was to use a potion of magic immunity or a magic resistant character (like viconia, she rocked) and then let her take all the damage. It was a slow fight but rewarding when they're all dead.

    ToB had a nice way to finish the story, plus you finally found a use for the gold pantaloons and silver knickers (or whatever). Oh and it had the funniest bit of all, near the end(ish) you come across a group of new adventurers and... well just play it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Only bad bit about ToB was the thief traps were so powerful that I just used them to kill all the hardest characters. 4 spike traps could knock out a dragon.

    Mmm, timestop. In fact, combine Time Stop with Alacrity to kill anything in seconds <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Jul 31 2005, 07:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jul 31 2005, 07:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Jul 31 2005, 06:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Jul 31 2005, 06:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jul 31 2005, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> BG2's best lines come from Edwin, but for the life of me I can't remember any quotes from it. I beat it twice too. :S <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I couldn't beat it I got stuck at the answear-right-or-suffer-80-damage-story, and I couldn't find all the pieces of something important.

    Those damn magic minigun heads didn't help either, only way to kill em was with timestop. Their magic penetrated every damn potion/scroll/spell/item that protected against magic. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best thing to do was to use a potion of magic immunity or a magic resistant character (like viconia, she rocked) and then let her take all the damage. It was a slow fight but rewarding when they're all dead.

    ToB had a nice way to finish the story, plus you finally found a use for the gold pantaloons and silver knickers (or whatever). Oh and it had the funniest bit of all, near the end(ish) you come across a group of new adventurers and... well just play it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Only bad bit about ToB was the thief traps were so powerful that I just used them to kill all the hardest characters. 4 spike traps could knock out a dragon.

    Mmm, timestop. In fact, combine Time Stop with Alacrity to kill anything in seconds <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The pantaloon thing was so awesome, that I just had to cheat, and get a set for everyone in my party <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    That made for some good times
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Know what really **** me off in BG1? When you got a mage char got him to high levels, bought all the best equipment to him instead of the other party member just to realize in the end that Servok is 100% IMMUNE TO MAGIC!. Minsc got splattered within seconds, Imoen did no good with arrows, clerics went "Hold person" and I tried smacking em with my +3 staff woopie...
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Jul 31 2005, 07:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Jul 31 2005, 07:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Know what really **** me off in BG1? When you got a mage char got him to high levels, bought all the best equipment to him instead of the other party member just to realize in the end that Servok is 100% IMMUNE TO MAGIC!. Minsc got splattered within seconds, Imoen did no good with arrows, clerics went "Hold person" and I tried smacking em with my +3 staff woopie... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Magic immunity is just retarded.
    It makes the game just about impossible for attack-based mages, like myself.

    At least NWN let you get the exotic weapons feat, which let you use the uber awesome weapons. Except it had no real 'parties' so it sucked
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I had the same problem, Svenpa. Thankfully, I had supported Jaheira, Minsk, and Khalid up to that point, but losing your major damage dealer was unfortunate.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+Jul 31 2005, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ Jul 31 2005, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I had the same problem, Svenpa. Thankfully, I had supported Jaheira, Minsk, and Khalid up to that point, but losing your major damage dealer was unfortunate. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Misnc just rocked at everything. Khalid and jaheira were nub though <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Oh, I dunno. I cracked up every time I heard "Yes, oh almighty figure of authority?"
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    Gauntlet Legends for the N64
    "Red Minotaur is now a level 10 mage!" (I was close to level 60 as my minotaur and it's a warrior class)
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited August 2005
    So did any of you beat up Drizzt and/or Gorion? And I must admit I cheated at one point, to get in at the meeting where Saervok was you needed a invitation. Where are you suposed to begin? I just just couldn't handle running trough the whole game looking for a specific npc.

    On topic:

    *approches a room* Cat "mjauu" Enemy soldier "Find your own dinner!" you "sick bastards" -Shogo

    *Parachute fails* "AAAAAAAH mother ******!!" -GTA SA
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    I killed Drizzt and I <i>think</i> Gorion as well although he was far harder. I definitely fought him after completing the game for the second time by importing my top level mage and ranger in, 3 of each and then letting lose <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. Did you kill that rock hard mage that you summon up by clicking on a particular tombstone repeatedly in the grave yard in Beregost (I think). He is surrounded by those... phoenix guard I think they were called, the ones that exploded when you killed them. Now <i>he</i> was tricky <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. Actually, thinking on it, I might not have killed him either, I think he only appeared to summon more of his guards and then vanished again.

    The big question though is did anyone ever try killing the head boss of the thieves in BG2? There was some super thief that could instakill anyone with one hit and was pretty magic resistant too. I tried to get his weapon and, though massive spamming of the 'wand of summoning' to create a wall plus loads of 'lower resist' to reduce his immunity I managed to get him down to '[COLOR=red]near death[COLOR]' but I think he either has an amazing regen that I never quite beat or he is actually immortal, either way I never killed him.

    Oh finally, did you know you could get two Rings of Gaxx from Kangaxx? I found out when I wanted the ring but was too weak to kill him, revived him and pickpocketed (and ran like buggery). Later on I was a bit harder and killed him and lo and behold, another ring. I think it's because he transforms from the lich into that skull.

    This should be in a BG2 thread <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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