If You Could Have An Alien Be Your Pet...

onos_turd · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienBreed @ Apr 3 2005, 03:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ive often wondered what it would feel like to mount a fade
you dont really want an alien pet tho...could you imagine the fuss when you come home to find teh front door blocked by an onos turd?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Hey! that only happened once.

Yash · April 2005

Pfft!

Are you people serious?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /> ftw!!

How can you resist haveing a lerk fly you around town?!

CMEast · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Apr 3 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'm desperately resisting the urge to sig that "I wonder what it feels like to mount a fade" quote. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I know <i>exactly</i> what you mean <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

I dunno about a skulk, it sounds cool until you realise that they climb walls by jabbing those massive claw/spikes in to walls. Think about your plastering! Plus what happens when they put a foot in the wrong place and pierce your water pipes!

I think either a gorge or a fade would be the best pet, the gorge if its healspray worked on humans, otherwise it would just be fade. Why? Because it would make shopping really easy <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

Ollj · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swift Idiot @ Apr 3 2005, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I wonder what it feels like to mount a fade</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

<b>The eternal question <i>indeed</i>.</b>  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
<-- I still have that fade costume...

Yash · April 2005

Where's CplDavis when you need him?

I await to see his long and hilarious list on why we should keep an onos in our backyards... preferrably an arctic snonos.

Breakthrough · April 2005

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /> FTW!

I'd love having the cute little phattey follow me all around. I wouldn't put him on a leash though. I'd let him build a Hive in my basement/garage, so he could build an movement chamber wherever we were, and we could teleport home!

arctica · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ollj @ Apr 3 2005, 02:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swift Idiot @ Apr 3 2005, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I wonder what it feels like to mount a fade</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

<b>The eternal question <i>indeed</i>.</b> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<-- I still have that fade costume...  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
...Rotfl. That's so wrong. ;O

Lerk. It'd be awesome fly around, and attack people from afar.

Or a gorgeh.

Poofle · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienBreed @ Apr 3 2005, 03:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ive often wondered what it would feel like to mount a fade  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Swift_Idiot · April 2005

LAFFO LAFFO LAFFO not the fade costume! ;_; People who dress up like animals are scary.

Omega_Death · April 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Traken @ Apr 3 2005, 04:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'd want a grandpa gorge. I could hide it in my locker at school and babblers would shoot out of the small vents. Muhahahaha.

I'd also attach a camera to it and make it go in the girls locker room. It's so cute they couldn't resist...showing off.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Excellent points.

Cj_the_Dj · April 2005

<b>ONOS!</b>

Cut it up, and sell it for a million bucks around the world.

You will be famous for PwnosBurgah

If we can't eat them, then i'd get a gorge. It can web-hook anywhere, clean up after me, finish up unwanted food, basically be an alien maid <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

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