Gizoogle It!

GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
edited February 2005 in Off-Topic
This is incredibly funny...

<a href='http://www.gizoogle.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.gizoogle.com/</a>








edit: This is much funnier than the h4x0r rendition of Google, because this version actually replaces the text from the searches! Gizoogle "Natural Selection". "Delivizzle on 3.0 continues..."

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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Dag P`, dat be whack yo. Hella tight.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    "Thou S-H-to-tha-izzalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour n' ****."
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    ...I can't read ebonics.

    BUT THEY SURE DO MAKE IT TASTY!
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    127 **** online, 28,582 registered playa
    1,345,081 forum posts
    OddManOut GNS Geminosity milosis slayerkl2 kida ...
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    edited February 2005
    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.naturalselection.com' target='_blank'>Strangly good....</a>


    Good luck ta these three teams witin tha Delta division fight'n a fierce battle fo` 1st place going into week 4 so you betta run and grab yo glock.

    We're going ta bring tha cracka dizzle fo` a routine upgrade in `bout an hour from tha streets of tha L-B-C. For those of you who have followed tha story, this is ta re-insert tha one gig of RAM that has previously been removed fo` frontin' reasons sho nuff. The downtime should not exceed two ta three hours . Aint no stoppin' this **** n****. -Ghetto Nem or something.....

    -EDIT- Ahem altering some language here....
  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->127 usa online, 28,590 registered pusha
    1,345,278 forum posts
    KungFuDiscoMonkey TyKoN TheDestroya aegix ...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Heh...my name is TheDestroya!

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://simon.evilsquid.net/' target='_blank'>Heh...my site translation...</a>

    (I think I got it all censored...)
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Rant'n
    Submitted by Simon on Sun, 02/06/2005 - 22:02.

    Okay. I am **** -slappin' ta think thizzay this year is gonna be bad. Yea, I kniznow n ****. You is think'n tizzle 2005 has jizzust began, so how could I know. Well, lets see. In tha course of a month, I have lost a few friends, pusha it be lost due ta lack of contact, rhymin' up fo` someone else, or say'n a jizzle that came off wrizzong from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Yes, its start'n out bad . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I think I want it like that all the time. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Found this one not too long ago. Great fun.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.cnn.com' target='_blank'>Hmm...</a>
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Sites like <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.mchawking.com' target='_blank'>this</a> look pretty normal with it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Forget people like Eminem, Stephen Hawking is a <i>hardcore gangsta rapper</i>.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Wizzy does a Gorge do?

    Gorges can create alien structures ta grizzant alien powa n upgrades ta tha memba of his team. These structures can also be used fo` defense n fo` spread'n tha alien infestation playa if you gots a paper stack. The pusha is less focussed on combat, but git points n status by cappin' enemies wit they defensive structures, n by doggy stylin' structures like a tru playa'. Tizzle can also spizzin webs n heal they teammates n structures. Some thugz have nick-named this alien "Pudgy" or "Piggy" coz of tha extra bizzay he needs ta produce tha alien structures. It's not his fault, it's a genetic th'n<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And by the way try translating the forums lol.
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    ROFL

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://bijbel.oneway.nl/data/01001en.htm' target='_blank'>http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://bijb...ata/01001en.htm</a>
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zaggy+Feb 18 2005, 03:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Feb 18 2005, 03:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ROFL

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://bijbel.oneway.nl/data/01001en.htm' target='_blank'>http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://bijb...ata/01001en.htm</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh dude, I would SO TOTALLY BECOME CHRISTIAN if the bible actually read like that. Crescent fresh <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Neitha niggaz nor enemies charge blindly into tha fray fo' sho'. They can assess threats, navigate tricky terrain, n fashion weapons from nigga is at hand like this and like that and like this and uh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.half-life2.com/overview.html' target='_blank'>http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www....m/overview.html</a>
  • SgtFurySgtFury Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13219Members
    Bizarre bit is when you take this page and translate it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=88496' target='_blank'>gizoogle it gizzogled ?!?!</a>

    edit with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin: This is mizzy funnia thizzan tha h4x0r rendition of Google, coz this version actually replaces tha tizzy F-R-to-tha-izzom tha searches! Gizoogle "Natural Selection". "Delivizzle on 3.0 Continues..."
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SgtFury+Feb 18 2005, 01:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SgtFury @ Feb 18 2005, 01:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bizarre bit is when you take this page and translate it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=88496' target='_blank'>gizoogle it gizzogled ?!?!</a>

    edit with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin: This is mizzy funnia thizzan tha h4x0r rendition of Google, coz this version actually replaces tha tizzy F-R-to-tha-izzom tha searches! Gizoogle "Natural Selection". "Delivizzle on 3.0 Continues..." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, thats awesome. "dat be whack yo. Hella tizzight."
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/02/17/bush.europe/index.html' target='_blank'>http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www....rope/index.html</a>

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    We have differizzles sometizzle but we don't diffa on values.
    -- President B-to-tha-izzush
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    quick trivia questizzle: Who is credited with the creation of "izzle"

    hint: it's not effing snoop dogg you mainstream ****
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