In 9 Hours My Intraweb Dies!

DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">What should I do?</div> It's kind of like when you get to know that you have a week left to live and you have to think of what to do. Well, I have some 8 hours and 40 minutes left before my connection apparently dies.

So, any suggestions what to do with my time left? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I'm off to do my armed service and I'll be gone for 6-12 months and my parents don't want to pay for the connection since no ones here using it. Like that old geezer said in that overrated movie: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

So my spamming activities will radically decrease, come to a complete halt even, but thou shalt not despair for I shall return every now and then, as they are probably going to be letting me out of my cage on some weekends. Maybe I'll come back with more or less hilarious army stories for your entertainment(I'll be using library or my brothers computer).

Edit: grammar... <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Comments

  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Drink?
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    The cyanide is your only way out man.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    We need to give Dread a last meal of caek and pai
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Do what you've always wanted to do on the internet. I'm pretty sure you've always wanted to do something on the internet that you've been holding back on ^_^
    Heck, even try something new like signing someone up for spam lists!

    My friend did that to me during summer holidays BTW....
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Jump. It's the only answer.

    Hmm. Though there could be an up side to the armed forces... the Comm might actually drop you a shotgun. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Pr0n man, pr0n!

    Watch every episode of <a href='http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk' target='_blank'>Weebl and Bob</a>, if you've already seen every episode you still have time to watch them all again!

    Go on newgrounds and watch all of the top 100 animations!

    Sign yourself up to a forum and start a flame war!

    Insult an NS forum admin, by the time you get back you will be de-banz0red!

    Read every <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com' target='_blank'>Penny arcade</a> strip since the very beginning! (that would probably take up 9 hours in itself...

    Um... i'm out of ideas, but that should take at least 9 hours <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Jun 30 2004, 07:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jun 30 2004, 07:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pr0n man, pr0n! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pr0n is the way to go. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Also try <a href='http://www.stickpage.com' target='_blank'>www.stickpage.com</a> - I reccomend
    [In StickFights]
    Killing Spree
    Rival series
    Joe Zombie series

    [In StickHumor]
    Counter-Stick <--- Best. CS. Spoof. Ever.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Read every strip of <a href='http://www.redmeat.com' target='_blank'>Red Meat</a>, the best web-comic around.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    I'd say 9 hours of porn sounds about right.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited June 2004
    Pr0n, beer and insults. I like the way you think <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anything else I should do? Any good sites besides the web comics linked earlier? Thanks for the advices so far <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Edit: Red meat indeed rox0rz meh b0x0rz but I think I'll go with PA from the start. Just for the nostalgy value.
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    WTH?
    how can no one in your family use the internet o.O
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Necro-+Jun 30 2004, 06:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necro- @ Jun 30 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> WTH?
    how can no one in your family use the internet o.O <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, I'm the only child left in the house and my parents use internet about once a month to pay the bills, and they think 40?/month for that is a bit too much.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    Go read the Parking Lot is Full archives at <a href='http://www.plif.com' target='_blank'>http://www.plif.com</a>. Great stuff, but leave the sock puppet ones last.
  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    dl as much pr0n as you can
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-kuperaye+Jun 30 2004, 08:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kuperaye @ Jun 30 2004, 08:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dl as much pr0n as you can <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I got that already <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    2 hours left, if they shut it down at 00.01(like they promised/threatened.) Eeep, maybe I should play a last game of NS?

    Edit: Nice find scinet.

    Edit2: Eeeeep, I can feel the end coming...getting closer. 55mins left, hopefully more.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Ouch, I'm really sorry to read that, dread. Well, best of luck, have fun getting yelled at for no reason at all while asking yourself why oh why you didn't do social service (<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->), and make that last hour count.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    dread you still have time start a massive flame war! go out in style!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    "Not good bye, just Auf Weidersehen."

    See you in a year.
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