F3ll0wsh1p Of Teh R1ng

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">r00fles</div>Taken from the <a href='http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720' target='_blank'>original thread</a>
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[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "SUYF NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "SUYF tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "SUYF noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, ******!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, SUYF and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

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I didn't read the whole thinig before posting, sorry for any swears that this copy & paste dodged the filters on
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  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    Are you high dear sir?
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Coby+Jun 29 2004, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Coby @ Jun 29 2004, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Are you high dear sir? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If you are p455 wh4t3v3r you'r3 sm0k1ng 0v3r!
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Hmm....I don't know enough 1337sp34k to post here....
    d'oh!
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    1 54\/\/ 7|-|15 0/\/ |31|_|3'5 /\/3\/\/5, |3|_|7 |)1|)/\/7 7|-|1/\/|< 17 \/\/45 50 6|2347. /\/\3|-|.
  • Hand_Me_The_Gun_And_Ask_Me_AgainHand_Me_The_Gun_And_Ask_Me_Again Join Date: 2002-02-07 Member: 178Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 29 2004, 11:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 29 2004, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
    Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Boromir: "****ing campers" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    pwn!
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jun 29 2004, 05:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jun 29 2004, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1 54\/\/ 7|-|15 0/\/ |31|_|3'5 /\/3\/\/5, |3|_|7 |)1|)/\/7 7|-|1/\/|< 17 \/\/45 50 6|2347. /\/\3|-|. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah that is where I saw it too.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited June 2004
    It's not quite as good as the Hacker Network's Matrix spoof...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Welcome Neo.  As you may have guessed, I am m0rpheus."
    "Don't you mean 'Morpheus'?"
    "Right, and I bet you think "Zero Cool" isn't taken yet, either!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    or
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I know leetspeak."
    "Show0r me"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    or
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Do not try to bend the spoon, you're far too weak.  Instead, try to realize the truth...the spoon effect will be added later with some sort of SGI workstation.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    or one from a scene that cannot be described in words alone...
    <img src='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/27/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Hacker Network? They must have stolen it from Detonate.net (where it originally came from)

    <a href='http://www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=4' target='_blank'>Behold</a>!

    <img src='http://fastar.detonate.net/ftp/images/matrix/1/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 29 2004, 06:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 29 2004, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hacker Network? They must have stolen it from Detonate.net (where it originally came from)

    <a href='http://www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=4' target='_blank'>Behold</a>!

    <img src='http://fastar.detonate.net/ftp/images/matrix/1/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, that completely explains an inside joke I didn't quite get in the HN's version:
    <img src='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/38/1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    The two spoofs are the same comic book style but seem to be <s>completely different captions</s> most of the same captions with a few extras thrown in. Here's the HN's version (language warning): <a href='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/index.php?page=1' target='_blank'>HN matrix spoof</a>. Allow me to get busy reading detonate.net's
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    Detonate has two "bastardizations" of The Matrix, the one on HN is the second one.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    How this passes for humour I'll never know. It's verbal cancer.
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    humourless youth, *tsk*
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Jun 30 2004, 03:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Jun 30 2004, 03:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> humourless youth, *tsk* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, I'm humourless because I hate this tosh.

    Not quite.
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    Ran through the 12 year old AOLer translation for doulbe teh madness...LOLO12`1`~~~!!

    MARY OMG I PWN
    PIPIN SIF I PWN
    *ROKET GOES OF
    GANDALF PWNED

    BILBO11111!1 OMG THIS = SHIZ BAE FOS
    BILBO HAS L3FT TEH SERV3R
    FRODO **

    [L8R?!!!!!1!??!!!?!? WTH IN BAG AND]
    GANDALF GIEV TAH RNGZ0R 2 FRODO
    BILBO SIF!1!!!! OMG WTH LOL IT R PRECIOUS
    GANDALF!11!1!! SUYF NOB!
    BILBO!!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!11 OMG WTH LOL OK
    GANDALF HAS LOG3D ON AS ADMIN
    BILBO HAS BEN KIKED FROM TEH SHIER

    *L8R
    GANDALF SHOW MA TEH RNG FO
    *GANDALF1!11! OMG LOL RIEDS OUT DOES SOMA RESAARCH COMAS BAK
    GANDALF OMGZ IT R T3H RNG
    FRODO!1!! LOL **
    GANDALF?!!?? WTH LOL HAS LOGED ON AS ADMIN
    FRODO HAS B3N KIK3D FROM DA SHIER
    SM HAS BEN KIK3D FROM TEH SHIER

    [AT IESNGARD]
    GANDALF SUP DAWG I R G4ND4LF DA GR3Y
    SARUMAN!!111 FO1!!1! U R TEH NOB
    GANDALF1!!!1!11 OMG **
    SARUMAN???!!!!!!11! WTH LOL SAURON PWNS JO
    GANDALF1!!1 OMG SIF I R LET
    *SARUMON BATS DA ** OUT OF GANDALF
    SARUMAN PWNAD

    [ON!11!11! LOL DA ROAD 2 BRE]
    MARY LOK FOS SHROMS
    PIPIN1!111! WTH WOT!11!1!! OMG SHROMS
    FRODO111!!11! OMG WTH PH34R
    SM!111!! LOL SHROMS
    FRODO111!!!!1 OMG WTH PH34R11
    *BLAK!!!1!! OMG LOL RIEDR S2PS SNIFS GOES PAST
    FRODO OMG PAKETLOS

    [BRE!!!! IN TEH IN OF DA PRANCNG PONY]
    *FRODO IS DRINKNG AND DANCNG ON A TABLE TH3N SLIPS
    FRODO HAS LAFT DA SERVER
    FRODO HAS CON3CTED 2 TEH SERV3R
    FRODO OMGZ DCD
    ARAGORN OMG NOBZ

    [AT WAATHER2P]
    M3RY MM SHROMS
    *M3RY1!11!! WTH LOL IS BROADCASTNG HIS IP ADRES!
    FRODO!!!!!!1!11!1!1!!!!11! OMG FOS!1!11 OMG PH34R T3H DA BLAK RIEDRS ATAK
    MARY OMG!
    SM!1!!11!1!!!11!1!!1! WTH OMG!1
    PIPIN111!11! OMG **
    FRODO HAS LAFT TEH S3RVER
    *HEAD NAZGUL STABS FRODOS GHOST
    FRODO HAS CONACT3D 2 TEH SERVER
    FRODO **.1!11!111!1!1!!1 OMG HAX
    *ARAGORN11!! OMG WTH LOL LRAPS IN2 TEH FRAY WIT A FLMNG BRAND
    ARAGORN PH34R!!!
    MERY1!11!!1!!!!111!!!11!!!!!111!11!!!!1! OMG WTH LOLOL FLM3D11!11 OMG LOL

    [ON DA ROAD 2 RIEVND3L]
    ARAGORN ZOMGARW3N
    *ARWEN11111 LOL RIEDS UP
    ARAGORN A/S/L?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->!! LOL WANA NAT SAKS
    ARWEN???!!???! LOL SIF111!111 OMG WTH LOL ** IS UP WIT FRODO
    SM?!?!!??! OMG WTH TAH LET HAX0R
    ARWEN FIERWAL

    *ARW3N??!??!!?! WTH LOL RIEDS OF WIT FRODO DA NAZGUL GIEV CHAES1!11! LOL ARWAN CROS3S TEH FORD AT RIEVNDAL
    ARWEN!!!11!1! OMG WTH PH34R!!11!11!!!!! MAH DAD PWNS URS
    *NAZGUL1!!1! OMG LOL START 2 CROS
    ARWEN LOLOLOLO DA!!11111111! LOL FORD RIESS UP AND WASHES DA NAZGUL AWAY
    WARNNG CONECTION PROBLAMS D3TECTED
    NAZGUL HAS DISCON3CTAD
    NAZGUL HAS DISCON3CT3D
    NAZGUL HAS DISCONECT3D
    NAZGUL HAS DISCONECT3D
    NAZGUL HAS DISCONACTAD
    NAZGUL HAS DISCONACTAD
    NAZGUL HAS DISCON3CT3D
    ARWEN PWNT

    [AT TEH COUNCIL OF ALROND]
    GIMLI DWARV3S PWN
    LEGOLAS!!111111 OMG LOL SIF ELVAS PWN
    BOROMIR!!!1!11 WTH OLOLOL NOBS MEN PWN
    ELROND1!1! OMG WTH LOL SUYF TARDS!1
    *FRODO!!1!!11! LOL PUTS TEH RNG ON DA PLINTH
    GIMILI SIF RNG PWNS AL
    *GIMLI11111!! WTH SWNGS HIS AEX AT IT WHICH SHATERS
    ELROND *SIGH NOB

    [FRODO METS UP WIT BILBO]
    BILBO OLOL ME = 10TH LEVEL THEIF
    FRODO!!!11!1! LOL OMG U R T3H PWN
    BILBO11!!! OMG LOL DO U STIL HAEV T3H RNGZ0R
    *FRODO?!!!?! OMG LOL SHOWS BILBO DA ONA RNG
    BILBO OMG U TARD I WANT 2 TK U1!!1! OMG SIF
    BILBO11!!! OMG LOL PH34R MAH TEH FALOWSHIP LAAEVS RIEVND3L]
    *GANDALF LEADS DA F3LOWSHIP THROUGH DA MOUNTANES
    LEGOLAS ZOMG LET GFX
    GIMLI!!!1! OMG WTH I R DROPNG FRM3S1111! LOL THEIR AN AVALANCHA WHICH THRAAETNS 2 KNOK THEM OF DA SHELF
    GIMLI GANDALF T3H DRAW DISTANCE IS 2 FAR1!1
    GANDALF!111 OMG LOL *SIGH!!!1 OMG MORIA
    GIMLI?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->!!?? VOTAS 2 CHANGE MAP 2 MORIA
    VOTAS 4 OF 4 RAQUIERD
    L3GOLAS LOLOL GIMLI TIEM 2 TEH1111 WTH F3LOWSHIP APROACHAS TEH GAETS OF MORIA]
    GANDALF FS ITS 2 HARD!!1111 ANYONE GOT A TEH??!!?!?? WTH LOL GAETS OF MORDOR OPEN BUT DA GUARDIAN ATAKS
    FRODO!!!!111! OMG1!1!11! WTH LOL PH34R
    BOROMIR111!1!! LOL GL HF
    ARAGORN [BROADSWORD] GUARDIAN
    L3GOLAS [AROW] GUARDIAN
    GANDALF DA F3LOWSHIP ANT3RS DA MIENS OF MORIA]
    GIMLI OMG!!1!11!!111!!1!11!1!1!1! LOL PWN3D

    *AFTER!11!! OMG WTH TRAEVLNG SOM3 TIEM IN TEH DARK DA FELOWSHIP COM3 2 A CHMBR WIT A LARGE WAL
    GANDALF TEH BOKZ0R HAS SOMA CLUAS
    *MERY!11!11 OMG WTH KNOKS A SKALA2N IN ARMOUR DOWN TEH WAL
    GANDALF OMG1111!! OMG LOL NOB
    MERY!!!11 OMG WTH O FELOWSHIP HEARS DA ORK DRUMS
    BOROMIR **
    ARAGORN?!!!?? OMG WTH LOL **
    FRODO???!?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->? OMG WTH LOL .
    GANDALF!!1!!1111111!1!1!1 OMG O FS TEH11!!1 OMG LOL F3LOWHIP SHOR3S UP TEH DORS AS DA ORKS COME
    BOROMIR T3MS FS
    ARAGORN1!!1!!!! LOL [BROADSWORD] ORK
    GIMLI [AEX] ORK
    L3GOLAS [AROW] ORK
    ARAGORN [BROADSWORD] ORK
    ARAGORN [BROADSWORD] ORK
    BOROMIR [BROADSWORD] ORK
    GIMLI [AEX] ORK
    GIMLI [AEX] ORK
    ORK OMG1!1!11 OMG WTH H4X
    GIMLI!!1!!1 OMG PWNAD
    LEGOLAS!1!1! LOL [AROW] ORK
    LEGOLAS [AROW] ORK
    LEGOLAS LOL!
    BOROMIR1!1!11!11 OMG WTH [BROADSWORD] ORK
    GIMLI [AEX] ORK
    GIMLI FOS
    LEGOLAS!!!!!! WTH LOL [AROW] ORK
    ORK FS DA!!1!! WTH LOL CAEVTROL ENTERS TEH CHMBRS DESTROYNG DA DORS
    GANDALF O FS
    BOROMIR!1!!11 OMG WTH OMG ITS TEH BOS
    ARAGORN!1!1! OMG WTH LOL SIF NOB W3RE NOT AT TEH 3ND YET
    *CAEVTROL!!!!11 SLMS BOROMIR AND ARAGORN OUT OF TEH WAY AND TH3N SKAW3RS FRODO
    SM OMG
    GANDALF1!11!1! OMG LOL OMG
    ARAGORN!1!! OMG LOL OMG PWN
    *LAGOLAS1!!!! WTH JUMPS ON TEH CAEVTROL AND SHOTS AROWS DOWN IN2 ITS H3AD
    L3GOLAS [AROW] CAEVTROL
    ORK OMG!!1!1111 OMG WTH PWNED
    GIMLI!11!1!! LOLOLOL!!1!1!1 LOL DA FALOWSHIP THEN RUNS THROUGH MORIA CHAESD TEH WHOLA WAY BY A HORDE OF ORKS
    BOROMIR FS!!!!1 WTH TEMS FOS
    *A!!!11 OMG LOL FLMNG SHADOW STARTS 2 FOLOW TH3M AND DA ORKS WITHDRAW
    ARAGORN NOW THIS IS TEH BOS
    GANDALF!!1111 OMG WTH TEH!11111 WTH FELOWSHIP TAEK 2 LONG FLIGHTS OF STARES TAHT R STARTNG 2 CRUMBL3 AND FAL!!1111! WTH LOL ORKS SHOT AT THEM WIT AROWS
    LEGOLAS111! OMG LOL NOBS!!1!! LOL CHAX0R THIS OUT1
    LAGOLAS1!1!!1!! [AROW] ORK
    LEGOLAS [AROW] ORK
    ORK AMEBOT
    ORK!11!! OMG TURN IT OF
    LEGOLAS!!!!!!!! TEH1!!!1111 OMG WTH FELOWSHIP CROS3S A BRIDGE GANDALF S2PS 2 CONFRONT TEH BALROG
    GANDALF JO SHAL NOT PAS
    BALROG11!1 **
    GANDALF??!?!!??! OMG WTH JO SHAL NOT PAS
    BALROG1!!1!!! OMG WTH LOL SIF NOB
    *GANDALF STRIEKS DA BRIDGE WIT HIS STAF CRAKNG IT AND CAUSNG IT 2 BREAK UNDAR TEH BALROGS WEIGHT
    BALROG ZOMG11!!111 LOL PWNAD
    FRODO1!!!!1! OMG LOL OMG!1!!1! OMG WTH LOL DA11!! WTH LOL BALROG FALS AND IN A LAST ACT OF DAFIANCA STRIEKS OUT WIT ITS WHIP 3NTANGLNG GANDALF
    GANDALF O OMG JO FO
    GANDALF11!11 WTH FLY U FOS FLY
    *GANDALF1111!!1! OMG L3TS GO AND FOLOWS DA BALROG IN2 TEH CREVAS
    GANDALF HAS L3FT DA S3RV3R
    BALROG HAS DISCONECT3D

    [AFT3R ASCAPNG MORIA TEH FELOWSHIP FINDS ITSELF IN LOTH TEH F3LOWSHIP RESTS AND IN DA NIGHT FRODO SP3AKS WIT GALADREIL
    GALADREIL FOR A NOB U R T3H LET
    FRODO1!!!11!! OMG WTH SIF!!1!1!1! I DONT WANT TAH RNGZ0R111!! OMG WTH LOL DO U WANT T3H RNGZ0R
    GALADREIL??!!??! OMG WTH ***1!1!1 WTH LOL SIF I WANT TAH RNGZ0R!1!!!!!! WTH LOL I HAEV ANOUGH H4X OF MAH DA11!!1! F3LOWSHIP LEAEVS LOTH LOREIN AND SETS OUT VIA RIEVR]
    SAURMAN PH34R MAH MAH OF URUK HA!E!!11!111 OMG GO OUTZ0R FIND TEH HOBITZ AND PWNZ0R TH3M
    URUK!1111!! OMG WTH HA:E LET

    [S2PNG1!11!1 OMG LOL AT DA BANKS OF DA RIEVR DA F3LOWSHIP SETS UP CMP]
    *FRODO GOES OF LOKNG FOR FIERWOD BOROMIR FOLOWS AND CONFRONTS HIM
    BOROMIR GIMEI TAH RNGZ0R SO * HAX CAN FIGHT T3H BOS
    FRODO!1!1!11! LOL SIF FO1!1!!! OMG LOL PUNKBUSTAR WIL PWN JO
    BOROMIR1!1!1! LOL NAW W3 PLAY ON NON-PB SERVERS
    FRODO SUYF NOB
    FRODO HAS LEFT TEH S3RV3R
    BOROMIR **!11!1! LOL FRODO1!1!! LOL BRNG TAH RNGZ0R BAK ***

    *A111111!1 LOL GROUP OF URUK HAE ENCOUNT3R BOROMIR
    BOROMIR O FS TAMS!
    URUK!!!1!11111!1!! LOL HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    URUK HAE [AROW] BOROMIR
    BOROMIR **NG CMP3RS
    *ARAGORN COMES ACROS TEH BATLE
    ARAGORN BOROMIR JO NOB1!!11 OMG WTH LOL **
    URUK!1111!! WTH HA:E HAH PWN
    ARAGORN!!1!!1!1 [BROADSWORD] URUK HA
    E
    ARAGORN I BRNG JO TEH PWN
    *ARAGORN!1111!! LOL GO3S 2 BOROMIR
    BOROMIR DMN LAG
    WARNNG!1!111! OMG CONECTION PROBLAMS D3T3CT3D
    BOROMIR HAS DISCONECTAD
    ARAGORN FS

    [FRODO1!11!! WTH R3TURNS 2 DA BANK OF DA RIEVR WH3RE HA G3TS IN2 A BOAT1!!1!1 SM SES HIM]
    SM FRODO111!!! OMG LOL **!1!!1!! OMG INVISIBILITY H4X
    FRODO1!1!1!! HAS CONACT3D 2 DA SERV3R
    FRODO SM SUYF AND FOAD
    SM1111 LOL SIF
    FRODO11!!11!! OMG WTH O FS N0B

    3ND!!1
    !111111 LOL
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    My left eye just shot itself. The other one is seriously contemplating it.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    The maturity stick is lodged far too firmly in my bottom for this to be funny.

    Above such shoddy humor, you know old bean.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "AIMBOT!"
    ork: "turn it off!"
    Legolas: "lolol!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    hehe <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->GIMLI!11!1!! LOLOLOL!!1!1!1 LOL DA FALOWSHIP THEN RUNS THROUGH MORIA CHAESD TEH WHOLA WAY BY A HORDE OF ORKS<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    really can't help but giggle.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Jun 29 2004, 11:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Jun 29 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "AIMBOT!"
    ork: "turn it off!"
    Legolas: "lolol!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    hehe <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, gold.

    I somehow find this thing quite amusing....any pieces on The Two Towers yet?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Good stuff. Some people may hate L3375p34|< but it's not all that bad really...
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jun 30 2004, 01:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jun 30 2004, 01:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Good stuff. Some people may hate L3375p34|< but it's not all that bad really... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't mind l33tsp34ak, I just can't stand |-|4X0|\ 5|03/-\k (crap, I can't remember the hax0r speak for k....) just because it is incredibly annoying to have to read (so I usually don't bother).
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
    Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
    Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Great find Doom3h. Just the thing to wake up to...
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Jun 29 2004, 06:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Jun 29 2004, 06:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 29 2004, 06:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 29 2004, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hacker Network? They must have stolen it from Detonate.net (where it originally came from)

    <a href='http://www.detonate.net/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=4' target='_blank'>Behold</a>!

    <img src='http://fastar.detonate.net/ftp/images/matrix/1/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, that completely explains an inside joke I didn't quite get in the HN's version:
    <img src='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/38/1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    The two spoofs are the same comic book style but seem to be <s>completely different captions</s> most of the same captions with a few extras thrown in. Here's the HN's version (language warning): <a href='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/index.php?page=1' target='_blank'>HN matrix spoof</a>. Allow me to get busy reading detonate.net's <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As far as I'm concerned, Marik wins the thread. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/16/5.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/16/6.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 30 2004, 01:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 30 2004, 01:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **The fellowship hears the ork drums
    Boromir: "***?"
    Aragorn: "***?"
    Frodo: "..."
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
    **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
    Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Gold <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BeRzErKeR+Jun 30 2004, 07:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BeRzErKeR @ Jun 30 2004, 07:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 30 2004, 01:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 30 2004, 01:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **The fellowship hears the ork drums
    Boromir: "***?"
    Aragorn: "***?"
    Frodo: "..."
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
    **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
    Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Gold <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, that's what I get for skimming through...

    Seriously, this thing DEFINITELY needs a follow-up. This is just too good to pass away for nothing.

    We need the 'F3||0wsh1p 0f teh R1ng' trilogy set, then my life will be finally complete!
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
    **nazgul start to cross
    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
    Warning: Connection Problems Detected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    Arwen: "Pwnt"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    pwned.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-supernorn2000+Jun 30 2004, 02:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supernorn2000 @ Jun 30 2004, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
    **nazgul start to cross
    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
    Warning: Connection Problems Detected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    Arwen: "Pwnt"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    pwned. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    indeed

    This > the win

    I'm still clueless as to what 'sif' means
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