What's The Worst That Could Happen To Star Wars?

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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 7 2004, 07:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 7 2004, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To avoid the confusion that was caused on IRC let me preface it that the items on the below page are JUST RUMORS, NOTHING CONFIRMED:

    <a href='http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/tfn.cgi?storyID=22710' target='_blank'>http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/tfn.cgi?storyID=22710</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    The best one:

    22. Chewbacca now gets a medal.

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    sad. embarrassing.

    sadbarrassing. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *edit* WTH?!!!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->11. The scene of the Falcon being chased by the two Star Destroyers was modified. The Falcon now does spinning moves, avoiding the Star Destroyers' fire. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 7 2004, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 7 2004, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Since when is the main character a minor actor? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Since he's Hamil. 'Nuff said.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    My reactions:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->In the battle of Endor there are thousands of Ewoks and they are more vicious<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I find this terribly, terribly funny.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Anakin has much more dialogue. He apologizes for the destruction he caused, he thanks his son for turning him back to the light, he tells his son to rebuild the Jedi and he says he loves him and his sister. Just before he dies he says, <b>"It is finished..."</b>.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    So... Anakin is Jesus? Or what? Where are my pants?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We see an aged Jar Jar, who is now the leader of the Gungans, on Naboo celebrating with the people of Naboo and the Gungans.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We get to see old Naboo starfighters being used by the Rebels.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Eww and eww.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jun 7 2004, 05:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jun 7 2004, 05:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh but there's more!

    Apparently he isn't content to <a href='http://www.thx1138movie.com/' target='_blank'>only rape one of his classics</a>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I want to seriously hurt the people responsible for that atrociously awful website.
  • The_NemesisThe_Nemesis Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9724Members
    I just feel sorry for all the extras and voices who are going to be overwritten. They'll tell their (grand)children they were in Star Wars, and the kids will say "Where?".
  • coilcoil Amateur pirate. Professional monkey. All pance. Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 424Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    In A New Hope,
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When the Death Star destroys Alderaan there's a new scene of Yoda's reaction to the disturbance in the Force that is created by all those deaths and then it cuts to Obi-Wan reacting to it as well.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Let's think about this for a minute. Do you remember Yoda's first appearance? Obi-Wan's ghost tells Luke to seek out the Jedi Master, Yoda, on Dagobah. Luke goes there and runs into a tiny little green muppet who goes through his stuff and tosses it around, laughing to himself.

    "Get away from that!"
    "Why you have come, hmmm?"
    "I'm searching for a great warrior."
    "Hmmm, great warrior..."

    You have NO clue who Yoda is at that point, and no idea that this little nutball is him.

    ...Unless, of course, you saw the super-new-special-release edition of A New Hope, which includes Yoda being Jedi-Master-y. The mystery is gone. While they're at it, they really just ought to add a few scenes of Luke & Leia as kids together to utterly destroy *that* surprise, too.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    I'm glad I have the old episodes recorded on VHS... This is really terrible...
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jun 8 2004, 09:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jun 8 2004, 09:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->In the battle of Endor there are thousands of Ewoks and they are more vicious...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I find this terribly, terribly funny.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "...than there midgets-in-suits counterparts. <b>More bite the dust now.</b>"
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The plan is to insert the love theme Across the Stars when Luke is talking with Leia about their mother.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Those changes cant possible be real, it just looks like some cracked a joke and tried to think of the worst possible way to make it mainstream, instead of leavng it original (I daresay better)



    Onwards! We must protect Lucas from himself..


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--># Anakin's spirit is now played by Hayden Christenson with make-up to make him look his age. He looks on proudly at his son Luke with the spirit of Padme by his side.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Omg, teh love conqueors teh all, ahhhhh my eye buuuurrrnnnsss. I know, Anakin loved padme so much he transfered his modichlorianhs to padme!!
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <b>Pay attention to what you read.</b>

    Look at that list you are are quoting from and saying eew. Now scroll down to the bottom. Good. What does it say?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Again, these are more of a wish list than accurate information.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wish list! Just some crazy guys writing what they'd want to see. What I'd expect George is doing is retouching the digital effects and the miniature effects that don't look that great, and fixing stuff like the crazy old lady hologram.
  • NiteowlNiteowl Join Date: 2002-09-04 Member: 1274Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    am i the only geek here that wanted taste wth yoda was feeding luke?

    well, we still have LOTR, lets be grateful with what we have <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Niteowl+Jun 8 2004, 11:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Niteowl @ Jun 8 2004, 11:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> am i the only geek here that wanted taste wth yoda was feeding luke? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I happen to have a recipe for it!

    <b>Ingredients</b>
    Swamp water
    Salt

    <b>Preparation</b>
    Put salt in swamp water. Boil swamp water. Eat.

    Now then... What I really wanna try is the Star Wars Slim Jim. (The thing that Yoda starts to eat. Luke yells at him for it. "Hey, that's my dinner!" "How do you get so big eating food of this kind?")
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    What exactly happens to the food a muppet eats? Does it become felt crap?
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    My eyes.... my eyes....










    We won't need them where we're going.




    DO YOU SEEE??? DO YOU SSEEEEEEEEEEE?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->?
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    My friend popped in the Special Edition Star Wars on a whim, because he wanted to see the original Star Wars for some reason.

    George Lucas said something like this (Paraphrased), "They say a movie is never complete, it is only abandoned, I don't want to do that." He says something about wanting to change things since new technology has come out, make things look more like he envisioned them...

    Anyways, after watching is little interview thing on the Special Edition thing on A New Hope, I think it makes alot of sense for him to do this. (Not that he should, but that the rumors are validated since this is his kind of attitude about Star Wars)
  • XzilenXzilen Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11642Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-KungFuSquirrel+Jun 7 2004, 11:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KungFuSquirrel @ Jun 7 2004, 11:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Let's give Peter Jackson the Thrawn trilogy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ... skater punk hairstyle anakin... kay. Im commiting suicide.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Oh, like disco boy 70s Luke was any better <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good Man <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BlobbyBlobby Join Date: 2004-06-11 Member: 29234Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmmm...April 1st<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmmm...April 1st<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmmm...April 1st<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmmm...April 1st<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hmmm...April 1st<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    YOu'VE aLL BeEN TAkeN FOR fOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!111111one
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    And you're about 2 seconds away from me introducing you, to the concept of blunt trauma....
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Hahah! Nothing like milking the cow.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    I'm organizing an elite force of assas.... i mean... storm troopers to go meet george lucas and 'congratulate' him, anyone interested in coming?
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I stopped caring for starwars after episode 1.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Jun 18 2004, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jun 18 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hahah! Nothing like milking the cow. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i love masturbation euphemisms!
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Necrosis+Jun 8 2004, 07:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrosis @ Jun 8 2004, 07:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We won't need them where we're going.




    DO YOU SEEE??? DO YOU SSEEEEEEEEEEE?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ooo Event Horizon....
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 19 2004, 12:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 19 2004, 12:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm organizing an elite force of assas.... i mean... storm troopers to go meet george lucas and 'congratulate' him, anyone interested in coming? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, if we do manage to get one done can we masquerade as vacuum salesmen?

    EDIT : I am beginning to hate Geoge Lucas due to the fact that when I watched Episode I, it didn't even seem like Star Wars anymore -_____-

    That was the day when I had to choose between watching Episode I 3 times and Star Wars Kid a million times. Guess which I chose
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Jun 7 2004, 05:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jun 7 2004, 05:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Makes me wonder how Lucas came up with the original 3 movies in the first place... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You'll notice he only directed one of the three originals. Noticably the other two are the ones known for being the best films.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    What's the worst thing that could happen to Star Wars? Fanboys, definitely.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Omegaman!+Jun 8 2004, 05:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ Jun 8 2004, 05:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> EDIT: And quite frankly, who needs to buy this edition when it comes out anyways? I've got my VHS of all three, I'm fine with just that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the best point in the whole damn thread. So he's changing the films a little. The only people who are going to remotely care already own the original three on VHS. Why would you want to buy the new films.

    It won't affect you at all. He's changing it, so what? The only people who'll buy the new films are the people who got into star wars around the time episode 1 came out.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+Jun 19 2004, 08:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jun 19 2004, 08:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Omegaman!+Jun 8 2004, 05:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ Jun 8 2004, 05:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> EDIT: And quite frankly, who needs to buy this edition when it comes out anyways? I've got my VHS of all three, I'm fine with just that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the best point in the whole damn thread. So he's changing the films a little. The only people who are going to remotely care already own the original three on VHS. Why would you want to buy the new films.

    It won't affect you at all. He's changing it, so what? The only people who'll buy the new films are the people who got into star wars around the time episode 1 came out. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, that, and the storyline hasn't even changed much, if at all.

    *hugs 3 VHS videos of the first 3 Star Wars*
  • Impy_The_LerkImpy_The_Lerk Join Date: 2003-05-24 Member: 16652Banned
    I have no respect for movies that dont involve zombies
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