[psuedo-poll] The Best Way To Assisinate Jar-jar

MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Binks</div> What is, in your opinion, the best way to destroy the unholy meat bag that is Jar-Jar Binks?

<b>1)</b> <i>Sniper Rifle</i>

Quick, with head explosions ensuing.

<b>2)</b> <i>Machetti</i>

Gungan hacking and slashing, need I say more?

<b>3)</b> <i>Half Life Gluon Gun</i>

The backpack thing that shot blue energy, and gibbed people before they hit the ground.

<b>4)</b> <i>Sawed-Off Shotgun</i>

He doesn't need his limbs, right?

<b>5)</b> <i>Nuclear Waste</i>

"Now Jar-Jar's radioactive! Thats very, very good!"

<b>6)</b> <i>Devoured by an Onos</i>

Thats good eatin'

<b>7)</b> <i>Moltov Cocktail</i>

"Fire, GOOD!"

<b>8)</b> <i>Spontanous Combustion</i>

Maybe he'll take some Ewoks with 'em.

<b>9)</b> Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II <i>and</i> Jedi Outcast <i>Force Power:</i> Chain Lightning<i>. As seen in</i> Return of the Jedi<i>!</i>

<b>10)</b> <i>I LIKED Jar-Jar <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--></i>


<b>11)</b> <i>Other</i>

Make your suggestion!


  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    Jar Jar Binks was a funny character, I liked him

  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
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  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I say a match and just melt him, he is made of rubber/CGI.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    10 <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Meesa like Jar Jar.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <b>11)</b> <i>Hang him fifteen feet above a rancor pit by his tongue</i>

    How rude!
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I think a better solution is just to leave it to the viewers' imagination.

    For some reason or another, they bring up Jar Jar and how gruesome his death was in conversation (never mentioning what actually happened) and then 2-3 people (including a jedi for effect) vomit.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Strangle him with his tongue. Grab it when he goes for a bit of fruit, then tie it round his neck. The more he screams, the quicker he dies so either he shuts up and dies slowly, or he screams and dies fast. Win win.
  • BeRzErKeRBeRzErKeR Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13691Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jun 8 2004, 09:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jun 8 2004, 09:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>6)</b> <i>Devoured by an Onos</i>

    Thats good eatin' <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, but think of the poor Onos.

    And I must say, Bogglesteinsky's idea has merit.
  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    12: Prodding him to death <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    you spelt machete wrong <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    and i say... death by 1000 cuts...
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    I don't support the death penalty for something as minor as Silliness With Intent of Ruining a Potentially Good Movie, so I'd prefer something more appropriate to keeping him quiet and out of the way. Just to keep it fitting, we'd use a new power of the force. Force Laryngitis.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    2. Make sushi out of him.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
  • DecimatorDecimator Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8057Members
    Ejected from an airlock and vaporised by a death star superlaser.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I choose all of the above simultaineously.
  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Tortured to death with a spoon.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Afr+Jun 8 2004, 08:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Jun 8 2004, 08:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tortured to death with a spoon. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There is no spoon.

  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    You're all too nice. Not only should Jar Jar be killed, he and his kin should be erased from the Galaxy Far Far Aways history entirely. Picture a reworked Episode 1:

    <Trade Federation Official 1> "Naboo ignores our claims!"
    <Trade Federation Official 2> "Let's show them we mean business."
    *Shots of multiple Federation battleships activating their laser banks.*
    <Trade Federation Official 2> "Give them a warning shot."
    *Panorama pictures of the swamp- and junglelandscapes of Naboo.
    A shrill humming becomes louder.*
    <Trade Federation Official 1> "By the way... Are you sure those swamps are uninhabited?"
    *Pictures of turbolaser fire evaporating the region. Short cuts in between surface shots show undiscernable, gangly bipedal beings dying in strange cities submerged in now boiling swamp water.*
    <Trade Federation Official 2> "Something intelligent living <i>there</i>? Don't be ridiculous."
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    does he accutly die then? or what? and yeah he did annoy me alot. so no.1 sounds good to me

  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Onos Devour: Seafood.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    13) Jar Jar who? OMG starwars kthnxbie!11 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    Rip of his skin with a blunt razor then throwing him in a big bucket of salt making him melt like a snail or have immense pain. Add broken glas if he dosent die.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Shot, poisoned, stabbed, quartered, drawn, decapitated, and disembowled. In succession.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    14) tea and crumpets
  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    11) Force him to watch all the scenes he was in. Repeatedly. Staple his eyes open so he can't look away. Repeat movie until death.

    Note: it is not advised that you actually watch the movies. I mean, we may be evil but that's just beyond our realm. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Another method of removing Jar Jar would be to build a time machine, go back, slap George Lucas <i>in the face</i> just as he comes up with the idea of the Gungans so that he forgets that he had the idea at all. Then years later, he will remember it, and wonder what things would have been like had he had that idea, which he did not, because we slapped him in the face just as he was about to.
  • DarkDudeDarkDude Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19088Members
    Hmm, 10000 cuts caused by salty potato chips, then a long bath in a tub of vinegar. Then when that was done, a disembowlment by spoon, and to finish him off, shove his own tounge down his throat.
  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    Yeah Clashen, we both pick choice

    99.) Hit the delete button
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited June 2004
    you could also try to pull his tongue out his butt or something weird like that

    or option 1 + option 2 = sniper machete!
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