Photoshop Chick Tracts!

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">We're all going to hell anyway right? :P</div>The current buzz going around the forums regarding the hate filled extremist comics of <a href='http://www.chick.com' target='_blank'>Jack T. Chick</a> and how funny they are in a patheticly sad way got me thinking!

What better way to show how nuts those comics are than to make our own!

So I present this challenge to you! Grab bits of his comic, photoshop away, and post em here. Make sure they're funny though. :P


*DISCLAIMER 1* This is not a pro/anti religion thread. Do NOT make your comics exclusively about how wrong religion may be or blah blah blah. Just make it funny.

*DISCLAIMER 2* If your religion is a serious thing to you to the point you cannot take a joke about it, then please do not read this thread. Nothing here is meant to be in a hateful manner towards anyone's beliefs, but still some people are (understandably) touchy on this issue.

*DISCLAIMER 3* To the mods: If this is borderline and gets out of control, please feel free to lock away. I went ahead and posted this anyway because I think that there is some potential for some funny stuff. And it'd be nice to see SOMETHING humorous come out of that hate filled ****'s so called "work".

So let's get this party rolling. Here's my first strip:
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I love you, DOOM. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Roffles. @ Doomy :-)
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    I always thought Jesus was a Zombie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Thats great <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Gimme a few minutes, going to go cook one up.
  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    Too good, someone has to do a parody of the birds and the bees one, or the evolution one.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Oh boy, I've been waiting for a good PSing topic, I'm on the case!
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    It's late, i'm tired, and i don't feel like making sense.

    <img src='http://esuna.thezazi.net/images/misc/notfunny.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Ooh, that was Grrrrrrr-rate!!!
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I EAT FOR CHRIST!




    I smell catch phrase!
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Dangit, I gotta go to bed. Ill post it in the morning.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I was looking for material to photoshop when I found this on his site (completely unaltered).

    He gets 1 cool point for letting me steal this and use it for all time.

    <img src='http://www.chick.com/tractimages56906/0074/0074_01.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    I like the ATHF refrences DOOM
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    Nice. Very nice.

    Note: I'm glad I started up this "Hate this Chick guy" revolution.

    I fully endorse hating Chick. Though the hate or vocalizing of full insults on Christianity is NOT supported, or- allowed on this forum.
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    that was great doom, laughed out loud
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I EAT THE DEATH COOKIE FOR CHRIST!
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    bashing chick, the one thing just about every one can enjoy.

    the best one is still dark dungeons (requires no photoshoping to make it funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 2 2004, 09:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 2 2004, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> bashing chick, the one thing just about every one can enjoy.

    the best one is still dark dungeons (requires no photoshoping to make it funny <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, that has got to be the most rediculous thing I have ever seen.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 2 2004, 08:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 2 2004, 08:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I EAT FOR CHRIST!




    I smell catch phrase! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh God, I can't stop laughing. What a great idea.

    This is the <span style='color:red'><b><i><u>Best Humourous Thread EVAR.</u></i></b></span>
  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Members, Constellation
    I wish I was that talented enough to rip up his work. Figureatively or literally.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    A heartwarming story of a teacher who rivals the T-1000 in her ability to creat blade weapons from her flesh, and a timeless classic film. I hope you all love it.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    Hive, you scare me.

    that was wonderful <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Hahaha, that gets a big WTH, AYH. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I think I'm falling off my cha - yep, I fell off. Although, eating death cookies for Christ is just as fun. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    Please, don't utter the full name.....
    <span style='color:red'>*IMAGE DELETED FOR LANGUAGE CONTENT.* The swear filters are there for a reason. -Talesin</span>
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->GODD<span style='color:sky'>A</span>MNIT I'M FLYING A BUS!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Priceless...
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Hahaha, that freaking owned Esuna.

    You pwned Romero and crazy Christians at the same time. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+Jun 2 2004, 08:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Jun 2 2004, 08:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hahaha, that freaking owned Esuna.

    You pwned Romero and crazy Christians at the same time. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ESUNA, YOU ARE A COMIC GENIUS.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Can't...stop...laughing...must...not...wake...house...

    SATAN I ACCEPT YOUR DEATH COOKIE!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    ADAM AND EVE GOT SERVED!!!!
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