Funniest Thing I've Seen In A While

CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
edited May 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">CN newb to the max</div> <a href='http://www.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=639795#post639795' target='_blank'>http://www.steampowered.com/forums/showthr...9795#post639795</a>
I feel sorry for this guy...

:edit: darn, was supposed to say CS... mods???
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    which guy? The one with bad grammar correcting others with bad grammar or the one wanting CS source before HL2?
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    the CS newb...
    Yea, the 1st post in the thread...
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  • RueRue Join Date: 2002-10-21 Member: 1564Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Ahahahahahaha
    *breathe*
    ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Is this supposed to be a joke? Counter-Strike > HL2? Puh-lease!!!!

    The original HL is the greatest game ever (acording to Gamespy) and counter strike, well, is for stupid monkeys...

    AWP I r0x0r!!!

    Yea, I can't help but feel sorry for you you poor poor braindead chimpanze!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    was that you Caboose?
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    [23:21:55] <+Zyndrome> the CS-section on the steampowered.com-forums is full of preteen kids who likes to eat buttmud

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Wow, have the steam forums matured that much from people going "OMG Steam sux0r!!!

    I oughta try and help clean it up.
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    The Steam fora are such a wretched hive of scum and villainy, I actually stopped posting there, not just because the people were god awful stupid, but because it stopped being fun telling people how god awful stupid they were. You know the people on a forum don't deserve to breathe when even the mods and admins are willing to play a game of Kick the Shoggoth every once in a while.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    He says:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    No-one cared for HL1<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yet his username is <b>Barney's Soul</b>.

    Am I the only one to see the ironic contridiction?
    "Hi Gordon, looks like you're in the barrel today."
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    edited May 2004
    Wow. Even the valve employees are making fun of him.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Poor kid, he'll never post there again <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Wonder if he'll ever post <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showuser=19896' target='_blank'>here</a> again?
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  • RipzawRipzaw Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28560Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ShdwStal+May 30 2004, 04:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ShdwStal @ May 30 2004, 04:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [23:21:55] <+Zyndrome> the CS-section on the steampowered.com-forums is full of preteen kids who likes to eat buttmud

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.bash.org' target='_blank'>http://www.bash.org</a>
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  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+May 30 2004, 06:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ May 30 2004, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wonder if he'll ever post <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showuser=19896' target='_blank'>here</a> again? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    O_O
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  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    Man the n00bs around here are underappreciated... just think, we could have that guy <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I think that redefines n00b actually. I don't think he had one single correct piece of information in that entire post.

    EDIT:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wonder if he'll ever post here again?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh dear lord... he's registered...
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I honestly hope he sees this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I'll PM him <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Done <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Chris's reply reminds me of a story I heard on the Back to the Future Trilogy DVDs.

    The president (I think) of Universal Pictures wanted to name the movie "Space Zombies From Pluto", after what was written on the comic that the kid showed Old Man Peabody after Marty crashed in to his barn. They had no idea how they were going to tell him how crappy his idea was, so they sent him a letter saying that the joke was very funny and that all of the crew got a good laugh out of it. :>
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    He's got a good cover story later in the thread, still, needs to work on his anti flame shield, paper and dry wood seem to be failing him.
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    He speaks teh golde truth, who cares about half-life 2. All people want is CS: Source
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Here have a cookie  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    BTW, check your PM's on the ns.org forums  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Barny, that brightened my day. Thank you.
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  • Barneys_SoulBarneys_Soul Join Date: 2003-08-18 Member: 19896Members
    ehe it was a joke : <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .I came off a server with these cs tennagers bitchen about valve not worken more on cs source then hl2, and I was curious how many of those types of people lurk on the forums.


    ehe ya i wonder y im achully posting anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> well, I guess not that many actually do lerk on the forums <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Barney's Soul+May 30 2004, 08:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Barney's Soul @ May 30 2004, 08:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ehe it was a joke : <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .I came off a server with these cs tennagers bitchen about valve not worken more on cs source then hl2, and I was curious how many of those types of people lurk on the forums.


    ehe ya i wonder y im achully posting anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You scared us for a minute there; it seemed for a second you were one of them.

    Anyway, welcome back to the world of rational thought.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+May 30 2004, 11:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ May 30 2004, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Anyway, welcome back to the world of rational thought. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    By that you mean NS, rite?
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    I would assume so.

    These have got to be the most tolerant, free-thinking, well-mannered and overly intellectual forums I have ever seen.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I know. I love theese forums. I guess NS attracts people who have brains or somthing...
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+May 30 2004, 08:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ May 30 2004, 08:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> well, I guess not that many actually do lerk on the forums <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Of course not. They lork on teh clorf (drop shirtguns, cornmando!).
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I do love these forums. There is so much here that people who don't visit theese forums would look at you oddly if you said it to them. (skorpians that hover with out flapping, lork on the clorf etc..)

    And we can all make fun of CS <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+May 30 2004, 11:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ May 30 2004, 11:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know. I love theese forums. I guess NS attracts people who have brains or somthing... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thats because NS takes strategy and rational thought
    well barny you kinda scared me there for a seconed but gave me a good laugh <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I think Mantrids example above prooves a this theory <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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