<!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 26 2005, 03:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 26 2005, 03:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Kick, punch! It's all in the mind. If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find the things I'll teach ya are gonna beat ya! Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now!" (Parappa the Rapper) :: PS One <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG! I had the demo for that, I had the first part of that lyric stuck in my head for years!
<!--QuoteBegin-Crono5+Jul 26 2005, 10:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crono5 @ Jul 26 2005, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "It stinks like dead meat, but looks like the lost Deimos base." - Doom <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Wait... there was actual dialouge in Doom??
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"Now with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld, ha ha! That'll show how much I truly care." Lechuck - The Curse Of Monkey Island
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow." Lots from all the MI games.
Pretty much all the lines in the MI games are quotable, but I have a fondness for Curse Of monkey Island because I love the voices, and I prefer the stylish 2D style rather than the annoying 3D style used in the next game.
"I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-**** machine or a giant hula-hoop, we're not letting the Covenant have it!" -Sarge, Halo
"It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you, I am." - Baldur's Gate
"Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care." -LeChuck, Curse of Monkey Island
"You spoony bard!" -FF2
"What fun is destruction if no precious lives are lost? " -Kefka, FF6
"THIS DOOR IS GOING DOWN!" -Guard kicking in a door with motion mine on his side, followed by him falling down a elevator shaft. SC:CT
"Im gonna shoot you in the FACE!" -Merc from FarCry
"Oi get down from there taffer!" -Guard from Thief III
"Look at all these pretty lights!" -Protoss new flyer from the expansion.
Grimm "Maria Narcissa" Sam "You're not setting me up for another date are you?" Grim "Maria Narcissa is a boat" Sam "So was my last date" Grim "SAM!", SC:CT
"Hm we're crashing let's se where, EGYPT not again!" Serious Sam
*Guard enters a room which have been locked for several hours during blackout, which just got power back on* "What the?! the lights are off, we might have an intruder!" SC:CT
"Tihi I like that sound" -Merc listening to Sticky Camera distract sound.
"Yeah run piggy, RUN oink oiiink OIINK hahahaha" -Suit guard from Riddick
"The safety of the pilot cannot be guranteed when outside the cockpit" Heavy guard personel voice.
<!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jul 26 2005, 12:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jul 26 2005, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Frog Blast the Vent Core!" (Marathon 2: Durandal) :: <u>Mac</u> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It's available for the PC, which is the system on which I played the game.
<!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+Jul 26 2005, 06:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory @ Jul 26 2005, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-**** machine or a giant hula-hoop, we're not letting the Covenant have it!" -Sarge, Halo <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's only on Legendary though, he has different lines for each difficulty.
And Marathon 2 IS a Mac game. Just one that's available for the PC, too.
"Wow! I feel as if I've passed some arbitrary experience value and gained more power!" --Marcus
Laddie: Woof! Woof! Woof! Character: What's the matter boy, are you trying to tell me something? Laddie: Woof! Woof! Character: Was Johnny abducted by aliens? Laddie: Woof? Character Okay, Okay... Maybe someplace else, then? Laddie: Woof! Woof! Character: Is Johnny someplace close by in Modoc? Laddie: Woof! Woof! Character: Did Johnny fall down the well, Laddie? Laddie: Woof! Character: He was playing cowboys and Indians when he accidentally fell down the well and you want me to get a rope and go down and rescue him. Okay. Lets go, Laddie. [Astounding!]
<!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jul 26 2005, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jul 26 2005, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And Marathon 2 IS a Mac game. Just one that's available for the PC, too. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Marathon is a Mac game?! /sarcasm... Come on, I'm not stupid. I knew it was when I wrote the post. But I didn't play it on a Mac. I played it on a PC. And since it is available on a PC, and I heard it only on the PC, then it's not incorrect for me to put "PC" after the quote!
Lone gorge sitting in the hive, that is empty for like 10 minutes: "This is my hive, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Get 3 hives up in 10 minutes: "Now we donce!"
Seven alien players die in a row: "We need better players"
An alien player who kills 7 marines in a row: "I see dead people"
These easter eggs seem to only work ingame, in 1.0-2.0 only though <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
Also Warcraft ones are the best:
Orc grunt, if you keep clicking him: -"Why you poking me again?"
-"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
-"Poke poke poke. Is that all you do?"
-"Ooh, that was kind of nice."
-"Me so horned. Me hurt you long time."
-"Me no sound like Yoda... Do I?"
-"It not easy being green."
Rifleman: -"Guns don't kill people, I DO! *laughs*"
Blood mage:
-Blood Mage: "Hi, my name is Roy. I'm a Magic-Addict." -Magic-Addicts Anonymous Crowd: "Hi Roy."
-"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
Lord Garithos: -"The only good Non-Human is a dead Non-Human."
Demon hunter: -"seert neerg evol I" play it back words, "I love green trees"
Huntress: -"This is my owl, there are many like it, but this one's mine."
"A bomb is a bad choice for close-quarters combat." - JC Denton, Deus Ex "Steel yourself for a struggle, human. They fear you, for you are my avatar." - SHODAN, System Shock 2 "..." - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life "Agent Denton is the guy I met in the bathroom..." "Oh." - UNATCO lady and trooper, Deus Ex "Hey, if you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me back a beer?" - Chips Dubbo (Austrailian Marine), Halo 2 "If you were attacked in your own mind the Brain Tumbler must be malfunctioning... either that or you're insane, but we can test for that later." - Agent Nein, Psychonauts
<!--QuoteBegin-Align+Jul 26 2005, 05:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ Jul 26 2005, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "This is my <object>. There are many like it, but this one's mine." <== that has to have an origin somewhere, anyone know? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's actually orignally a movie quote for Army of Darkness 1
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<!--QuoteBegin-Cereal KillR+Jul 26 2005, 09:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal KillR @ Jul 26 2005, 09:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> -"And they said Blizzard games have no bugs" -Anub'Arak in WCIII:FT <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This made me laugh the hardest that I've ever from a unit speech.
<!--QuoteBegin-StormLiong+Jul 26 2005, 05:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StormLiong @ Jul 26 2005, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Align+Jul 26 2005, 05:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ Jul 26 2005, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "This is my <object>. There are many like it, but this one's mine." <== that has to have an origin somewhere, anyone know? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's actually orignally a movie quote for Army of Darkness 1 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteBegin-My Rifle (The Creed of a United States Marine)+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (My Rifle (The Creed of a United States Marine))</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
In other words, I say most people first heard it from the movie Full Metal Jacket.
Jupiter: Do you know what I find most... uncomfortable about you, Riddick? How comfortable you are. Here, in Butcher's bay, I mean; caged inside this slam.
Riddick: I play the hand I was dealt. And then I cheat.
Abbot: You're a harda$s Riddick, but we're about to soften you up. Riddick: You don't know what your f**king with.
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OMG! I had the demo for that, I had the first part of that lyric stuck in my head for years!
"You wanna hate me, but you can't help but love THE RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWK" - Rawk Hawk from Paper Mario: TYD
"Sign my petition, damnit" - Postal 2
"Plug the controller into controller port 2!" - Metal Gear Solid
"Messatsu!" - Makoto, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
"OH YEAH! COME ON!" - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
"It stinks like dead meat, but looks like the lost Deimos base." - Doom
Wait... there was actual dialouge in Doom??
Lechuck - The Curse Of Monkey Island
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
Lots from all the MI games.
Pretty much all the lines in the MI games are quotable, but I have a fondness for Curse Of monkey Island because I love the voices, and I prefer the stylish 2D style rather than the annoying 3D style used in the next game.
"Did Somebody Call for an Exterminator?"
-Terran <u>Ghost</u>
"Frog Blast the Vent Core!" (Marathon 2: Durandal) :: <u>Mac</u>
And then my own:
"All I see is blackness! Oh, my hood's down..." - Acolyte, Wc3
"This - is - my - BOOMSTICK!" - Dwarven Rifleman, also Wc3
"Charlemagne used to call me Durandana, the fruitcake. All the implements of war were somehow feminine to him." - Durandal, Marathon
"I'm a cowardly fool!" - Marine, Halo
Anything a Grunt says if you stick a plasma nade to him, Halo.
"Get back up!" - Berserker taking down an enemy, Myth II (it's all in the accent)
"Look, I ken the words, now get moving!" - Berserker, reassuring Journeyman that he has memorized the incantation for reviving The Deceiver, Myth II
"Uhh... claptrap verbosum! Umm... neckbone?" - Berserker, trying to remember the incantation for reviving The Deceiver, Myth II
"You mean to challenge me? YOU? A lowly camp follower in Damas' vanquished army?" - The Deceiver, Myth II
"It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you, I am." - Baldur's Gate
"Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care." -LeChuck, Curse of Monkey Island
"You spoony bard!" -FF2
"What fun is destruction if no precious lives are lost? " -Kefka, FF6
"Im gonna shoot you in the FACE!" -Merc from FarCry
"Oi get down from there taffer!" -Guard from Thief III
"Look at all these pretty lights!" -Protoss new flyer from the expansion.
Grimm "Maria Narcissa" Sam "You're not setting me up for another date are you?" Grim "Maria Narcissa is a boat" Sam "So was my last date" Grim "SAM!", SC:CT
"Hm we're crashing let's se where, EGYPT not again!" Serious Sam
*Guard enters a room which have been locked for several hours during blackout, which just got power back on* "What the?! the lights are off, we might have an intruder!" SC:CT
"Tihi I like that sound" -Merc listening to Sticky Camera distract sound.
"Yeah run piggy, RUN oink oiiink OIINK hahahaha" -Suit guard from Riddick
"The safety of the pilot cannot be guranteed when outside the cockpit" Heavy guard personel voice.
It's available for the PC, which is the system on which I played the game.
That's only on Legendary though, he has different lines for each difficulty.
And Marathon 2 IS a Mac game. Just one that's available for the PC, too.
"Gwaaaaaaaah!"
-The train boss... thing... on Macbeth. The lack of enthusiasm or panic was priceless.
"If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!"
-Andross, right before failing to take you with him
"Wow! I feel as if I've passed some arbitrary experience value and gained more power!"
--Marcus
Laddie: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Character: What's the matter boy, are you trying to tell me something?
Laddie: Woof! Woof!
Character: Was Johnny abducted by aliens?
Laddie: Woof?
Character Okay, Okay... Maybe someplace else, then?
Laddie: Woof! Woof!
Character: Is Johnny someplace close by in Modoc?
Laddie: Woof! Woof!
Character: Did Johnny fall down the well, Laddie?
Laddie: Woof!
Character: He was playing cowboys and Indians when he accidentally fell down the well and you want me to get a rope and go down and rescue him. Okay. Lets go, Laddie. [Astounding!]
"It's probably not a problem... probably... but..."
"We drew straws to see who would stay behind to let you in. Obviously, I drew the short one."
"Man, why aren't we using this thing? ... What do you mean, overcharge?"
Sci's and Barney in Half-life
"Don't bother me. I'm super special."
"I know I'm irressistible, but that doesn't mean you can touch me whenever you want to."
"I'd talk to you, but then I'd have to talk to you."
"Do you think I look fat in this armor?"
Ascalon Guard in Guild Wars
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!" - Peasant, Warcraft II
"This is <i>not</i> Warcraft in space. It's much better!" - Artanis (Scout hero guy), Starcraft: Brood War
"I wouldn't buy your monkey if it was free!"
"FREE?! Do you want my children to starve?!" - No One Lives Forever
"Does the prince like <span style='color:purple'>vibration?</span>" - Katamari Damacy
"Shazbot!" - Starsiege: Tribes
"Yer all doomed!" - Scottish Accent, Worms: Armageddon
Anything Minsc says
Ahh yes. Any statement made with a gauss rifle should be respected. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
- Microsoft Golf
"blu blu blu blah bluh" - Falco (snes starfox... audio)
man.. theres so many more.. i just cant remember the quote correctly..
Marathon is a Mac game?! /sarcasm... Come on, I'm not stupid. I knew it was when I wrote the post. But I didn't play it on a Mac. I played it on a PC. And since it is available on a PC, and I heard it only on the PC, then it's not incorrect for me to put "PC" after the quote!
"ME IN HEAP BIG TROUBLE", Same.
I love it cause the voices are just so distorted.
Lone gorge sitting in the hive, that is empty for like 10 minutes:
"This is my hive, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Get 3 hives up in 10 minutes:
"Now we donce!"
Seven alien players die in a row:
"We need better players"
An alien player who kills 7 marines in a row:
"I see dead people"
These easter eggs seem to only work ingame, in 1.0-2.0 only though <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
Also Warcraft ones are the best:
Orc grunt, if you keep clicking him:
-"Why you poking me again?"
-"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
-"Poke poke poke. Is that all you do?"
-"Ooh, that was kind of nice."
-"Me so horned. Me hurt you long time."
-"Me no sound like Yoda... Do I?"
-"It not easy being green."
Rifleman:
-"Guns don't kill people, I DO! *laughs*"
Blood mage:
-Blood Mage: "Hi, my name is Roy. I'm a Magic-Addict."
-Magic-Addicts Anonymous Crowd: "Hi Roy."
-"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which
can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times
as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood,
and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe
THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
Lord Garithos:
-"The only good Non-Human is a dead Non-Human."
Demon hunter:
-"seert neerg evol I" play it back words, "I love green trees"
Huntress:
-"This is my owl, there are many like it, but this one's mine."
"Jump! You can make it!" - Bob Page, Deus Ex
"Nothing's a cliché if it happens to you." - Max Payne. Just a beautiful summary of why game plots work.
If only I had more games in original English :/
"Steel yourself for a struggle, human. They fear you, for you are my avatar." - SHODAN, System Shock 2
"..." - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life
"Agent Denton is the guy I met in the bathroom..." "Oh." - UNATCO lady and trooper, Deus Ex
"Hey, if you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me back a beer?" - Chips Dubbo (Austrailian Marine), Halo 2
"If you were attacked in your own mind the Brain Tumbler must be malfunctioning... either that or you're insane, but we can test for that later." - Agent Nein, Psychonauts
That's actually orignally a movie quote for Army of Darkness 1
This made me laugh the hardest that I've ever from a unit speech.
Anything Minsc says <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Absolutely. I will now post a summary of my favorites:
(note that Boo is Minsc's pet hamster, whom Minsc believes to be a minature giant space hamster)
(when attacking) Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! RAAAARGH!
(when berzerk) Despair not, I will inspire you all by charging blindly on! (I think its the tone of voice that makes this one so hilarious)
Evil, meet my sword. Sword, meet evil!
Buttkicking for goodness!
Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!
(when enemy is immune to his weapon) No effect? I need bigger sword...
That's actually orignally a movie quote for Army of Darkness 1 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-My Rifle (The Creed of a United States Marine)+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (My Rifle (The Creed of a United States Marine))</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
In other words, I say most people first heard it from the movie Full Metal Jacket.
Jupiter: Do you know what I find most... uncomfortable about you, Riddick? How comfortable you are. Here, in Butcher's bay, I mean; caged inside this slam.
Riddick: I play the hand I was dealt. And then I cheat.
Abbot: You're a harda$s Riddick, but we're about to soften you up.
Riddick: You don't know what your f**king with.