Evolution

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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    The gorge was the first thing ever.
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  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rover+Jul 4 2005, 03:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rover @ Jul 4 2005, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The gorge was the first thing ever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No... th groge was >_>
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  • semipsychoticsemipsychotic Join Date: 2003-07-09 Member: 18061Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jul 4 2005, 03:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jul 4 2005, 03:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Rover+Jul 4 2005, 03:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rover @ Jul 4 2005, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The gorge was the first thing ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No... th groge was >_> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which came first, the Gor...

    *Is shot in the back by the cliché ninjas*
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    hive came first... then skulk who turned into a gorge.

    <!--emo&::hive::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/hive5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hive5.gif' /><!--endemo--> -> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo--> -> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    But how can you create a hive w/o a gorge?
    It's the classic gorge-and-the-hive problem...



    So whatdoyaknow. Octopuses (Octopi?) have beaks. You learn something new every day!


    Also, I thought it was common knowledge that the dragons were hunted into extinction when our lvl 60 ancestors relentlessly pursued their scales so they could make that +20 DEF enchanted armor.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Man, our ancestors were jerks.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <b>3 PAGES?!?!</b>
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 4 2005, 10:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 4 2005, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>3 PAGES?!?!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm glad you can count now <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    have a cookie <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    huh? its still on page 1?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: ok, my post is on page 2 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    You just have your post per page real high, im on page 2! But if I wanted it to be on page 5 I could do that too...
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Birds will evolve into the next dominent species of earth, it's the dinosours way of getting back at us for stealing their spotlight!
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jul 4 2005, 05:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jul 4 2005, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> But how can you create a hive w/o a gorge?
    It's the classic gorge-and-the-hive problem...



    So whatdoyaknow. Octopuses (Octopi?) have beaks. You learn something new every day!


    Also, I thought it was common knowledge that the dragons were hunted into extinction when our lvl 60 ancestors relentlessly pursued their scales so they could make that +20 DEF enchanted armor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    join a empty NS server and join marines... then run to the alien hive... There it sits awaiting the round to start.


    Win!
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  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    edited July 2005
    We should derail this thread into erotic squid sex and for good reason too!
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jul 5 2005, 06:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jul 5 2005, 06:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We should derail this thread into erotic squid sex and for good reason too! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So really, how do they? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jul 5 2005, 06:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jul 5 2005, 06:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aegeri+Jul 5 2005, 06:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aegeri @ Jul 5 2005, 06:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We should derail this thread into erotic squid sex and for good reason too! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So really, how do they? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Erotic wrestling!

    <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Aegeri/2cuttles.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    HAWT.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    So <i>this</i> is what scientists spend all their time on - placing bets on illegal erotic squid wrestling.
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  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 5 2005, 07:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 5 2005, 07:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So <i>this</i> is what scientists spend all their time on - placing bets on illegal erotic squid wrestling. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, what else would I do with that funding? Science? MUAHAHHAHAHHA.

    If only you knew the extent of the erotic science squid wrestling foundation...
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    hehe

    i guess theyre PUMPED with steoroids
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-RobbyC+Jul 4 2005, 01:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RobbyC @ Jul 4 2005, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yea they av got a beak, but not the sort of beak ur thinkin of

    please, don't ask me to explain <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Explain.
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    It's made of adamantium.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Aquaitic flat worms are hermaphroditic and have 'sex' by pen0r-fencing in an attempt to gouge the other with their pen0s, thus creating pregnancy.

    scariest looking thing you've ever seen.
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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    edited July 2005
    Aww you guys are ripping me apart, I was only drunk!
    Besides, if I were that ignorant, this thread would probably
    be in something like "General Discussion." I already read
    Darwin's book to, so don't tell me I have absolutely no clue
    what evolution is...

    Can you supply me with a picture of this "pen0r fencing" your talking about?

    EDIT: Octopus Beaks are made of keratin or some **** like that,
    they use it to kill stuff and chops things up into little piecies, I think
    some octopus beaks are also poisonous or something, I think I
    remember seeing something about an octopus that killed some
    people cause it bit them and they were poisoned...very much like
    a bird's beak
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  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    <a href='http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/episodes/hunt_explo2.html' target='_blank'>http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/episod...unt_explo2.html</a>
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited July 2005
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    Greedy buggers. In my day, one phallus was enough for two people. Two penises per person would have been seen as being greedy.

    Nice try, swear filter, but I can come up with "legal words" for whatever organ you try and bar from the masses!
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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    edited July 2005
    omg, that 'phallus' fencing video is crazy.
    it's pretty friggin' brutal too, they get stabbed
    and have holes ripped open in their bodies???
    Then they need to give birth after that???
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Evolution related thread in off-topic derails into hilarity with mostly no feelings hurt, dies naturally

    Evolution related thread in discussions derails into religion flame war with everyone upset, has to be locked, and several people banned....


    GG discussions...
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    WHAT IS SLAM?

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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    What???
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited July 2005
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    Is


    <a href='http://whatisslam.ytmnd.com/' target='_blank'>SLAM</a>











    Cold's referring to CWAG's most excellent avatar/sig 2-hit combo from the top rope OOOOOOOOO THAT'S GOTTA HURT A OOONNNNNNNEEEE A TWWWWWOOOOOO A THRRREEEEEEEE DING DING DING
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    There are days that I love Snidely, and then there are days I wish I could name my firstborn after him.

    Guess which.
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