A Disturbing Incident

BulletHeadBulletHead Members Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Posts: 2,530
edited June 2005 in Discussions
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QUOTE (DragonMech @ Jul 9 2005, 09:19 PM)
QUOTE (Sonic @ Jul 9 2005, 06:49 PM)
I wish my butcheeks could propel me up flights of stairs are terrifying speeds.

I sense a custom title right there... :D
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  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Members Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Posts: 226
    ::Shakes his head in sorrow::

    poor girl. That guy is a numbnut.
  • reasareasa Members, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Posts: 2,367
    edited June 2005
    It's always the morons who end up in situations like this...I'm not condoning a 22 year old having sex with a 15 year old for 2 N64 games, but I happen to have a box full of N64 games and....wait no never mind...


    I hope he gets the **** sued out of him and then he gets "lubed up" in prison by Jimbo the sexually confused prison guard who like to burn people with butter.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Members Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Posts: 4,646
    Welcome to the internet, where people tell tall tales.

    Sorry, but I can't believe any two human beings are that stupid. Gotta be a random made-up story.
    user posted image

    YOU GO NOW!
    ^deader than a doornail^


    Your mouth=pwned
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Posts: 4,219 Advanced user
    I call fake. See the last line.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Members Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Posts: 2,530
    I dunno... I know some stupid people in the world
    QUOTE (DragonMech @ Jul 9 2005, 09:19 PM)
    QUOTE (Sonic @ Jul 9 2005, 06:49 PM)
    I wish my butcheeks could propel me up flights of stairs are terrifying speeds.

    I sense a custom title right there... :D
  • WalkaboutWalkabout Banned Join Date: 2005-05-01 Member: 50651Posts: 92
    What a flipping idiot.
  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Members Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Posts: 615
    Faker than a fake 20 dollar bill.
  • Real_PUAReal_PUA Members Join Date: 2005-03-23 Member: 46255Posts: 68
    Yeah that's fake. Here's why:

    1) Begging for sex will not get you sex.
    2) Offering videogames for sex will not get you sex.
    3) If she is a girl you've been dating, you *might* be able to get 1 or 2 to work if you got her very horny (in which case, *she* should be begging *you* for sex).
    4) WTH, only a troll would put "cooter" in the title of his thread.
    5) Butter will explode all over your microwave in a lot less that 8 minutes.

    LOL, why did I even write this? Its's so obvious its fake.
  • FilthyLarryFilthyLarry Members Join Date: 2003-08-31 Member: 20423Posts: 337
    edited June 2005
    It is fake because if he really helped her - as he claims with her english essay - the poor girl would have failed.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Members, NS1 Playtester Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Posts: 2,603 Advanced user
    Holy crap this is SO not allowed.

    Rest assured, bullet, even if it ISN'T fake, there's nothing you can do to stop the contagion of idiocy.

    Let's not see "butter" and "cooter" in the same post ever again. In fact, let's not see "cooter" anywhere. Ever. EVER EVER EVER. I live in West Virginia, and even WE think that word is too hillbilly for use.

    ***Locked***
    -Rob
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