Jesus Lets Me Save Money

CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">on my long distance phone bill!</div> <a href='http://www.christianphonecall.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.christianphonecall.com/</a>

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OMFGWTHBBQ!!!!11111oneoneone

This makes me very happy, yet very sad at the same time.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Make sure you're doing business
    with a true Christian company.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sorry, I deal with Satan-worshipping companies only.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    And I only with homosexual discordians.
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    I'm a fundamentalist and found a passage in the bible that says God does not want us to use phones at all.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Its almost as if they took a regular site and changed every third work to "Christian".
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <img src='http://www.christianphonecall.com/images/girl1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Girl "OMGWTHBBBQ ASL JESUS!"
    Jesus "Uhm... stop plastering my name over everything and leave me the hell alone. Seriously. Stop acting so frickin high and mighty with the 'A real christian business'."
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    edited June 2005
    Yeah, I bet Jesus is spinning like a turbine in his grave right about now.

    Edit: And please, don't make me say "I know".
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    Eh, they're trying to present themselves as a trustworthy company because they are founded on Biblical principles of honesty, integrity, etc. etc. No problem with that. Calling all their products "Christian --" is going overboard, sure. But just having a company that says they are Bible-based isn't a big deal at all.

    EDIT: I hate the following sentence.
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    Yes, because if they are Christians, they must be fair, honest and nice.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jun 10 2005, 01:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 10 2005, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Eh, they're trying to present themselves as a trustworthy company because they are founded on Biblical principles of honesty, integrity, etc. etc. No problem with that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Implying that anyone who doesn't hold their same business practices / view of 'ethics' and the people who use those companies is not cool.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 10 2005, 02:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 10 2005, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Implying that anyone who doesn't hold their same business practices / view of 'ethics' and the people who use those companies is not cool. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean competing companies have never attacked the integrity of the opposition?

    That was sarcasm: many companies have indeed marketed based on the differences in ethics. You don't like it because it's using the Biblical morals over secular.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Teehee, i just use the internet and my cell phone for that stuff,

    free free free or low low low not nesicarily in that order. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I for one think that
    Jesus would have liked this way
    No, wait. He wouldn't
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jun 10 2005, 12:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jun 10 2005, 12:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That was sarcasm: many companies have indeed marketed based on the differences in ethics. You don't like it because it's using the Biblical morals over secular. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You do realize that their "biblical" morals have nothing to do with the bible and more to do with secular? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    *edited*

    Just emailed them to show them that, I wonder what they will say...
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Status Quo+Jun 10 2005, 12:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Status Quo @ Jun 10 2005, 12:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes, because if they are Christians, they must be fair, honest and nice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea, like Nazi's and KKK members!

    Lets say that we are a great company because we have christian slapped all over our site, that'll surly get those Bible thumping rednecks to sign up!
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    Someone help me with the name for this new idea I have. Which is better, McChrist or ChristDonalds?
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    McChrist kinda sounds like you'd be eating Jesus.

    I'd go with ChristDonalds.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Will you have fries with your salvation?
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jun 10 2005, 08:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jun 10 2005, 08:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I for one think that
    Jesus would have liked this way
    No, wait. He wouldn't <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I love the way you post Mr Haikucelchuuu
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Jun 10 2005, 12:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jun 10 2005, 12:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jun 10 2005, 08:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jun 10 2005, 08:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I for one think that
    Jesus would have liked this way
    No, wait. He wouldn't <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I love the way you post Mr Haikucelchuuu <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think TychoCelchuuu needs a title for his haikus.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    No, that would be giving his what he wants!
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    I want to see on that menu a MacJesus, that would be so awesome.

    Make it a HUGE dried out bread wafer too.
    (With a cross on the top of it of course) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Gimpy_Doodly_DooGimpy_Doodly_Doo Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14521Members
    Yea, I'll take a MacJesus, and could you supersize that?
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I EAT FOR MCCHRIST!
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Conducting your business with integrity != a bad thing. Getting your idea of integrity from the Bible is also not a bad thing.

    Using Jesus as a marketing device, that's what bastard-tacular about this company.

    That said, I would so eat for McChrist.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 10 2005, 03:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 10 2005, 03:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You do realize that their "biblical" morals have nothing to do with the bible and more to do with secular? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Conducting business is not immoral or unBiblical. The Bible encourages people who work to be paid for their work. Doing business with honesty is not a secular thing, heh.

    As I said, I don't like the names of the products being "Christian --". I don't know where they're conducting themselves improperly, though. Do you have an example on the page (I haven't visited the whole site), or are you just speaking about business practices in general?

    EDIT: Let me make it clear that I don't consider every company that claims to be Bible-based to be an honorable business. The televangelists are one very good example of private companies who claim to be founded on Biblical principles but are just as crooked as the worst companies out there. What I am saying are those that <b>do</b> strive for Biblical morality and ethics in their companies are not bad, nor are those who cite such a source as the reason for the integrity.

    I don't know anything about this company. I don't know if they're a good company. What I feared was that people here were laughing at a company that chose to be an ethical business because it followed Biblical principles instead of merely saying "Do no evil" as Google states.

    And I hate the following sentence.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Medhead+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Medhead)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    I'm not entirely sure what you mean
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Let me clarify then for you. For all that they state they use biblical morals to dictate their business actions, they actually do not.

    If they were to actually follow the bibles teachings they would be one of the most hated business ever created.

    That is my point.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 10 2005, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 10 2005, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If they were to actually follow the bibles teachings they would be one of the most hated business ever created. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh yes, I can definitely understand what you're getting at. I'm not really sure if it would always work out that way, though. If a consumer can get a quality product from an honest and honorable staff in a clean and friendly environment, I doubt they'd be quick to hate. I just get the idea that once a customer's pocketbook is affected, he or she will be willing to visit the store anyway, and may very well like it. I don't think I could say for certain whether or not a company that has a Biblical foundation would be guaranteed to be hated, though, but I can definitely see where there would be that possibility.

    I can see what you're saying though: for all we know, this company linked in the parent post may very well be a very hated company. It hasn't gotten the greatest reception here. Still, in my experience a Bible-based company isn't always guaranteed hatred: in fact, I've often seen them applauded more than the secular businesses.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Well... not quite medhead... we are getting closer though.

    I was actually referring to the teachings that are taught in the bible, not the honesty, integrity, etc.

    The "holy codified laws", even you would disagree with them medhead, which is why they are not holding to the bibles teachings.

    Those are to what I am referring, not their actual business practices. Those are actually (while looking at their website and ignoring the christian label on everything) quite secular. Nothing special about it at all, really.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jun 10 2005, 02:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 10 2005, 02:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Will you have fries with your salvation?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://www.scards.org/cards/jesus/mcdonalds0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    mmmm mmmmm goood.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 10 2005, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 10 2005, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The "holy codified laws", even you would disagree with them medhead, which is why they are not holding to the bibles teachings. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wait, I'm not sure what you're getting at. You mean the law in the Old Testament?
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