AllUrHiveRblong2usBy Your Powers Combined...Join Date: 2002-12-20Member: 11244Members
Burn a great deal of knoppix (or some other *nix, I happen to find knoppix to be the funnest) boot-disks and put them in the computers, it's fun to watch the faculty try and figure out what's going on.
Smoke grenades. Detergent in the top of the toliets + flush = FOAM PARTY. Any of your mates drive? or have wheels? Clingfilm, lots of it, cover their wheels or use bog roll. If sun roof is open, fill the car with crap.
<!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+May 17 2005, 06:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ May 17 2005, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Burn a great deal of knoppix (or some other *nix, I happen to find knoppix to be the funnest) boot-disks and put them in the computers, it's fun to watch the faculty try and figure out what's going on. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Seconded ftw.
Pour a mound of cement in front of the doors. Doesn't have to be big, just make it so the door can just barely be opened, letting one student through at a time. Laugh hysterically at all the kids that are late. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Hire a hobo to hijack the principles car and drive it into the school have him reap as much vehicular destruction as possible before the car gets stuck.
Now here's the kicker, have the hobo get out of the car and light himself on fire, make sure your near by with the extinguisher to put him out and slap on the handcuffs.
Deny ever knowing him and enjoy your secret prank.
OR
Buy about 100 pounds (that’s 600 kilometers for you metric system users) of intact squid meat from your local sea food store/squid emporium.
Smuggle your calamari into the building in a giant cello case (so as not arouse suspicion you may want to join your schools band/orchestra club beforehand) You will also need a large knife for every intact squid you have.
Stuff all the calamari into your locker and take one with you every time you visit a class room along with a knife. Before the end of the day you must have stabbed at least one squid onto every teacher’s desk in the school.
If you've done this correctly and haven’t gotten caught yet there should be plenty of confusion and chatter running rampant by the end of the day.
At the very end of the day make a big fuss about getting your locker open and make sure a crowd gathers around you, act nervous about it. Now open your locker violently so as to make all the squid carcasses come spilling out into the hallway.
Play it cool at first, act like nothing has happened and then bolt as fast as you can run for the nearest exit and never look back.
I wanted to do this, since most of my school comps have windows XP:
-Create a new username with a long, random passowrd and give it admin access.
-Take away admin from all other usernames.
-Put scampi on the locked, admined username (with sound turned down)
-Get on other username and turn up sound and run.
(Since the passworded one that you made has the only admin, the only way to stop it is to turn it off, since they can't change its password. (Or better yet, make it open the scampi page on start)
The seniors this year set up an obstacle course in the middle of the hallway complete with a lot of tires. They fit a beatle and a mini coop in another hallway. They also did personlized little pranks for each of the teachers.
The year before the seniors took every single desk and chair out of the class rooms and put them onto the tennis courts. and also put a inflatable pool in the principal's office...full of water.
Take note the seniors each year do stuff like this(they also clean up afterwards) and it's a laid back private school.
My class has some thoughts of a civil war reenactment in the parking lot or school with nerf guns and stuff but we will think of something better.
The best that has happened this year was one of the boys bath rooms was completly covered in beens, and I mean a nice thick coat of beens on the walls and floor.
<!--QuoteBegin-NGE+May 17 2005, 08:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NGE @ May 17 2005, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Crap in the urnal. Happened in my school. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Happens in my school too, but on a regular basis, not as a prank....
And it's not limited to the urial, i've heard of the sink.... :sicktostomach:
good old public school. its better not to think about it.
At my highschool, it seemed to be common for people to bring super soakers and water balloons. Now, as this was my last day of school, senior year, I had no regrets about anything. We conveniently had a hangout in the newspaper office (brand new computers intoduced me to hl deathmatch and CS). Adjoining this office was a darkroom with sinks in it. Me and some friends filled a good deal of balloons up and awaited the final bell (we had a forged pass to get out of study hall and frag).
Since the office was on the 3rd floor of the school, we figured we would never get away with nailing enough targets and get out of the school uncaught. Additionally, the windows didn't open all the way for safety protocols, so it was a bit tough to even throw the balloons. Picture this: some teenager standing out on the sidewalk, with a fully loaded super soaker in his hand, just glaring people down whenever they walked by.... He's asking for it. From 40 feet above, he didn't see the watery demise we rained upon him until it was too late. We laughed so hard as he "bit the whole pineapple" as my friends put it (grenade reference). I didn't get to soak a crowd of people, but that one kid had it coming.
in my school me and a few senior friends of mine went around the school at night and cut all the chain locks (our school has them for almost all the gates) and replaced them with out own locks. it was pretty funny watching the staff trying to figure out how to open a lock
1)Get hold of as much chain as you can and a couple of big hefty padlocks.
2)Chain ALL the cars (except yours and those involved), or as many as you can for the amount of chain/padlocks you have, together by using the towing eyes or just wrap it round the suspesion arms.
3)Leave. Laughing.
Maybe hang the keys to the locks way up high somewhere.
Just remember one a senior class did 2 years ago: they took 3 dead deer (lots of roadkill in suburban NJ) and strung them up the flag pole by their feet. Scary sight, I must say.
My last day on friday too. Anyone in the sixth form with a car is planning on parking in the school car park so the teachers have nowhere to go. Someone else is planning on padlocking half the school in our new classroom block, before setting off a firealarm.
I think the hammer and sickle is gonna be run up the flag pole too.
Should be an interesting day if any of it actually happens!
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Detergent in the top of the toliets + flush = FOAM PARTY.
Any of your mates drive? or have wheels? Clingfilm, lots of it, cover their wheels or use bog roll. If sun roof is open, fill the car with crap.
Seconded ftw.
get a whooole bunch of people to go hang out in the teachers lounge. dont leave when they try to kick you out.
Now here's the kicker, have the hobo get out of the car and light himself on fire, make sure your near by with the extinguisher to put him out and slap on the handcuffs.
Deny ever knowing him and enjoy your secret prank.
OR
Buy about 100 pounds (that’s 600 kilometers for you metric system users) of intact squid meat from your local sea food store/squid emporium.
Smuggle your calamari into the building in a giant cello case (so as not arouse suspicion you may want to join your schools band/orchestra club beforehand)
You will also need a large knife for every intact squid you have.
Stuff all the calamari into your locker and take one with you every time you visit a class room along with a knife. Before the end of the day you must have stabbed at least one squid onto every teacher’s desk in the school.
If you've done this correctly and haven’t gotten caught yet there should be plenty of confusion and chatter running rampant by the end of the day.
At the very end of the day make a big fuss about getting your locker open and make sure a crowd gathers around you, act nervous about it. Now open your locker violently so as to make all the squid carcasses come spilling out into the hallway.
Play it cool at first, act like nothing has happened and then bolt as fast as you can run for the nearest exit and never look back.
Our class crossed out the staff parking spaces, wrote seniors and parked in them. OH NOES SUCH AUFUL PEPOLESSS!@@!~!@!21`~!!
Something involving smell or technology though.
-Create a new username with a long, random passowrd and give it admin access.
-Take away admin from all other usernames.
-Put scampi on the locked, admined username (with sound turned down)
-Get on other username and turn up sound and run.
(Since the passworded one that you made has the only admin, the only way to stop it is to turn it off, since they can't change its password. (Or better yet, make it open the scampi page on start)
I'll try to think of a better one later.
The year before the seniors took every single desk and chair out of the class rooms and put them onto the tennis courts. and also put a inflatable pool in the principal's office...full of water.
Take note the seniors each year do stuff like this(they also clean up afterwards) and it's a laid back private school.
My class has some thoughts of a civil war reenactment in the parking lot or school with nerf guns and stuff but we will think of something better.
Happens in my school too, but on a regular basis, not as a prank....
And it's not limited to the urial, i've heard of the sink.... :sicktostomach:
good old public school. its better not to think about it.
Try drinking fountain...
...too bad I'm not in high school anymore, and it wasn't a prank.
[pay no heed to the fact this post was surprisingly similar to the post above]
Find a way to get it inside the school, and find a load-bearing pillar.
Have someone proficient with a welder create a large U, with another iron bar loose.
Wheel the car next to the pillar, after having cut away a section around the frame of the vehicle.
Slip the U around the pillar, and through the U. Place the bar so that it touches.
Have a Chemistry geek obtain/create some thermite. Place thermite over the contact points on the U. Ignite thermite. Run before smoke alarms go off.
The thermite will weld the U bracket together, effectively welding the car to the load-bearing pillar.
Shame they forgot to untie its feet first.
Now, as this was my last day of school, senior year, I had no regrets about anything. We conveniently had a hangout in the newspaper office (brand new computers intoduced me to hl deathmatch and CS). Adjoining this office was a darkroom with sinks in it.
Me and some friends filled a good deal of balloons up and awaited the final bell (we had a forged pass to get out of study hall and frag).
Since the office was on the 3rd floor of the school, we figured we would never get away with nailing enough targets and get out of the school uncaught. Additionally, the windows didn't open all the way for safety protocols, so it was a bit tough to even throw the balloons.
Picture this: some teenager standing out on the sidewalk, with a fully loaded super soaker in his hand, just glaring people down whenever they walked by....
He's asking for it.
From 40 feet above, he didn't see the watery demise we rained upon him until it was too late. We laughed so hard as he "bit the whole pineapple" as my friends put it (grenade reference).
I didn't get to soak a crowd of people, but that one kid had it coming.
Others are... meh... illegal? Indecent? Insane? Impressive? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Keep em coming im going to pick one soon....
2)Chain ALL the cars (except yours and those involved), or as many as you can for the amount of chain/padlocks you have, together by using the towing eyes or just wrap it round the suspesion arms.
3)Leave. Laughing.
Maybe hang the keys to the locks way up high somewhere.
I think the hammer and sickle is gonna be run up the flag pole too.
Should be an interesting day if any of it actually happens!