Our First Lady
<div class="IPBDescription">Laura Bush</div> This is what she had to say at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I am married to the President of the United States and here is our typical evening. Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I am watching Desperate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentleman, I am a desperate housewife. I mean if those women on that show think they're desperate, they ought to be with George. One night after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendales....I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service code name is now Dollar Bill."
"George always says that he's delighted to come to these press dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now. I'm not kidding. I said to him the other day, George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."
"The amazing thing is that George and I were just meant to be. I was a librarian who spent 12 hours a day in the library, yet somehow I met George."
"People often wonder what my mother-in-law is really like. People think she's a sweet, grandmotherly Aunt Bee type. She's actually more like Don Corleone."
"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."
"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So apparently the White House ladies like Desperate Housewives and male strippers, while GWB pleasured a male horse and really enjoys using his chainsaw.
If you don't think this is real, CSPAN has a video of this on their website, but it's extremely long, so I don't know where exactly in the video this is.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I am married to the President of the United States and here is our typical evening. Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I am watching Desperate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentleman, I am a desperate housewife. I mean if those women on that show think they're desperate, they ought to be with George. One night after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, Condi Rice, Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendales....I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service code name is now Dollar Bill."
"George always says that he's delighted to come to these press dinners. Baloney. He's usually in bed by now. I'm not kidding. I said to him the other day, George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."
"The amazing thing is that George and I were just meant to be. I was a librarian who spent 12 hours a day in the library, yet somehow I met George."
"People often wonder what my mother-in-law is really like. People think she's a sweet, grandmotherly Aunt Bee type. She's actually more like Don Corleone."
"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."
"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So apparently the White House ladies like Desperate Housewives and male strippers, while GWB pleasured a male horse and really enjoys using his chainsaw.
If you don't think this is real, CSPAN has a video of this on their website, but it's extremely long, so I don't know where exactly in the video this is.
Comments
...Yeah. Only in America. Texas weeps as well.
Uh oh.
/me ducks under desk.....
<a href='http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/05/01/laura.bush.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://edition.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/05/01...h.ap/index.html</a>
So THATS where the joke came from.
I think this is the first time I am ashamed to be a Texan.
j/k <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I wonder about the legitimacy of this think. I'll watch the video.
Yes, I do think Laura Bush would say this.
I got it from:
<a href='http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/41677' target='_blank'>Metafilter</a>, which got it from:
<a href='http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2005_05_01_digbysblog_archive.html#111496412944840221' target='_blank'>Hullabaloo</a>, which got it from:
<a href='http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/index.php#first-wife-swapper-laura-bush-steals-the-show-at-wh-correspondents-dinner-101728' target='_blank'>Wonkette</a>, who was apparently there.
The CSPAN video is here:
rtsp://video.c-span.org/15days/e043005_correspondents.rm?mode=compact (Realplayer)
It was also on the main webpage of AOL.
No, I'm not kidding.
Time to get over ourselves.
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"You sunk my Battleship!"
I'm sorry but seeing Bill Clinton face off some military dude in Battleship just made my day.
i mean..ppl are entitled to the rite to watch desperate housewives...
just a gwb roast..
"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thus, why George is awesome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
QFT
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Agreed.