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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cookiebooger+Apr 28 2005, 10:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cookiebooger @ Apr 28 2005, 10:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stop the damn haiku!
    You really suck at them man!
    you just suck balls heh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Takes one to know one.
    I am rubber, you are glue.
    <More schoolyard insults.>
  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
    Wow that's really low
    you must enjoy rhymes haha
    well here's another for you
    this isn't a haiku
    don't care
    so give me the glue
    and i'll stick you to the wall at the gym
    so everyone can see my art
    and the way i kicked ur butt
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Must we fight this war?
    Poems are rotten to the core.
    I'd rather watch porn.

    (Can anyone tell I'm running out of material yet?)
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    From my <a href='http://www.dhpersonal.com/portfolio.html#writings' target='_blank'>Writings</a> area on my website:

    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Times'><span style='color:orange'><b>Thanksgiving Eve</b></span></span></span>

    On a dark dreary night,
    Came a terrible fright,
    From a monstrous beast who knew
    He had me surrounded!
    My fears abounded:
    What was I going to do?

    I heard a snarl
    From my good dog Carl.
    Would he save me from the fray?
    Eyes shone in the dark,
    Then I heard a small bark,
    As the beast ate Carl away.

    Sweat dripped from my brow,
    What would I do now?
    The window's a good escape route!
    Jump three stories down?
    I am such a clown!
    I'll have to face off this clout!

    I turned on the light,
    To check out this fright,
    A turkey stood tall and defiant!
    I grabbed my Scout axe,
    At the turkey I hacked,
    I beheaded the freak of a giant!

    When I chopped off its head,
    I thought it was dead!
    But it rammed right into the wall!
    The big farmyard quirk,
    Went really beserk,
    Flipping heels over tail through the hall!

    Finally it died,
    Now I wanted to hide!
    Did I just kill my next meal?
    It's Thanksgiving Eve,
    I couldn't believe
    That this wasn't a dream - <b>it was real! </b>
  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
    edited April 2005
    thats a nice poem
    it's better than mine ya know
    my haiku is best
  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
    Taken from nsarmslab forums.

    once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
  • xGaralxGaral Join Date: 2005-01-28 Member: 38823Members
    I watch your eyes
    losing track of time
    a moment
    of perfection
    forever mine
  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
    What's with all of these haikus?
    Poetry is much more fun to endure
    reading a line
    one
    by
    one
    and understanding it
    one word
    a
    t
    a
    t
    i
    m
    e
    so stop these damn haikus
    before i intend to poop on you
    stink you up
    and throw you out the window
    and have people count your bones
    one
    by
    one
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    The trouble with
    (modern)
    Poems.
    Is that it takes
    (no skill)
    to write one.
    You can get away
    with using;
    S T U P I D

    L
    I
    NE SP
    A
    C
    I
    N
    G
    and calling it



    poetry.
    Despite
    <b>NOTMAKINGANYSENSEATALL!</b>

    They don't even have to
    ryhme!
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    paradox moment
    The next sentence is true k?
    Last one was false lol.
  • neko1neko1 Join Date: 2004-02-28 Member: 26950Members
    Tsunami Survivors Face Jam

    A slow moving puddle
    a wave of astonishment
    time dwindles down
    as our crunchy earth
    is assimilated into sweet sucklings
    molasses attacks our island of bread.

    We run towards the crust
    pervaded by hope we recognize the futility
    gnashed by a cutting savage
    only to return to a crude line
    forwarded by an extended wait
    the gooey mass spills along
    a velocity equal only to the growing of the winter grass

    -

    Growth Beyond The Roots

    The plant is a blossoming behemoth
    ostracizing the setting
    millipedes peddling along the lime surface
    a grounded kite unable to depart to euphoria.
    The grass prays to the ground
    wind surfing on blades
    grasshoppers stand still
    rollie-pollies crawl away
    the cold air an omen
    that the bugs should solicit cover

    -

    Did a lot of poems in creative writing but those were the only two that my teacher said would probably be published. I don't really like them too much.
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members
    "Jack"

    Your name is old,
    your skin is cold.
    Your fury is warm,
    but you’ll do no harm.
    You hold so still in the cool autumn night,
    while your message dances oh so bright.
    So familiar and well known,
    yet a unique face to call your own.
    Smugly you wear the hunter’s hue,
    till hooligans turn you into goo.


    "Sandman"

    Darkness creeps all around
    Night eyes
    Discreetly spy
    The nearby resting town

    And so he comes
    Into their homes
    Like the night before
    With all his lore

    He’ll watch no clock
    They’ll hear no knock
    He needs no key
    No light to see

    He makes no sound
    When into their eyes
    His magic dust flies
    Not a sprinkle touching the ground



    I wrote those years ago for an English class. Haven't looked at them since :/
  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    I'm absolutly no good at poems, but figured, "Hey, what the hell, I'll participate!"
    This was made...god...3 years ago? I was a sad, little, depressed man....so bear with me on it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Stop The Pain

    He grabbed his head in pain
    It throbbed uncontrollably
    He wondered about his life
    How it treated him so horribly

    He fell to his knees
    He couldn’t stay on foot
    He wanted to end the suffering
    He grabbed the knife of where it was put

    He rose to his feet
    Eager to use his knife
    And drain his body of the blood
    Slowly taking his away his life

    He walked down the stairs
    With the knife in hand
    His family staring in wonder
    The little sister stopped in the sand

    He walked to his favorite tree
    With the golden leaves beginning to shed
    With one swift motion to the chest
    He fell to the ground, and just bled

    The blood filled every crevice in his hand
    Slowly dripping to the ground
    His face met with the concrete
    And he lay, until there he was found
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Cyberpitz, your sig ...
    It is too big, prepare for
    MODERATIONESS!
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited April 2005
    WTH <=== supposed to be letter F so it rhymes
    god dam lag
    just my luck...
    ...telefragged.



    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CookieboogerCookiebooger Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33343Members
    You all suck since you let this thing die.
    Comprox will you make sure you post in this too?
    I mean you ruined my sig,
    and then you ran laughing
    laughing away
    with your ugly sig
    and then you shoot your self
    every night
    and with women who are twice as old as your mom
    so die you ugly sig ruiner
    i love you =]
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    And so it returns.
    Where are you, Doomaniac?
    Its time to throw down!
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    did you hit your head?
    DOOM just slinked off to his bed
    IRC tells all
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Damn that Doom to hell!
    Can't I get my haiku on?
    Stupid need for sleep...

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    I noticed something.
    Posting in haiku is fun!
    We should all do it.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Yes, Haiku is fun
    It makes me glow like a sun
    cooking a large bun
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Oh god my head hurts
    like hit with a frying pan.
    Don't sleep on the bus.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    They should make some sense.
    Otherwise you are rambling.
    Come on people, think.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    It made perfect sense.
    The window's vibration hurts.
    Don't lean on it long.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    I AM PAINTING
    AND TYPING
    ALL SHORTCUTS
    WELCOME.

    ___

    THURSDAY, RIDES THE TRAIN
    THE IRONY TRAIN TO NUBSVILLE
    ARR OHH EFF ELL NUB.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+May 2 2005, 02:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 2 2005, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> THURSDAY, RIDES THE TRAIN
    THE IRONY TRAIN TO NUBSVILLE
    ARR OHH EFF ELL NUB. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Too many syllables in second line.

    You're fired.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+May 2 2005, 02:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ May 2 2005, 02:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+May 2 2005, 02:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 2 2005, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> THURSDAY, RIDES THE TRAIN
    THE IRONY TRAIN TO NUBSVILLE
    ARR OHH EFF ELL NUB. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Too many syllables in second line.

    You're fired. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You can only be fired if you were hired in the first place.

    But I don't remember re-hiring you either Coleman. We both agreed that Norway is going to take your place.

    Someone lock him up,
    And lose the key for me,
    Outdated hater.


    :: EDIT ::
    Damnit, it was <b>you</b> who has been buying out all my stock. Trying to buy me out, huh? The stockholders won't stand for this.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    You fire me?

    I quit!

    And btw I made my own company now, it's called Colmanian Global.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+May 2 2005, 08:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ May 2 2005, 08:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+May 2 2005, 02:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 2 2005, 02:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> THURSDAY, RIDES THE TRAIN
    THE IRONY TRAIN TO NUBSVILLE
    ARR OHH EFF ELL NUB. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Too many syllables in second line.

    You're fired. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I am sorry, Goth.
    I was half asleep this morn'.
    THIS THREAD GO BUMP BUMP.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Coleman global sucks,
    It's a terrorist front
    Organization
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I'm back from the place
    where Morpheus guides our dreams
    (i.e. out of bed)

    I am ready now
    to respond to your challenge
    May the best DOOM win.
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