Dog The Bounty Hunter
<div class="IPBDescription">On Sky One</div> Has anybody been watching this? It's absolutely insane. If the 80's, COPS, Boba Fett and Christianity have never been reunited before in one man, they have now.
Dog the bounty hunter is a real life bounty hunter, he basicly goes around and catches bail jumpers. He's based in Hawaii, but he flies all over America to catch people.
Not only this, but his entire family helps him with this, it's him, his wife, his brother and his two sons (I think). Dog hates violence and he's always polite to people, BUT HAS NO SCRUPLES ABOUT SPRAYING YOU WITH A WHOLE CAN OF MACE, and not even the small cans of this, he has big **** cans full of really sticky mace. Only if there's no children present, though!
<a href='http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/</a>
His wife is hilarious though. One time they bust this bail jumper charged with possession, and also his wife for some other random offences. This dude is genuinely concerned, they're taking his wife WHO'S HOLDING their daughter, he's all like "HEY WAIT! WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY BABY!". So Dogs wife comes in, starts jabbing him in the ribs and shouts "WE TAKIN' YOUR DAUGHTER TO SOCIAL, DRUGGIE!". It's so hilarious.
Dog even cries every episode about something.
Dog the bounty hunter is a real life bounty hunter, he basicly goes around and catches bail jumpers. He's based in Hawaii, but he flies all over America to catch people.
Not only this, but his entire family helps him with this, it's him, his wife, his brother and his two sons (I think). Dog hates violence and he's always polite to people, BUT HAS NO SCRUPLES ABOUT SPRAYING YOU WITH A WHOLE CAN OF MACE, and not even the small cans of this, he has big **** cans full of really sticky mace. Only if there's no children present, though!
<a href='http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/</a>
His wife is hilarious though. One time they bust this bail jumper charged with possession, and also his wife for some other random offences. This dude is genuinely concerned, they're taking his wife WHO'S HOLDING their daughter, he's all like "HEY WAIT! WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY BABY!". So Dogs wife comes in, starts jabbing him in the ribs and shouts "WE TAKIN' YOUR DAUGHTER TO SOCIAL, DRUGGIE!". It's so hilarious.
Dog even cries every episode about something.
Comments
It's around 10 or 11, but if you just watch sky one there's always a bunch of adverts for it.
The lines seem so cheesy and cliched they HAVE to be scripted...
"If my mom did something wrong I'd put her in jail"
"You think you're a badguy? I'M a badguy!!!"
or something equally corny like that XD
I couldn't have summed it up better myself! Gotta love the mullet and aviator glasses look. Real tralor trash chique.
<img src='http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2004/Aug/31/islandlife2_b.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> This man loves what he does for a living
<img src='http://www.purpleharley.com/Paul-teutul.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />It beats listening to Paul Tuetul trying to articulate words. You know what I mean? It's just.. it's just... y'know? unbelievable how this guy talks. Y'know? He.. he just.. just doesn't seem to get the words out, yknow, like a normal person would. You know what I mean?
Also dog isn't nice WHILE he's arresting, a he took the **** out of one guy for like 5 minutes while grappling him to the ground:
"AAAH! GOTCHA!"
"woah!"
"hey what's your name, runner??"
"robert"
"robert runner! baldy runner! you better give up smoking so you can run faster, baldy!"
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