Dog The Bounty Hunter

SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
<div class="IPBDescription">On Sky One</div> Has anybody been watching this? It's absolutely insane. If the 80's, COPS, Boba Fett and Christianity have never been reunited before in one man, they have now.
Dog the bounty hunter is a real life bounty hunter, he basicly goes around and catches bail jumpers. He's based in Hawaii, but he flies all over America to catch people.
Not only this, but his entire family helps him with this, it's him, his wife, his brother and his two sons (I think). Dog hates violence and he's always polite to people, BUT HAS NO SCRUPLES ABOUT SPRAYING YOU WITH A WHOLE CAN OF MACE, and not even the small cans of this, he has big **** cans full of really sticky mace. Only if there's no children present, though!

<a href='http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/</a>

His wife is hilarious though. One time they bust this bail jumper charged with possession, and also his wife for some other random offences. This dude is genuinely concerned, they're taking his wife WHO'S HOLDING their daughter, he's all like "HEY WAIT! WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY BABY!". So Dogs wife comes in, starts jabbing him in the ribs and shouts "WE TAKIN' YOUR DAUGHTER TO SOCIAL, DRUGGIE!". It's so hilarious.
Dog even cries every episode about something.

Comments

  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    don't care looks rather poop.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    What time is it on?
  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    DOG SAYS WRESTLING IS WRONG
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-twoflow+Mar 25 2005, 06:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (twoflow @ Mar 25 2005, 06:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What time is it on? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's around 10 or 11, but if you just watch sky one there's always a bunch of adverts for it.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Quite frankly the adverts make it look more fake than wrestling :p
    The lines seem so cheesy and cliched they HAVE to be scripted...

    "If my mom did something wrong I'd put her in jail"
    "You think you're a badguy? I'M a badguy!!!"

    or something equally corny like that XD
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    the line "GREATEST BOUNTAY HOUTAR EFFAR!!" is like, used 1000 million times on the site. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    I hope Lucasarts marketing is watching... I want a Boba Fett bounty hunter spin off series damnit!
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Mar 25 2005, 10:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Mar 25 2005, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If the 80's, COPS, Boba Fett and Christianity have never been reunited before in one man, they have now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I couldn't have summed it up better myself! Gotta love the mullet and aviator glasses look. Real tralor trash chique.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Yeah, i watch it on bravo (here in the states) every once in a while. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    Yea, my dad and I watch this whenever I'm over hangin out with him. He loves it. I think hes gonna do that when he retires.
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    i think dog is pretty cool.
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Yeah, I watch it from time to time. I get a kick out of it.
  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    edited March 2005
    Hey brah.. I watch this show every once and awhile

    <img src='http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2004/Aug/31/islandlife2_b.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> This man loves what he does for a living

    <img src='http://www.purpleharley.com/Paul-teutul.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />It beats listening to Paul Tuetul trying to articulate words. You know what I mean? It's just.. it's just... y'know? unbelievable how this guy talks. Y'know? He.. he just.. just doesn't seem to get the words out, yknow, like a normal person would. You know what I mean?
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    That and Paul Sr. is obnoxious and annoying, while Dog is nice even to those he arrests.
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    MrRadicalEd wins the prize.
    Also dog isn't nice WHILE he's arresting, a he took the **** out of one guy for like 5 minutes while grappling him to the ground:

    "AAAH! GOTCHA!"

    "woah!"

    "hey what's your name, runner??"

    "robert"

    "robert runner! baldy runner! you better give up smoking so you can run faster, baldy!"

    Hilarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I catch it from time to time...good stuff. Trailer trash look to him? Maybe. But damned if being a bounty hunter isn't one of the coolest jobs around.
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