The 1st Step Towards Being A Cyborg Gamer

EverwatchfulEverwatchful Join Date: 2003-11-17 Member: 23084Members
<div class="IPBDescription">introducing periborg........(speechless)</div> introduce PeriBorg, the ultimate human body enhancement

<a href='http://www.periborg.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.periborg.com/</a>

direction

1.click on the menu, 2nd rectangle with 2 chinese words
2.click the center PeriBorg when it comes up
3.in the center big rectangel, click on the scrolling arrows to see what a great invention this is

i think i'll get one..imagine what you could do with that...

btw, for those who doesnt get it, its a rapid botton pressing machine

Comments

  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    It's like steroids......except a robot.
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    KOOOLL!!

    [/thinks of other tasks u can do with rapid action! eheheheheehheheeh]
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    It's like the time before turbo buttons all over again!
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    So uh..


    What is it?
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    I don't care what it is.

    I want one.....
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    It's a button mashing machine. Because they don't seem to have those crappy controllers with a turbo button in Japan.
  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    its a lawsuit in the making


    instead of a turbo controller where you hold down the button, it apparently makes your finger move uber fast? Looks like electro-stimulated? Even if its mechanical, the stress on your joints just from the movement is money in the bank for some sue happy chap.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> KOOOLL!!

    [/thinks of other tasks u can do with rapid action! eheheheheehheheeh] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone help me roll spetsnaz's drunken form back into the gutter it crawled out of. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Mar 15 2005, 12:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Mar 15 2005, 12:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> KOOOLL!!

    [/thinks of other tasks u can do with rapid action! eheheheheehheheeh] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone help me roll spetsnaz's drunken form back into the gutter it crawled out of. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wheres my bottle of JD gone? i love you! sining in the rain!

    wooohooooo o oo errr....... bleeeeeegh!
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Meh.... when they can cut off my arm at the shoulder and give me a robotic arm, i'll be impressed.

    A robotic arm.... WITH CRUSHING POWER! "RARRRRGHHH!" I WOULD SHOUT AS I CRUSHED THEM WITH MY MIGHTY METAL LIMB!
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Everwatchful+Mar 14 2005, 05:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Everwatchful @ Mar 14 2005, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1.click on the menu, 2nd rectangle with 2 chinese words
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Two things.

    First of all, that's Kanji, not Chinese. (Japanese)

    Second of all, this has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen, lol.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I like the last frame. It looks like he's sobbing to himself while saying "I'm such a failure."
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Mar 14 2005, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Mar 14 2005, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I like the last frame. It looks like he's sobbing to himself while saying "I'm such a failure." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That image plus your caption has now been burned into my mind.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Psyke+Mar 15 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Psyke @ Mar 15 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Two things.

    First of all, that's Kanji, not Chinese. (Japanese)

    Second of all, this has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen, lol. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    One thing. Kanji is Chinese (It originated in China and was adopted in Japan and expanded upon.)

    Though there is katakana on the page too.
    ...

    The question remains...

    ......WHY?!?!??!

    What is the point of that...that...thing? We have turbo buttons, we don't need spasm inducing robotics to smack the button.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    You're not a real gamer if you need that, seriously, I don't know of a game where it's impossible to mash at the speed required. I've got my Nintendo Thumbs baby, no imposters here.
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Ugh...Mischief Makers flashbacks...The horror of the 300m Dash...
  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    Dude. Who cares about game controllers...I wanna use that when playing my tuba. Holy shiz, I could play music even faster than what I can now.

    If someone bought that for me, I would give them a res slot for 6 months. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I wanna try that.
  • BacdeBacde Join Date: 2004-10-17 Member: 32326Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheDestroyer+Mar 14 2005, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheDestroyer @ Mar 14 2005, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dude. Who cares about game controllers...I wanna use that when playing my tuba. Holy shiz, I could play music even faster than what I can now.

    If someone bought that for me, I would give them a res slot for 6 months. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I wanna try that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You play tuba also! We need to meet up sometime. We can use these robots and make a crazy polka without the accordion.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Everwatchful+Mar 14 2005, 05:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Everwatchful @ Mar 14 2005, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> introduce PeriBorg, the ultimate human body enhancement

    <a href='http://www.periborg.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.periborg.com/</a>

    direction

    1.click on the menu, 2nd rectangle with 2 chinese words
    2.click the center PeriBorg when it comes up
    3.in the center big rectangel, click on the scrolling arrows to see what a great invention this is

    i think i'll get one..imagine what you could do with that...

    btw, for those who doesnt get it, its a rapid botton pressing machine <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The last picture is what this companies lawyer will look like when someone sues.
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Mar 14 2005, 07:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Mar 14 2005, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Mar 14 2005, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> KOOOLL!!

    [/thinks of other tasks u can do with rapid action! eheheheheehheheeh] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone help me roll spetsnaz's drunken form back into the gutter it crawled out of. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We need first to get him of from that eh?
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Omegaman!+Mar 14 2005, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ Mar 14 2005, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ugh...Mischief Makers flashbacks...The horror of the 300m Dash... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've still got the offical Playstation pads that took a hammering during a 4 player bashathon at Track and Field, using keyrings instead of fingers. All of them have got 4mm deep grooves in the X and O buttons. This was when pads were 20 quid each. Mum threw such a fit when she aw the pads that she'd bought for me and Tom a week earlier.

    Needless to say she was not happy, and preceeded to snap the disc into bits.

    From that day, until now and forever, she refuses to buy us pads for our plethora of consoles (between us we own one, or two, of just about every console produced in the UK since the NES <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->).

    Got no idea why. Maybe she thinks we've got a copy of TnF hidden away somewhere, along with the guilty keyrings...

    The ironic thing is, we probably have...
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lt Patch+Mar 15 2005, 08:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lt Patch @ Mar 15 2005, 08:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Omegaman!+Mar 14 2005, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ Mar 14 2005, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ugh...Mischief Makers flashbacks...The horror of the 300m Dash... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've still got the offical Playstation pads that took a hammering during a 4 player bashathon at Track and Field, using keyrings instead of fingers. All of them have got 4mm deep grooves in the X and O buttons. This was when pads were 20 quid each. Mum threw such a fit when she aw the pads that she'd bought for me and Tom a week earlier.

    Needless to say she was not happy, and preceeded to snap the disc into bits.

    From that day, until now and forever, she refuses to buy us pads for our plethora of consoles (between us we own one, or two, of just about every console produced in the UK since the NES <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->).

    Got no idea why. Maybe she thinks we've got a copy of TnF hidden away somewhere, along with the guilty keyrings...

    The ironic thing is, we probably have... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now this rocks. Grooves......
  • aonomusaonomus Dedicated NS Mastermind (no need for school) Join Date: 2003-11-26 Member: 23605Members, Constellation
    Basically it sends a signal to your finger to move and press down the button alot faster then that brain of yours could ever do.... basically button masher heaven... or seizurific.
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    So basicly, its better than a pistol script <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-aonomus+Mar 15 2005, 03:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (aonomus @ Mar 15 2005, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Basically it sends a signal to your finger to move and press down the button alot faster then that brain of yours could ever do.... basically button masher heaven... or seizurific. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's somehow made me think it would be funny to attach it to someone's face.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I beat 6.06 meters in the pole vault in track and field 2 on the NES with my index finger.
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    Pah, I scoff at your attempts to impress.

    Try beating 5.1 seconds on a 110m hurdle on TnF on PSOne. That you won't be able to do without the use of the dread keyring!
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