I Gotta. I Don't Want To. But I Gotta.

cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">The Telemarketeers get their what-worth</div> Alright, it seems that a telemarketer is calling our house almost every 15 minutes.... So I decided that I shall call them back after hanging up... and having some 'sport' with them. Two Words: Phone Spam.


So, you guys, get to help me! Give me some spam topics to bring up in a conversation with them! It's time for vengance.
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Start talking about Eye Herpes.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-01-14&res=h' target='_blank'>Penny Arcade: Door to Door Spammer</a>

    Try that.
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Don't call them. Let them call you. Then use <a href='http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html' target='_blank'>the Counter-Script</a>.

    It's like a game, you try to see how far you can get. The furthest I've gotten is to when I was about to ask "Do you think having good teeth is important for your job?" before I *knew* I was going to burst out laughing, and I had to hang up.
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Mar 2 2005, 08:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Mar 2 2005, 08:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Alright, it seems that a telemarketer is calling our house almost every 15 minutes.... So I decided that I shall call them back after hanging up... and having some 'sport' with them. Two Words: Phone Spam.


    So, you guys, get to help me! Give me some spam topics to bring up in a conversation with them! It's time for vengance. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where do you live? If you live in the US just sighn up for the "Do not call list"

    We did and now we hardly have any telemarketers call. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Oh man, thanks Marik, this is oing to be great.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Record the conversation! We want to hear it!
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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Whoa, that script looks awesome! I seriously want to hear someone do this (I'd do it myself, but I'd probably laugh too much <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    I know the secret to never having to deal with telemarketers: Don't own a phone. If you must own a phone, be sure to own an air horn.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Mar 2 2005, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Mar 2 2005, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know the secret to never having to deal with telemarketers: Don't own a phone. If you must own a phone, be sure to own an air horn. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or you could try the Calvin solution: pop a ballon and pretend you've been shot. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited March 2005
    LOLOLOL.

    I hate doing leet talky like that, but I had to...
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I forgot: if you can, put them on hold and walk away. Check back every 5 minutes - I've never had someone last longer than 5 minutes. XD
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  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    phonesecks
    heavy breathing

    are you a good singer?
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  • flintlockflintlock Join Date: 2004-06-15 Member: 29320Members
    i happen to have a phone that when sat correctly on its cradle feeds back (the highpitch whine u get when ur at a rock show with a bad sound guy) so anytime a salesmen calls i just hit em with the ol' eyesplitting whine. works everytime.
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-0blique+Mar 2 2005, 06:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (0blique @ Mar 2 2005, 06:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Whoa, that script looks awesome! I seriously want to hear someone do this (I'd do it myself, but I'd probably laugh too much <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    id try it, but i have never got a tele marketeer call on my current phone (cell phones rock cuza that)
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  • ByekaByeka Name changed from Freak83 Toronto Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14484Members, Constellation
    I so can't wait for a telemarketer to call.
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    -Telemarketer calls

    *you:Hello?
    ^them:Hello sir I'm selling such and so.
    * ... (do not speak)
    ^ ...
    * ... (hold it)
    ^ ... sir are y- (cut them off)
    * what are you wearing?
    ^ what?

    Best conversation I had. Just before dad signed us up for that whole do not call list. Such BS, that was the best form of entertainment ever. It was free prank calling. I remember a site where a guy recorded a bunch of his prank phone calls and they were so hilarious.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Yeah I remember that counterscript. I printed it out and sat it by my phone. Pretty useful stuff.

    I had a friend who used to take audio clips of random stuff and play it back. Like completely unrelated stuff like the Flinstones theme or Kefka's freakish laugh from Final Fantasy. It was great.
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited March 2005
    Answer with a arnold sound board with your computer for hours of fun XD

    >How are you

    >Fine

    >First, I would just like to get to know you

    >What?

    >JOHN KIMBLE

    and just confuse the hell out of them from there <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I havn't had a telimarketer call me since I put my name on the Colorado no-call list, making it illegal for tellemarketers to call me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    unlisted phone number > telemarketers
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I got on the no call list but people continue to call me, butcher my name, and try to sell me stuff.

    <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>FFS IT'S NOT SALCHUS!</span>
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Telemarketer: Does you own a mobile phone?
    Me: No, I use a banana
    Telemarketer: Ok......does anybody else in your household own a mobile phone?
    Me: No, they all use banana's too

    *hangs up*

    I wish we got more telemarketers <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    This thread should be stickied and then moved to its own forum. I'd call it:

    The Off-Topic Hall of Fame

    Make it only accessible to Constie members and hey presto Flayra has so much money he can even make a film of NS2, which of course will crash at the box office, but regardless he'll still have cash left over to release a Special Edition DVD with such extras as:

    - The Making of NS2: The Motion Picture
    - A documentary of the Post Production of NS2: The Motion Picture, explaining its bad performance at the box office
    - An easter egg with pictures of Charlie, possibly posing in a thong and even more possibly riding a lifesize Onos model (this is to appease the fruitier members of the NS Community)
    - and naturally, this thread, which made it all possible!
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    "Can you hold on a second?"

    ...


    Check back periodically, to see when they've hung up.
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  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sonic+Mar 3 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sonic @ Mar 3 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Telemarketer: Does you own a mobile phone?
    Me: No, I use a banana
    Telemarketer: Ok......does anybody else in your household own a mobile phone?
    Me: No, they all use banana's too

    *hangs up*

    I wish we got more telemarketers <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sonic+Mar 3 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sonic @ Mar 3 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I wish we got more telemarketers <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You can have mine, if you want.
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Sigh, we just had two telemarketers call today, but they were both robots, WTH, if you want to sell something at least let us speak wiht another human!
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  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Mar 3 2005, 05:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Mar 3 2005, 05:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> >JOHN KIMBLE <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God that would be awesome....hahaha.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-UnCritical+Mar 3 2005, 06:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnCritical @ Mar 3 2005, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Mar 3 2005, 05:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Mar 3 2005, 05:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> >JOHN KIMBLE <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God that would be awesome....hahaha. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://media.ebaumsworld.com/arnold1.mp3' target='_blank'>John Kimble prank call</a> (warning, here thar be swears!)

    There are more <a href='http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml' target='_blank'>here</a> as well.

    You can also use the soundboard provided to construct your own prank call!
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  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    download a wardialer, and fight back!
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