So I Just Threw Up
moultano Creator of ns_shiva.Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Posts: 4,219 Advanced user
and this is wierd as hell.So many of you will probably put this firmly in the TMI category, but this is so weird that it really needs to be put on the internet.
So, I've been feeling like **** for the last couple of days. I've had a really weird combination of feeling like I'm full, and feeling like I'm starving. The overall effect is that it felt like nothing was getting from my stomach to the rest of my digestive system. This was pretty painful and nauseating, and I've had a difficult time getting any of my work done. So tonight, things finally came to fruition. (As an aside, I have to code tonight for distributed systems class, and my away message currently reads "I just cleaned out my trash can in case I have to puke while I'm coding." Pretty hardcore if you ask me.) So after a few hours trying to write the pieces of a Java RMI scheme while bemoaning my gut, a few hours holding my gut and not keeping up the pretense of coding, and a few hours kneeling with a toilet and a garbage can as my only companions, I finally managed to throw up. This is where it gets wierd.
In amongst my half digested food, I found the remains of a whole piece of paper.
Yknow what happens when a sheet of 8 1/2 x 11 is sitting out in the rain for a really long time? Looked about like that. Soggy white printer paper.
So I'm thinking, "How the **** did I swallow a piece of paper?" I mean seriously, this kind of **** doesn't just happen. I don't walk around thinking, "Man I could really go for a whole piece of paper right now." Then I remember, a week ago I had a dream in which I was standing in a walmart and eating a binder. I had a turquoise plastic binder in my hands, and I was tearing it up into little bits and eating it. I don't know if there is any connection, or if what I saw amongst my puke was even a piece of paper, but this **** is weird. I moved it around a bit with my finger, and it behaved exactly like a soggy piece of paper.
If I had to guess, I'd say it was blocking the valve from my stomach to the rest of me, and **** was just piling up on top of it.
Does this happen to people?