I Have Super Mice!
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<div class="IPBDescription">And they refuse to die!</div> Well, I think the mice that have infected my house are smarter than me or somthing, because they keep managing to get the cheese off the traps without setting them off, and every time I try to pick up the trap, it goes off.
I need them dead, or our of my house... My mom don't beleive in poisen, and she's allergic to cats.
This is where you come in!
Help me build a super mouse trap!
Give me ideas and instructions to build a super mouse trap that I can make with things around the house.!
I need them dead, or our of my house... My mom don't beleive in poisen, and she's allergic to cats.
This is where you come in!
Help me build a super mouse trap!
Give me ideas and instructions to build a super mouse trap that I can make with things around the house.!
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Step 2)hold hammer above your head
Step 3)stay very still
Step 4)dead mouses
But seriously, I would recomend that you say to heck with your mother and give those suckers a dose of arsenic or plutonium in their next cheese batch.
Step 2)hold hammer above your head
Step 3)stay very still
Step 4)dead mouses
But seriously, I would recomend that you say to heck with your mother and give those suckers a dose of arsenic or plutonium in their next cheese batch. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
A WINAR IS YOU
The little snap-traps are worthless.
Alternately, get some of those pop rocks, fizzing candies, or if they're particularly stupid, alka-seltzer. It'll be nasty when you find them, with foam out of both ends... but they'll be dead.
The little snap-traps are worthless.
Alternately, get some of those pop rocks, fizzing candies, or if they're particularly stupid, alka-seltzer. It'll be nasty when you find them, with foam out of both ends... but they'll be dead. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
so it's more humane to have a rat starve to death rather than kill it with poison?
That, or adopt the mice as your pets. Then you get lower blood pressure and instead of pesky nuisances you have pets that feed themselves and don't bother you much.
you could also get some pet rats and train them to come when called... rats kill mice.. i guess just out of hatred or something, but they twist the mice and break their puny bodies..
rats are so badass
The little snap-traps are worthless.
Alternately, get some of those pop rocks, fizzing candies, or if they're particularly stupid, alka-seltzer. It'll be nasty when you find them, with foam out of both ends... but they'll be dead. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
so it's more humane to have a rat starve to death rather than kill it with poison? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No, you're supposed to free them into the wild.
My cure- turn on your oven or toaster, and put lots of cheese inside it and then close the door and turn it on and watch them fry...... mmmmm
You Sir Are A Horible Person
I saloute you!
yah, I personaly hate glue traps, and any of the ones that kill em (ok, so I am a friken animal lover <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
the humane ones work great <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
ROFL
The better mouse trap:
<img src='http://www.geocities.com/peru_defensa_nacional/images/rpg7_images/rpg7diag.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
If, however, you wish the wall in the general vicinity of these formentioned "Mice" to surivive, I suggest this:
<img src='http://www.backcountryjournal.com/ruger1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Perfect Varmint/Plinking rifle. Costs about 100 dollars, and .22 is cheap. Won't punch through your wall and hit your neighbor, either.
I have one <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/funbags/Guns/ruger.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
edit:
It's a ruger 10/22, btw.
ah, misread the post.
That, or adopt the mice as your pets. Then you get lower blood pressure and instead of pesky nuisances you have pets that feed themselves and don't bother you much. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Best idea yet.
Other than that just get the humane traps then release them at someones house that you don't like.
Less cruel to the mice and you won't be cleaning up dead meeces every morning.
I really just catch them myself, whenever the wedges of poison don't work. One was hanging out behind the TV in the kitchen once, so I just grabbed a bucket and a piece of cardboard and scooped him up.
Named him Wilbur and put him in a box; he had very yellow teeth. Apparently rats don't get good dental...Back to the point, apparently Wilbur was in supreme shock from being scooped up and hovered over by something 1000x bigger than he is, so he...had a heart attack or stroke or something.
Anyway, Wilbur died about an hour after I caught him. Of as natural causes as I can find: "being scared to death by giant bipedal creatures".
<img src='http://www.nordpost.se/Shop/artbilder/Stor/s7823.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
The mechanism works in such way that the mouse can't reach in without getting an X amount of bones shattered and then die...
--Scythe--
(oh wait did someone use this one already? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
You're right. I guess the humans should start packing <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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