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  • BlueNovemberBlueNovember hax Join Date: 2003-02-28 Member: 14137Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    TAK, seen them before in a similar thread, but they, and you, sill rule. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Diabolo_FX, ty

    Edit: That's Diablo, with one o. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Force of habit.
    (<a href='http://www.diabolotricks.com' target='_blank'>http://www.diabolotricks.com</a> ftw! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+ To Gem in a recent OT thread--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ To Gem in a recent OT thread)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...This isn't half life 2 related. This is clearly the "Half Life 2" Forum.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • xtcmenxtcmen Join Date: 2004-04-20 Member: 28040Members, Squad Five Blue
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(someone): Flayra GO COMM!
    Flayra: Trust me. You do not want to see me comm.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • EmanonEmanon Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16254Members, Constellation
    Not NS related but I love it too much. My boss told me this one.


    <b>"It is easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission."</b>
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    edited November 2004
    <span style='color:white'>You are not a mod. Repeat, you are <i>not</i> a mod.</span>
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=85462' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...showtopic=85462</a>
    Second post down. Sarcasm FTW!
  • EmanonEmanon Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16254Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Snip.</span>
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited November 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Snip.</span>
  • Swift_IdiotSwift_Idiot Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11883Members
    edited November 2004
  • EmanonEmanon Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16254Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Snip.</span>
  • pip1pip1 Join Date: 2004-09-06 Member: 31430Members
    Legat's sig:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (Legat @ Nov 17 2004, 04:59 AM)
    well.... postcout ++
    Postcount slapped down by -33 for spam.
    <i>---I regret nothing!---</i>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • AminalAminal Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10610Members, Constellation
    I can't believe no one remembers smart_bombs suggestion for the "Skorpian that hovers without flarping"
  • Diablo_fxDiablo_fx Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13793Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aminal+Nov 17 2004, 05:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aminal @ Nov 17 2004, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I can't believe no one remembers smart_bombs suggestion for the "Skorpian that hovers without flarping" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it's not funny anymore tbh.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Diablo_fx+Nov 17 2004, 09:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Diablo_fx @ Nov 17 2004, 09:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Aminal+Nov 17 2004, 05:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aminal @ Nov 17 2004, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I can't believe no one remembers smart_bombs suggestion for the "Skorpian that hovers without flarping" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because it's not funny anymore tbh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^^

    not to mention the origional was moved to sekret mod haven or deleted when zunni carpet bombed i & s
  • SlayerPLSlayerPL Join Date: 2004-07-01 Member: 29660Members
    drag_mech i have that spmmed guys quote since he posted that <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> you stole it from me
    bastard:D
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <span style='color:white'>***Moved.***</span>
  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    I can't find it by searching (might have been from the old forums), and the hdd it's saved on is on the other side of the country.

    Don't remember it very well, but it went something like this:

    Dreams are to prepare us for future dangers. We only dream what we know will happen. Like [insert examples I forgot here], and being attacked by invisible monsters in corridors.

    If anyone knows the exact quote or who said it, please tell. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Nov 13 2004, 09:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 13 2004, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ots+Nov 13 2004, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ots @ Nov 13 2004, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Forlorn+Nov 13 2004, 11:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forlorn @ Nov 13 2004, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Nov 13 2004, 10:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 13 2004, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82954' target='_blank'>Best. Post. Evar.</a> XD <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lmao <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lawl <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    How can anyone forget the Photoshoped Chick Tracts thread?

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=72348&hl=chick+tracts' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...hl=chick+tracts</a>
  • 2Dd2Dd Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21246Members
    edited November 2004
    my gorge text in the artwork forums:



    :edit: ah, here it is :edit:


    Posted: Aug 9 2004, 08:07 PM
    Report Post Edit PostQuote Post




    pudgy.gif :I see illuminated aliens, they walk like any other skulk but they dont know it.
    marine.gif :I think you have your flashlight key on.
  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    I thought someone would have posted this Monse classic...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Gem (<3) on HL2:

    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Nov 17 2004, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Nov 17 2004, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've got to the part with the steam login.  The password's proving a hard boss, especially since in order to kill it I had to submit a request on the steam support system which hasn't got a reply for 48 hours now.
    I thought I'd use the secret answer weapon but I can't find any ammo for it...

    On the bright side I'm impressed with the graphics... it's so convincing!  It looks just like my desktop with a steam account login taunting me ontop =o <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UnCritical+Nov 17 2004, 08:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnCritical @ Nov 17 2004, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought someone would have posted this Monse classic...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The ad is entirely inaccurate, as a real woman would have been asking why the dishes were not done and the trash taken out. In which case, I think the log needs be on fire, and have ninjas riding on it, and the ninjas be on fire also.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    'Twas my sig for quite some time.

    I miss MonsE. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-"CWAG"+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("CWAG")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->im googling up dinorsaur porn right now<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    edit:


    FREE THE CWAG 2004
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    This whole thread was my attempt to be the next Smart_Bomb.

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=51558&st=0&#entry728558' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...=0&#entry728558</a>

    :EDIT: <3 Forlorn
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Nov 17 2004, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Nov 17 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This whole thread was my attempt to be the next Smart_Bomb.

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=51558&st=0&#entry728558' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...=0&#entry728558</a>

    :EDIT: <3 Forlorn <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nem0 in that thread:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Fluffy, let go the happy gas.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Note, my name at the time was Fluffybunny
  • KitkiKitki Join Date: 2004-04-04 Member: 27722Members
    Good job Caboose.. XD
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Forum quotes, nubs. If everyone posts their archive of bash.org quotes this thread will inflate to a mutant, three times its size. "Rargh!" it will roar as it stomps through the forums devouring other threads.

    *cough*

    Anyway:

    <!--QuoteBegin-Young Trotsky+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Young Trotsky)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I think you pretty much covered all the stupid replies, good job<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kids, say no to Melon Burst® air freshners!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    and, of course

    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Nov 4 2004, 12:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Nov 4 2004, 12:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG!! TEH GORGE IS TOO PLUSH!!1 NERF TEH COTTON! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Nov 17 2004, 10:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Nov 17 2004, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and, of course

    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Nov 4 2004, 12:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Nov 4 2004, 12:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG!! TEH GORGE IS TOO PLUSH!!1 NERF TEH COTTON! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best quote evar. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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