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Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
<div class="IPBDescription">a mad-libs thread</div> <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as **, the * change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that *** as well as the ** are two buffs that affect *** the most. I'd say if you *** to *** and *** (since it's most useful ***) and the **, you'll have fixed *** and ****** marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The above quote was taken from a PT feedback post, and obviously has some changes. Fill in the blanks (one word per asterisk if you want it to be the most similar to the original you'll never see).

Let's see how much we can enjoy this before it turns into such a spam/innuendo thread we'll have to lock it.
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  • ElderwyrmElderwyrm Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15296Members
    What kind of sick, twisted mind game is this?
  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as mooseman, the new AWP change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that spaceorx as well as the hamrines are two buffs that affect rest-stops the most. I'd say if you bling to blang and explode (since it's most useful to-have-large-intestines-explode) and the liver, you'll have fixed indigestion and constipation marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as mooseman, the new AWP change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that spaceorx as well as the hamrines are two buffs that affect rest-stops the most. I'd say if you bling to blang and explode (since it's most useful to-have-large-intestines-explode) and the liver, you'll have fixed indigestion and constipation marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ownage
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-coil+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coil @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as pornography, the pornography change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that pornography as well as the pornography are two buffs that affect pornography the most. I'd say if you pornography to pornography and pornography (since it's most useful pornography) and the pornography, you'll have fixed pornography and pornography marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I solved your little puzzle!
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThE HeRo+Oct 11 2004, 07:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Oct 11 2004, 07:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as mooseman, the new AWP change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that spaceorx as well as the hamrines are two buffs that affect rest-stops the most. I'd say if you bling to blang and explode (since it's most useful to-have-large-intestines-explode) and the liver, you'll have fixed indigestion and constipation marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ownage <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    to the max
  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as the arabian man****s , the anti-homo change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that flayra has lovechild as well as the chippendales duo are two buffs that affect my pants shrinking the most. I'd say if you remove the pants to stimulate liquid explosions and wear a sombrero (since it's most useful in communist russia) and the inflatable toilet, you'll have fixed lack of interest and big horny toad population thats bothering marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    and done.
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    I think this thread isn't going in its intended direction.


    WE ARN'T TOOLS. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • WarningForeverWarningForever Join Date: 2004-05-06 Member: 28503Members
    <i> But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as giant, hyperintelligent chimps, the scorpion change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that scorpions as well as the hovering w/o flapping are two buffs that affect aliens the most. I'd say if you start to hover and not flap (since it's most useful omg nubcaeks) and the flapping, you'll have fixed scorpiens! and flying marines.</i>

    Fixed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BuggyBuggy Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22400Members, Constellation
    /me puts money this is about sensory.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 11 2004, 11:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 11 2004, 11:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as shirtgun shells, the lork change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that the lork clorf as well as the hovering scorpion are two buffs that affect this forum's intelligence the most. I'd say if you SKULKS f4 F4! to escape inevitable doom and donce three times (since it's most useful to clog donce) and the lork dies, you'll have fixed the hitbox bug and the edible marshmallow puffly fluffly marines <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    doom wins with the simplicity of it all!
  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wither+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wither @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as <b>server hackers</b>, the <b>readyroom</b> change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that <b>the readyroom's gone</b> as well as the <b>join menu</b> are two buffs that affect <b>people who observe</b> the most. I'd say if you <b>can't return balance</b> to <b>version 1.04 levels</b> and <b>remove the onos</b> (since it's most useful <b>to the aliens</b>) and the <b>grenade launcher</b>, you'll have fixed <b>approximately nothing here</b> and <b>given a tremendous boost to the</b> marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wither's ideas suck, btw. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as the British, the Tea change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that Delicious Green Tea as well as the Black Tea are two buffs that affect Strange British Comedy the most. I'd say if you Showed more Red Dwarf to Pale American Teenagers and Really Old People (since it's most useful British Comedy Show) and the French Died, you'll have fixed Stupid Reality Shows and Television which glorifys the army and marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Best. WINNAR.

    Intrestingly enough, however, I can't for the life of me figure out which post this was ripped from. :x
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    My balogne has a first name, it's * * * * *.

    My balogne has a second name, it's * * * * *.
  • WitherWither A Bugged Life Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11513Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Leaking my posts :<
  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Oops. Don't leak info, Greedo ...
  • MendaspMendasp I touch maps in inappropriate places Valencia, Spain Join Date: 2002-07-05 Member: 884Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Gold, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Retired Community Developer
    This thread is evil. Noone should ever know that we replaced the marines with hot nakked gurlZzZzz
  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Infinitum+Oct 11 2004, 10:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ Oct 11 2004, 10:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My balogne has a first name, it's * * * * *.

    My balogne has a second name, it's * * * * *. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    H O M E R
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...innuendo... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In-<b>your</b>-end-o.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as Forlorn's bothan spies, the anti-onos cannon change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that you can kill all the aliens in one shot as well as the secondary tactical nuke function are two buffs that affect Aliens the most. I'd say if you gave Onos  9000000 hp to combat this and made all the hive three weapons worth using (since it's most useful when weapons actually do damage) and the gorge turned back into a builder class and not some kind of Hardened BATTLE GORGE, you'll have fixed nothing usefull and created a super awesome CS Sci-fi game with marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-John Romero+ PT Extraordinaire!--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (John Romero @ PT Extraordinaire!)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as <b>King Ghidorah</b>, the <b>insignificant</b> change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that <b>laser eyes</b> as well as the <b>battle squid</b> are two buffs that affect <b>the FBI</b> the most. I'd say if you <b>extrapolate the marmots</b> to <b>excel at mathematics</b> and <b>physics</b> (since it's most useful <b>card in Magic: The Gathering</b>) and the <b>Nintendo Zapper</b>, you'll have fixed <b>sod all</b> and <b>created luscious rainforests for the</b> marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chef Barry Zee Onos+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chef Barry Zee Onos @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[Subject: Cookie Baking]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as Flayras Mom, the ingrediant change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that chocolate chip cookies as well as the new dough are two buffs that affect the overall tast the most. I'd say if you try and go to the old recipe and use the mixer (since it's most useful cookie baking tool) and the fresh stuff, you'll have fixed marine dessert problem and everyone will be happy. GG marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • antichristantichrist Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16769Members
    OH nOES!!! You sTOLENZ MY QUotes!111

    Clog doncing!!!
  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    We need rights, this is discriminating!
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Oct 11 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as ****, the **** change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that **** as well as the **** are two buffs that affect **** the most. I'd say if you **** to **** and **** (since it's most useful ****) and the ****, you'll have fixed **** and **** marines. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    my take on this one.
  • WitherWither A Bugged Life Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11513Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    It's about unbalanced flamethrowers D;
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Oct 11 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-PTnameHere+Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (PTnameHere @ Oct 9 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[...]
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as mooseman, the new AWP change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that spaceorx as well as the hamrines are two buffs that affect rest-stops the most. I'd say if you bling to blang and explode (since it's most useful to-have-large-intestines-explode) and the liver, you'll have fixed indigestion and constipation marines.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bingo... Epsecially the inestine part... How did you know?
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited October 2004
    My 1st one:

    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as my frat, the liquor change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that marines have Vanilla Coil as well as Studly Nemesis Zero are two buffs that affect their womanizing ability the most. I'd say if you give Chibi chambers to the Kharaa team and move the Drinking Games to the readyroom (since it's most useful for stress relief between CAL games) and the gorge races, you'll have fixed the gender gap and you'll attract women to both the Chibi aliens and marines.
  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    edited October 2004
    But on to feedback. From what I can tell from other players as well as ThinG, the ThinG change is both overpowering as unbalancing. Seriously, the fact that ThinG as well as the ThinG are two buffs that affect ThinG the most. I'd say if you ThinG to ThinG and ThinG (since it's most useful ThinG) and the ThinG, you'll have fixed ThinG and ThinG marines.


    Don't do drugs and take your vitamines.
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