What A Sh*t Week.....

V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
edited October 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Can't get any worse tho can it?</div> Started off bad on Monday I had to go to the Hospital an see a specialist who my GP had refered me to, that was really embarrasing and no fun at all on top of that I have been booked in for an operation.

I will never chuckle again when I when I hear a woman complain about a smear test.

Spent most of the week feeling miserable cos of that, girlfriend giving me the cold shoulder all week didn't help either. As it happens she was trying to pick the right time to dump me yay! "Can't deal with being in a relationship" she said. hmmm I wanted to ask "why the **** did you ask me out then?" or "why didn't you realise this sooner? ie before I found found out that I loved you" but I didn't I just went home to sulk.

Went an got my bike to actully go home an found a big **** off screw poking out the back tyre... yay! nice long walk home. Got about half way home and it started raining big time so I got soaked.

Bad things come in sets of 3 so I'm hoping that's all of them....

/me goes to climb into a litre bottle of vodka
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    Yeah I had a bad day yesterday too, but nothing like that.

    Thank god for vodka <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    /me buys Vman a large box of cookies.


    hope things start turning better now mate.

    baset of luck.

    ~T
  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    one time when i had to spend a week in a really crappy camp my mom sent me a box of cookies and popcorn
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I wish I had a girlfriend to treat me like **** and dump me :|
  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    CWAG, get over to Boston. I know some chick down there who's a Goth-Turned-Socialist and is an active member on those over-idealistic Worker's movements. Apparantly that stuff is real big down in Mass.
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    Yeah I had a bad day yesterday, I know where you're coming from. So I buy this boston cream pie right, and I get it home. Open the box to start cutting, things slides off the counter and goes asplode all over the kitchen floor. I really wanted some pie. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-illuminex+Oct 2 2004, 09:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Oct 2 2004, 09:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CWAG, get over to Boston. I know some chick down there who's a Goth-Turned-Socialist and is an active member on those over-idealistic Worker's movements. Apparantly that stuff is real big down in Mass. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL, She is a goth? What the crap, she probably hasn't even read the manifesto...stupid **** :o
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    And the moral of the story kids:

    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><b>ALCOHOL SOLVES ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS</b></span></span>

    =\ that blows man, I can't remember the last time I had that worse of a day, oh wait, yes I can.

    My friend using me to get money for contraband. And not the alchoholic kind either <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /me buys Vman a large box of cookies.


    hope things start turning better now mate.

    baset of luck.

    ~T <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *Sends VMAN a gallon of Onos milk for the cookies.


    Hey usually my patented virtual Onos milk is reserved only for B Days so I hope you feel better. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Hey VAMN turn that <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> upside down! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *makes goofy face and dances around
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Oct 2 2004, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Oct 2 2004, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /me buys Vman a large box of cookies.


    hope things start turning better now mate.

    baset of luck.

    ~T <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *Sends VMAN a gallon of Onos milk for the cookies.


    Hey usually my patented virtual Onos milk is reserved only for B Days so I hope you feel better. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Hey VAMN turn that <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> upside down! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *makes goofy face and dances around <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Davis's old avatar showed how onos milk is made.
  • 2Dd2Dd Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21246Members
    Just remember, when that 2% onos milk boils down your digsestive system, You become Maonostapa! with super power strength and the ability to make kitties in to cookies, you have the POWER!!!!11oneleven
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    Oh joy I have a txt message from her which reads:


    "I'm really sorry honey I never intended to hurt you! can we please still be friends"

    NO
    NO
    AND NO!

    erm why the **** do women always want the be friends after they tear your heart out?

    I yeah I feel so much better now that she said that I'm gonna go run a marathon for charity I feel so good. **** **** **** **** **** ****ing cow

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 2 2004, 07:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 2 2004, 07:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I will never chuckle again when I when I hear a woman complain about a smear test. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ehehehehehehehe.
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Well I move to Portsmouth tomorrow....

    So you could always say hi to Ven! (Thats probably made your week worse.....)
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Oct 2 2004, 12:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 2 2004, 12:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Davis's old avatar showed how onos milk is made. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hahaha, I remember that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Oct 2 2004, 07:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Oct 2 2004, 07:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well I move to Portsmouth tomorrow....

    So you could always say hi to Ven! (Thats probably made your week worse.....) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    PM me bud and I'll meet up for a beer with you if you like, pompey is a class place tbh
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Oct 2 2004, 11:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Oct 2 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Oct 2 2004, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Oct 2 2004, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Oct 2 2004, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> /me buys Vman a large box of cookies.


    hope things start turning better now mate.

    baset of luck.

    ~T <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *Sends VMAN a gallon of Onos milk for the cookies.


    Hey usually my patented virtual Onos milk is reserved only for B Days so I hope you feel better. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Hey VAMN turn that <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> upside down! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *makes goofy face and dances around <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Davis's old avatar showed how onos milk is made. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lmfao. I was waiting for that one CWAG.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    "Eat a cookie and watch some porn."
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 3 2004, 02:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 3 2004, 02:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> PM me bud and I'll meet up for a beer with you if you like, pompey is a class place tbh <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I will, you may need to wait a while depending on how long it takes me to get connected mind <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Venmoch+Oct 3 2004, 07:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Oct 3 2004, 07:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 3 2004, 02:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 3 2004, 02:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> PM me bud and I'll meet up for a beer with you if you like, pompey is a class place tbh <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I will, you may need to wait a while depending on how long it takes me to get connected mind <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shouldn't take to long petty much everywhere here has cable plus the local exchange is ADSL enabled.
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Three reasons why you should feel good now:

    1. Chicks are eye candy again!

    2. You're only, what.. 18? Plenty of other fish to sleep with. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    3. Did I mention that your single? Give her hell and enjoy it!
  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    <img src='http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/choc-chip-hazeln-cookies.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    Just for you.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+Oct 3 2004, 09:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye @ Oct 3 2004, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Three reasons why you should feel good now:

    1. Chicks are eye candy again!

    2. You're only, what.. 18? Plenty of other fish to sleep with. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    3. Did I mention that your single? Give her hell and enjoy it! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm 23 <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 2 2004, 05:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 2 2004, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    /me goes to climb into a litre bottle of vodka <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    damn, i wonder how the hell does one fit in a liqour bottle. well i guess since it involves liqour you problems are basically solved....well maybe for a lil while
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-dirtygabbsnevada+Oct 4 2004, 01:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dirtygabbsnevada @ Oct 4 2004, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 2 2004, 05:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 2 2004, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    /me goes to climb into a litre bottle of vodka <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    damn, i wonder how the hell does one fit in a liqour bottle. well i guess since it involves liqour you problems are basically solved....well maybe for a lil while <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've been sh*t faced since friday night... My little toe on my right foot hurts and my back and sides are covered in bruises.....


    God Bless Alcohol <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-mirrodin+Oct 3 2004, 09:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mirrodin @ Oct 3 2004, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/choc-chip-hazeln-cookies.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    Just for you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    damn them cookies look good <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    (turn yourself in vman, it's really your best option)
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Oct 4 2004, 01:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Oct 4 2004, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> (turn yourself in vman, it's really your best option) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    not gonna happen tbh; besides he kinda deserved it. Maybe i went ott maybe i didn't. He hit me at least 3 times before I responed that's gotta count as self defence or sommit <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Don't bring this up again it got the original thread padlocked
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    i'm not very good at crazy brit slang. so what's OTT?

    maybe it's Out To Tea.. or On Tea Time. those are the only things i can think of. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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