You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...

Sky · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Oct 6 2004, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> When (7)NSplayer joins your team.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
hahaha nice!
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Hmm....

When NuBcOm1 gets in the chair.....and you hear the dreaded recycling sound play ten times....and your base disappears.....20 minutes into the game.....with a heavy train en-route to one of the aliens' two hives.

Well actually the marines really won that game......oooh it fits the thread title, I'm not being sarcastic! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' />

All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

And by the innocent....I mean the idiots.

Cypher · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>He might have mean that marines put all there res into farming res nodes</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

but he didnt

in which case, indeed you need a brain upgrade

Seph_Kimara · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
here it is again, read it line by line:

relocation to marine start.

from marine start  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

bliNk · October 2004

Setup a TF and 4 sieges outside a hive, confused by the lack of resistance.

Run in to find it's empty.

Comm leaves the game

Alkiller · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
here it is again, read it line by line:

relocation to marine start.

from marine start </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I think this man has commanded on hera before.

WarningForever · October 2004

When you're almost done relocating and the comm beacons... 20 minutes in... Oh, that was a sad day for the TSA

Cypher · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
here it is again, read it line by line:

relocation to marine start.

from marine start </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I think this man has commanded on hera before.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
everyone knows that the real attraction is to do it on eclipse

bigbadbunny · October 2004

some guys get cara/cele/focus <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

Al_Kaholic · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher- @ Oct 7 2004, 11:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
here it is again, read it line by line:

relocation to marine start.

from marine start </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I think this man has commanded on hera before. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
everyone knows that the real attraction is to do it on eclipse  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
ns_caged. Relocate your base over by the resource tower across from the original CC. <i>Great</i> alamo base.

AlienCow · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
When you notice a distinct lack of enemy players, and a remarkably full Ready Room.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
The aforementioned NSPlayer(7) is encouraging the Marine team to "humphumphumphump" in the first few seconds of the game.

Wirhe · October 2004

I know the marines will win when...
...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.
...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

I know the kharaa will win when...
...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.
...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC.

Condizzle · October 2004

You hear, "Lookit me!!!! I IS RIDING SPACE COW!!!!!"

The BEST player on their team has 1 kill and 47 deaths.

Clashen · October 2004

When i'm on the opposite team.

coris · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Clashen @ Oct 9 2004, 12:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> When i'm on the opposite team.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
..and im in your team.

im_lost · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know the marines will win when...
<b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

I know the kharaa will win when...
...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
<b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)?

pip1 · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know the marines will win when...
<b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

I know the kharaa will win when...
...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
<b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
The server crashes. End of story.

Alkiller · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I know the marines will win when...
<b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

I know the kharaa will win when...
...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
<b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
The universe explodes.

Wirhe · October 2004

Actually, all the Kharaa blow up in orgasms to cover the floors with green, bubbling goo and marines celebrate by humping the armory to death. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

But okay, perhaps I didn't think that through; aliens need more resource towers than marines in any case, so fix up the number by two and there you have it. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' />

SaltzBad · October 2004

I hear marines win when all hives are destroyed and no Kharaa remain alive. Am I smart or what?

Thaldarin · October 2004

You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...

... I am commander and you are an alien.

Figgy · October 2004

You know you're going to win the game when

Your Aliens and all the Marines keep asking "hwo i get biger gun?!?1one"

NGE · October 2004

You know you're going to win a game when you're on the opposite side of someone with a giant ego but they actually haven't even been playing the game very long and coincidentally it turns out they're not good at all, just better than a couple of people here and there so they assume they're the best in the world and cry and scream whenever you do anything *breath* to kill them such as ambushing or aiming

NolSinkler · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NGE @ Oct 9 2004, 11:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You know you're going to win a game when you're on the opposite side of someone with a giant ego but they actually haven't even been playing the game very long and coincidentally it turns out they're not good at all, just better than a couple of people here and there so they assume they're the best in the world and cry and scream whenever you do anything *breath* to kill them such as ambushing or aiming  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Lol...that reminds me of a game where the marines had MT and I got cloaking to avoid being seen and the marines got mad at me...and we won because they all left.

TD848 · October 2004

nub (with hmg): Comm when are you gonna upgrade the armory?

comm(me looking at our upgraded armory): once I get the onos upgrade.....

nub (with hmg): oh cool so it will be easier to kill onos!

comm(me): right....

happened once...

Sky · October 2004

ouch....
harmless nub quotes, so funneh <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

DC_Darkling · October 2004

you know you are winning when you own 4 out of the 5 in a rine squad as vanilla skulk while 2 of that squad have hmg and all are in the same group.

Firestorm2 · November 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 6 2004, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 6 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waller @ Oct 6 2004, 01:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Marines farm res nodes. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That doesn't make awhole lot of sense either. You <i>want</i> to contol the majority of the res nodes. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
someone needs a brain upgrade </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Ah smartassism. He might have mean that marines put all there res into farming res nodes while aliens get 3 hives which is bad. But getting res nodes isn't bad. That what you are supposed to do. Oh wait that can't be right. I need a frikin brain upgrade first because you clearly know all.

(I can be sarcastic to) </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
You do. Failing to comprehend is probably a very clear sign of a problem.

The better brain is the one that better approximates what is actually happening.

MUAHAHAHAHA

Sky · November 2004

Who resurrects a thread from a month ago to argue the point that someone needs a "brain upgrade"?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

That said, you know you're going to win when you hear flushing noises coming from the com's mike when all-talk is on.

amnesiac · November 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Sep 30 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> When you see turrets in marine start  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
lmao laffo!

Lt.Realness · November 2004

you're goin' to win a game when..

- the marines are starting to build sieges in their base <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

- one player of both teams screams in public chat "Yes!! We ALREADY have one rt!!"

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