The New Bible

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<div class="IPBDescription">is complete!</div> And you can access it here. <a href='http://nombliz.no-ip.com/stuff/story/000.htm' target='_blank'>Click here</a>
All 6 chapters, edited and redone.

Enjoy.
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  • Mr_ChuckletrousersMr_Chuckletrousers Join Date: 2004-05-20 Member: 28799Members
    How is this supposed to be a bible?

    And heck, I couldn't read it all, the paragraphing was terrible. My eyes hurt from staring at a large chunk of text. Also, I caught some rather, shall we say, questionable content.
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  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    Is that supposed to be funny?
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Heh seems interesting (skimmed a bit) but wayy too long for my tastes. Maybe when I have the time.
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  • venomusvenomus Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8951Members
    Incredible.
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    What a crap, and why do you asociate it with the bible??

    Geez someone REALLY bored & drugged/drunk wrote that.
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  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zaggy+Jul 3 2004, 05:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Jul 3 2004, 05:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Geez someone REALLY bored & drugged/drunk wrote that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed, like he said.. It is the new bible <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    The bible is a good read.. could never put it down.
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    Lego Bible > all
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Gibberish has to be funny for me to laugh at it. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    question marks are not enough to describe how incredibly confuzzled i am. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    makes you think who has the time to do this <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Jul 3 2004, 11:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Jul 3 2004, 11:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lego Bible > all <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I concur.
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  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
    As others have said 'bible' is the wrong word <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> It niether has anything to do with the Holy Bible, or the actually meaning of the word, collection of books.
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Gah, a fanfic based on the stupidness of svencoop <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Maby another time.
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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    It's great. Worship.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    edited July 2004
    Not to mention like, eighty million words long <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    It is alot of work, so read it and enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DarkATiDarkATi Revelation 22:17 Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17532Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    So far their are only 5 <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> smilies in this post, let's add a few more as I am completely perplexed by this <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ~ DarkATi
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  • Mr_ChuckletrousersMr_Chuckletrousers Join Date: 2004-05-20 Member: 28799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nomble+Jul 3 2004, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nomble @ Jul 3 2004, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It is alot of work, so read it and enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Did you write it? And how are we supposed to enjoy crap like this?
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited July 2004
    i think you made that map ns_nomblizkikko and i liked that map a lot.

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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    If you take your time reading it you will enjoy it.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr Chuckletrousers+Jul 4 2004, 02:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr Chuckletrousers @ Jul 4 2004, 02:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nomble+Jul 3 2004, 09:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nomble @ Jul 3 2004, 09:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It is alot of work, so read it and enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Did you write it? And how are we supposed to enjoy crap like this? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    perhaps a wee bit of patience? Ritalin helps.
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  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    I skimmed over some and stopped once I saw this:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->And then chubby rips out his flame thrower **** and starts throwing flames out of his ****<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    -.- that's such a great read.
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    In this case, "confizzled to shizzled" is an understatement.
    I don't see much connections, and yes, Legos Bible is still better.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    I do so love it when people don't use full stops...or commas...but three dots instead...I don't mind people using three dots...but after a while...you start to wonder...wouldn't it just be easier to use a single full stop...or a comma?...I don't get it...I'd be willing to put up with it though...if this "bible"...made any sense...or made me laugh...but no...
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