More Ziggity Drama!

ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
my gf almost got arrested!

she was on the bus, and it was close to her stop. the lady behind her is pushing and saying "get out of the way."

my baby says, politely, "it's okay, i'm getting off at this stop too." complete with ^__^

she keeps pushing and muttering, "get out of the way i have to get off here!" and my gf is still assuring her that, obviously, they can both get off at the same stop with no fuss...

well when the bus stops, the stupid <b>w</b>itch PUSHES her off, and she almost falls.. she looks back and glares, and starts walking away.

the woman mutters something, and my girlfriend makes out the word "schlampe," which apparently is a cross between "s_ut" and the worst other possible insult you can think of for a girl.


she turns around and says, "what was that for you stupid wh_re??" my gf, apparently, gets angry, and very angry, at that sort of stuff.

the woman looks at her funny for a second, as if my gf shoulda just walked it off...

"oh, so we aren't so confident anymore?" my gf says.

so the woman musters up incredible, enormous brass balls, and SLAPS my girl in the face. iN THE FACE.

at this time a mild crowd has gathered. my gf is stunned for a second or two..

and then just LAYS that <b>h</b>itch out with a single powerhouse punch. did i mention she used to bodybuild?

the cops show up as soon as the <b>tw</b>itch hits the floor, and start yellin at my baby, because, obviously she just clocked that stupid dog to ground.

then the kids that were on the bus and also got off at that stop come to her rescue, explaining how the stupid lady is a <b>m</b>itch and called her "schlampe." my gf calmly explains that she was attacked physically and verbally, and had to preserver her honor!

the polizei, god blessem, apologize and turn to the groggy <b>sw</b>itch, who wakes up to a face full of germany justicial fury!

my gf gets of fully clean, with her dignity and honor intact.

bravo!

what a gal. never a moment goes by when i DON'T know exactly why i luv 'er.

<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>and the whole street fighter thing makes me.. a little horny..</span>

Comments

  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 26 2004, 02:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 26 2004, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>and the whole street fighter thing makes me.. a little horny..</span>

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    ewwwwww
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    hey, chrono..!! XD
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    riiiiiiiight







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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Man, I could live vicariously through you for months zig.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    you should learn that if you put something as tiny text some one will allways super size it for all to read <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-chrono5454+Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (chrono5454 @ Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you should learn that if you put something as tiny text some one will allways super size it for all to read  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>Even this?</span>
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 26 2004, 04:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 26 2004, 04:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-chrono5454+Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (chrono5454 @ Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you should learn that if you put something as tiny text some one will allways super size it for all to read  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>Even this?</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nope
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jun 26 2004, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 26 2004, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-chrono5454+Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (chrono5454 @ Jun 26 2004, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you should learn that if you put something as tiny text some one will allways super size it for all to read  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>Even this?</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>EVEN THIS?</span>.
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    Zig should be Flayra's accomplice.

    I likes his threadz...there sah purplie
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    UT2003 announcer: <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:green'><b>HEADSHOT.</b></span></span>
  • TofumasterTofumaster Join Date: 2004-04-10 Member: 27829Members
    I think you should reward her by thrusting your train through her tunnel, blast off your rocket if you know what I mean. Since you're so turned on and stuff.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    my innuendo synapses are firing :o
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    What are you talking about Zig? That kid decides to make a nice comment about model trains and spaceships, and you have to make it all dirty.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Oh such perverted minds around these here boards. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Yours is no better AllUrHive... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Was the other woman attractive?

    Was it raining?
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Jun 26 2004, 06:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Jun 26 2004, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh such perverted minds around these here boards. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Yours is no better AllUrHive... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think my mind is MUCH better at being perverted actually, so there!
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Ok... I was pwned.. gg :-)
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Jun 27 2004, 12:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Jun 27 2004, 12:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my innuendo synapses are firing :o <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I suppose you would get turned on if a mother started feeding her baby by saying "open the tunnel for the train" as she moved the spoonful of food towards the baby's mouth wouldn't you.

    but seriously, good on your GF for sticking up for herself. And winning.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jun 26 2004, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jun 26 2004, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Was the other woman attractive?

    Was it raining? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i don't care as long as the other trick gets laid out like that XD

    <!--QuoteBegin-boggle+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (boggle)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I suppose you would get turned on if a mother started feeding her baby by saying "open the tunnel for the train" as she moved the spoonful of food towards the baby's mouth wouldn't you.
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    oh.. oOhHh....
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    I take back what I said about your life being a soap opera. It's a sit-com <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited June 2004
    if my gf starts kicking astronaut more often, i'll keep up a series, like when inf worked at a bar.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I can see the topics now:

    "My gf pwned some other chick part XXXIV: this time there were ninjas!"
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    the topic description will be, "this time, with pix!" and it'll be my gf photoshopped onto rocky, the other chick PS'ed onto mr.T
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Mr.T Pity's da foo' who photoshops his head.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    i'll take his pity if it's autographed <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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