More Ziggity Drama!
my gf almost got arrested!
she was on the bus, and it was close to her stop. the lady behind her is pushing and saying "get out of the way."
my baby says, politely, "it's okay, i'm getting off at this stop too." complete with ^__^
she keeps pushing and muttering, "get out of the way i have to get off here!" and my gf is still assuring her that, obviously, they can both get off at the same stop with no fuss...
well when the bus stops, the stupid <b>w</b>itch PUSHES her off, and she almost falls.. she looks back and glares, and starts walking away.
the woman mutters something, and my girlfriend makes out the word "schlampe," which apparently is a cross between "s_ut" and the worst other possible insult you can think of for a girl.
she turns around and says, "what was that for you stupid wh_re??" my gf, apparently, gets angry, and very angry, at that sort of stuff.
the woman looks at her funny for a second, as if my gf shoulda just walked it off...
"oh, so we aren't so confident anymore?" my gf says.
so the woman musters up incredible, enormous brass balls, and SLAPS my girl in the face. iN THE FACE.
at this time a mild crowd has gathered. my gf is stunned for a second or two..
and then just LAYS that <b>h</b>itch out with a single powerhouse punch. did i mention she used to bodybuild?
the cops show up as soon as the <b>tw</b>itch hits the floor, and start yellin at my baby, because, obviously she just clocked that stupid dog to ground.
then the kids that were on the bus and also got off at that stop come to her rescue, explaining how the stupid lady is a <b>m</b>itch and called her "schlampe." my gf calmly explains that she was attacked physically and verbally, and had to preserver her honor!
the polizei, god blessem, apologize and turn to the groggy <b>sw</b>itch, who wakes up to a face full of germany justicial fury!
my gf gets of fully clean, with her dignity and honor intact.
bravo!
what a gal. never a moment goes by when i DON'T know exactly why i luv 'er.
<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>and the whole street fighter thing makes me.. a little horny..</span>
she was on the bus, and it was close to her stop. the lady behind her is pushing and saying "get out of the way."
my baby says, politely, "it's okay, i'm getting off at this stop too." complete with ^__^
she keeps pushing and muttering, "get out of the way i have to get off here!" and my gf is still assuring her that, obviously, they can both get off at the same stop with no fuss...
well when the bus stops, the stupid <b>w</b>itch PUSHES her off, and she almost falls.. she looks back and glares, and starts walking away.
the woman mutters something, and my girlfriend makes out the word "schlampe," which apparently is a cross between "s_ut" and the worst other possible insult you can think of for a girl.
she turns around and says, "what was that for you stupid wh_re??" my gf, apparently, gets angry, and very angry, at that sort of stuff.
the woman looks at her funny for a second, as if my gf shoulda just walked it off...
"oh, so we aren't so confident anymore?" my gf says.
so the woman musters up incredible, enormous brass balls, and SLAPS my girl in the face. iN THE FACE.
at this time a mild crowd has gathered. my gf is stunned for a second or two..
and then just LAYS that <b>h</b>itch out with a single powerhouse punch. did i mention she used to bodybuild?
the cops show up as soon as the <b>tw</b>itch hits the floor, and start yellin at my baby, because, obviously she just clocked that stupid dog to ground.
then the kids that were on the bus and also got off at that stop come to her rescue, explaining how the stupid lady is a <b>m</b>itch and called her "schlampe." my gf calmly explains that she was attacked physically and verbally, and had to preserver her honor!
the polizei, god blessem, apologize and turn to the groggy <b>sw</b>itch, who wakes up to a face full of germany justicial fury!
my gf gets of fully clean, with her dignity and honor intact.
bravo!
what a gal. never a moment goes by when i DON'T know exactly why i luv 'er.
<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>and the whole street fighter thing makes me.. a little horny..</span>
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ewwwwww
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<span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>Even this?</span>
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nope
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Yes <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>EVEN THIS?</span>.
I likes his threadz...there sah purplie
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Was it raining?
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I think my mind is MUCH better at being perverted actually, so there!
I suppose you would get turned on if a mother started feeding her baby by saying "open the tunnel for the train" as she moved the spoonful of food towards the baby's mouth wouldn't you.
but seriously, good on your GF for sticking up for herself. And winning.
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i don't care as long as the other trick gets laid out like that XD
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oh.. oOhHh....
"My gf pwned some other chick part XXXIV: this time there were ninjas!"