A Political Flash Game?

Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Warning: Controversy ahoy!</div> O.k, after playing this to completion, I still don't know what to think of it. I can only conclude that John Kerry asked for this to be made in order to appeal to "our" generation and you know what? It just might have worked.

This clearly isn't meant to be a game so much as a piece of Anti-Bush propaganda (well it IS called the anti-Bush game), due to both the shoddy control scheme (friction anyone?) and the regular breaks from playing to brainwash you.

The "brainwashing" segments are actually quite interesting (to a point) if you read them, and although they contain some very biased opinions, they make a lot of good points, i.e, Bush sucks.

Yes, this is truly a piece of internet wierdness. It is at the same time very rude, quite funny in places, and yet carries a serious message.

I have no idea how people are going to react when I finally get on with it and post the bloody link, but I can tell a lot of people are going to simply say "crap" within the first 30 seconds and close the game, while others are going to play it to completion and then say "crap". For this reason, I have compiled the following list of reasons I was strangely compelled to finish this game:

-It's anti-Bush
-The story, y'know? I wanted to see how it ended!
-Darth Rumsfeld. Come on, you've got to find that at least remotely funny.
-The bizarre end-of-level-bosses
-**** CHENEY ROBOBEAST, ENGAGE! (you'll see)
<i>WHAT? The forum censor's the D-word? But it's his NAME!</i>
-Teletubbies try to blow up Washington

So to conclude; I found it funny in a retarded sort of way, you'll probably hate it, just click the damn link.

<span style='color:red'>WARNING, CONTAINS EXTREME BAD LANGUAGE, ANIMATED VIOLENCE, AND SOME ADULT MATERIAL. CONSIDERABLY NOT WORK-SAFE, AND REALLY REALLY CONTROVERSIAL. <i>i think that covers it</i></span>


<a href='http://www.emogame.com/bushgame.html' target='_blank'>The Anti-Bush game</a>

(this will take you a good 15 minutes to complete, set some time aside)

Feel free to move this to the discussion forum if you consider it too controversial for off-topic.

I feel a sense of dread as I click the "post new topic" button.....

*edit* Initial reactions from IRC are not as bad as feared...
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    Hahfahfhahf. I allready hate bush because he's killed my job market, so GG bush.
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Also, play it for the characters. Ranging from He-Man to Mr. T to a certain Messiah who we're all familiar with, they're comedy gold.
  • aaarrrghaaarrrgh Join Date: 2003-10-20 Member: 21812Members
    I might add that the scene with Jesus and an actor relevant to the same person is absolutely hilarious.

    Most of it is good stuff, yer.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I personally enjoyed killing Paris Hilton in her hover-mercades.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    .......

    teenangst at its worst.

    Voltron analy violating the statue of liberty is not funny.

    its stupid.

    combine that with having seen what lse these idiots have put out (the emo game), I just want to have some one invent said device that will let me stab people in the face over the internet.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Ahh yes, I love this <i>and</i> the emogame. Hilarious.

    The part about America's national debt is rather sobering, however. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    SNL was right for making fun of his lockbox.
  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    what's "teenangst" please?
    That's maybe the silliest word I've ever seen
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 3 2004, 04:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 3 2004, 04:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Voltron analy violating the statue of liberty is not funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lighten up?

    Love the LTTP sounds.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited June 2004
    That was so disturbing, it's liable to hurt the Kerry campaign more than it helps it.

    "Teenangst is railing against the president just cause you're a teenager and you think everything's going to **** and you have a really idealistic pov. Also your daddy didn't hug you or something like that.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited June 2004
    The patriotic montage with Hulk Hogan and his theme makes it worth playing alone. Poetic.

    EDIT: Just completed it. What an epic game! I loved all the non-sequitur boss fights, the rocking music and those little political fact-notes that actual kept my interest. Bravo!
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    not "not Funny" in the "OMG HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT A HORRIBLE THING LIKE THAT!"

    its not funny in the sense of it not being amusing.

    I find nothing humourus about voltron sodomising the statue of liberty.

    and seeing how as these people constantly use some one analy mastering some one else for 'humour', I tihnk I will pass this time.


    Its not a political comentary, it is not political humour, it is not political at all.

    its just 'omg bush sux, lets throw in voltron b/c that wuld make it funy'
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Er, it didn't look like sodomy.
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    rather dull but fat heman kicks **** <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Im pretty damn sure it doesnt take itself seriously, I dont really see how it can and I think its only mildly amusing so its borderline "different" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Aside from all the controversy and the theme of the game, it is a <b>very</b> well made flash game, must have taken quite a long time to put together. I do not agree fully with the game's points, but I am a rather large fan of Howard Stern, and he has been getting alot of crap from the FCC lately.

    So I rather enjoyed this game.
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    This game is all well and good and makes a lot of good valid points, except...John Kerry will make a difference? Heh not likely. If you care about the future of this country you will vote for the third party, so maybe in 20, 30 years they will have enough influence to make a differnece in modern day politics.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited June 2004
    <span style='color:white'>He gave his reasons, so don't flame him for not having any.</span>
  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not "not Funny" in the "OMG HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT A HORRIBLE THING LIKE THAT!"

    its not funny in the sense of it not being amusing.

    I find nothing humourus about voltron sodomising the statue of liberty.

    and seeing how as these people constantly use some one analy mastering some one else for 'humour', I tihnk I will pass this time.


    Its not a political comentary, it is not political humour, it is not political at all.

    its just 'omg bush sux, lets throw in voltron b/c that wuld make it funy' <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't think the people that made the game think that Bush's policies ****ing freedom in the *** is funny either.

    The statue of liberty is just that. A statue.

    The idea of someone actually violating people's rights is a little more disturbing.

    It's a bit like the difference between burning a flag and actually shelling towns in Iraq.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Proffesionally, this is one of the best flash games I have ever played. The length, the detail, the music, everything. It just rocked. Politically it was ok.
  • MelatoninMelatonin Babbler Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14551Members, Constellation
    the dean scream... lmao
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    <Insane^> Deepness is for teenangsters and their razor blades

    Oh, and the game is incredibly stupid.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jun 4 2004, 01:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 4 2004, 01:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:white'>He gave his reasons, so don't flame him for not having any.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Probably best I didn't see what he originally posted.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+Jun 4 2004, 02:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Jun 4 2004, 02:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not "not Funny" in the "OMG HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT A HORRIBLE THING LIKE THAT!"

    its not funny in the sense of it not being amusing.

    I find nothing humourus about voltron sodomising the statue of liberty.

    and seeing how as these people constantly use some one analy mastering some one else for 'humour', I tihnk I will pass this time.


    Its not a political comentary, it is not political humour, it is not political at all.

    its just 'omg bush sux, lets throw in voltron b/c that wuld make it funy' <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't think the people that made the game think that Bush's policies ****ing freedom in the *** is funny either.

    The statue of liberty is just that. A statue.

    The idea of someone actually violating people's rights is a little more disturbing.

    It's a bit like the difference between burning a flag and actually shelling towns in Iraq. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yarrrrr

    misunderstanding me!

    It is not the fact that it is the statue of liberty.

    it is their constant use of analy mastering people for humour.... it just aint funny (in the sense of.... was that suposed to be funny? did I miss something here? or the ever clasic: WOW that was stupid!)

    I have no problem with anti patriotisim (flag burning, desecrating national monuments, mocking our stupid prez... its all part of freedome of speach)

    I have problems with people that use ANYTHING for a cheap laugh (and especialy when they can't do it well).

    again, I got that far into the opening and killed the window b/c I could see where it was going from there (I have played the first emo game)
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 4 2004, 01:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2004, 01:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+Jun 4 2004, 02:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Jun 4 2004, 02:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2004, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not "not Funny" in the "OMG HOW COULD YOU LAUGH AT A HORRIBLE THING LIKE THAT!"

    its not funny in the sense of it not being amusing.

    I find nothing humourus about voltron sodomising the statue of liberty.

    and seeing how as these people constantly use some one analy mastering some one else for 'humour', I tihnk I will pass this time.


    Its not a political comentary, it is not political humour, it is not political at all.

    its just 'omg bush sux, lets throw in voltron b/c that wuld make it funy' <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't think the people that made the game think that Bush's policies ****ing freedom in the *** is funny either.

    The statue of liberty is just that. A statue.

    The idea of someone actually violating people's rights is a little more disturbing.

    It's a bit like the difference between burning a flag and actually shelling towns in Iraq. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yarrrrr

    misunderstanding me!

    It is not the fact that it is the statue of liberty.

    it is their constant use of analy mastering people for humour.... it just aint funny (in the sense of.... was that suposed to be funny? did I miss something here? or the ever clasic: WOW that was stupid!)

    I have no problem with anti patriotisim (flag burning, desecrating national monuments, mocking our stupid prez... its all part of freedome of speach)

    I have problems with people that use ANYTHING for a cheap laugh (and especialy when they can't do it well).

    again, I got that far into the opening and killed the window b/c I could see where it was going from there (I have played the first emo game) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It acctually became quite intelligeble and resorted to presious few wild bush flames, as well as going deeply into the actual financial goings on of bushes term in the office and ramifications of his tax cuts. I can see how the statue rape could be deceptive though <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I'll never understand why politics seems to create such a rift among people who might upon meeting each other find that they have no real arguments.

    In the end though, it is probably because I am as void of political gusto as the bottom of the Marianas trench is void of light.

    You guys should simply take this game at face value, as a <i>game</i>. Have fun with it, enjoy the creator's use of flash (which was <b>very good</b> might I add) and leave it at that.

    If you don't take this flash game with a grain of salt, you are going to end up seeing it as yet another marketing strategy for some faction's campaign. Another attempt to control your vote.

    Personally I think that when it comes to voting, we are ants, and as such I find it pointless. But if somehow you find politics to be that incredibly important to you, or more to the point, you believe your point of view to be infinitely superior, maybe this thread is something you should avoid.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    If half the facts provided in that game are true, I'm so glad I don't live in america.

    Because in 2 years I'm likely to be looking for a job.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    i'm glad i live a few thousand miles away from america, so when they get nuked, the fallout won't hit me!

    omg align, j00r sig, its alpha centauri, that game rocked
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Jun 4 2004, 05:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Jun 4 2004, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you don't take this flash game with a grain of salt, you are going to end up seeing it as yet another marketing strategy for some faction's campaign. Another attempt to control your vote. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uh... have you actually PLAYED the game? All the way through?
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    "www.emogame.com"

    Yeah, that pretty much says it all- you'll never find a more "the system sucks" "corporate america sucks" "america sucks" "bush killed my dog" group of people in America.

    Some people need to just stop crying and do something with life, it's never going to be easy, and blaming poeple for it won't help, either.
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    ah the irony when bush killed my jesus with his crucifix rain.
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Align+Jun 5 2004, 06:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ Jun 5 2004, 06:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If half the facts provided in that game are true, I'm so glad I don't live in america.

    Because in 2 years I'm likely to be looking for a job. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Rawr! stupid emo kids making people think MY America is a jobless hellhole make 404 angry!!!
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