Photoshop Chick Tracts!

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever.Members, NS1 Playtester Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Posts: 8,596
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
We're all going to hell anyway right? :P
The current buzz going around the forums regarding the hate filled extremist comics of Jack T. Chick and how funny they are in a patheticly sad way got me thinking!

What better way to show how nuts those comics are than to make our own!

So I present this challenge to you! Grab bits of his comic, photoshop away, and post em here. Make sure they're funny though. :P


*DISCLAIMER 1* This is not a pro/anti religion thread. Do NOT make your comics exclusively about how wrong religion may be or blah blah blah. Just make it funny.

*DISCLAIMER 2* If your religion is a serious thing to you to the point you cannot take a joke about it, then please do not read this thread. Nothing here is meant to be in a hateful manner towards anyone's beliefs, but still some people are (understandably) touchy on this issue.

*DISCLAIMER 3* To the mods: If this is borderline and gets out of control, please feel free to lock away. I went ahead and posted this anyway because I think that there is some potential for some funny stuff. And it'd be nice to see SOMETHING humorous come out of that hate filled ****'s so called "work".

So let's get this party rolling. Here's my first strip:
Russell 'DOOManiac' Weed


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  • NarfwakNarfwak Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Posts: 3,785 admin
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    Roffles. @ Doomy :-)
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    I always thought Jesus was a Zombie biggrin.gif
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  • XythXyth Avatar Members Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625
    Thats great biggrin.gif

    Gimme a few minutes, going to go cook one up.
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Members Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Posts: 718
    Too good, someone has to do a parody of the birds and the bees one, or the evolution one.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Members Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Posts: 4,646
    Oh boy, I've been waiting for a good PSing topic, I'm on the case!
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    YOU GO NOW!
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Posts: 5,576 Fully active user
    It's late, i'm tired, and i don't feel like making sense.

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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Members, NS1 Playtester Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Posts: 8,596
    hahahah :D
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Members Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Posts: 4,646
    I EAT FOR CHRIST!




    I smell catch phrase!
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    YOU GO NOW!
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  • XythXyth Avatar Members Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625
    Dangit, I gotta go to bed. Ill post it in the morning.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Members, Constellation Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Posts: 2,813 Fully active user
    I was looking for material to photoshop when I found this on his site (completely unaltered).

    He gets 1 cool point for letting me steal this and use it for all time.

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    Zoc.php FTW
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    I like the ATHF refrences DOOM
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Posts: 7,216 Advanced user
    edited June 2004
    Nice. Very nice.

    Note: I'm glad I started up this "Hate this Chick guy" revolution.

    I fully endorse hating Chick. Though the hate or vocalizing of full insults on Christianity is NOT supported, or- allowed on this forum.
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    that was great doom, laughed out loud
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    bashing chick, the one thing just about every one can enjoy.

    the best one is still dark dungeons (requires no photoshoping to make it funny smile.gif)
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    QUOTE (Thansal @ Jun 2 2004, 09:10 PM)
    bashing chick, the one thing just about every one can enjoy.

    the best one is still dark dungeons (requires no photoshoping to make it funny smile.gif)

    Wow, that has got to be the most rediculous thing I have ever seen.
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    QUOTE (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jun 2 2004, 08:57 PM)
    I EAT FOR CHRIST!




    I smell catch phrase!

    Oh God, I can't stop laughing. What a great idea.

    This is the Best Humourous Thread EVAR.
  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Posts: 750
    I wish I was that talented enough to rip up his work. Figureatively or literally.
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    YOU GO NOW!
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    Hive, you scare me.

    that was wonderful smile.gif
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    Hahaha, that gets a big WTH, AYH. biggrin.gif
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    edited June 2004
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    edited June 2004
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    Priceless...
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    Hahaha, that freaking owned Esuna.

    You pwned Romero and crazy Christians at the same time. biggrin.gif
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    QUOTE (Duff-Man @ Jun 2 2004, 08:48 PM)
    Hahaha, that freaking owned Esuna.

    You pwned Romero and crazy Christians at the same time. biggrin.gif

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    Can't...stop...laughing...must...not...wake...house...

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    ADAM AND EVE GOT SERVED!!!!
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