All Your Base Are Belong To Us!111oneone

AllUrHiveRblong2us

<!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 30 2004, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 30 2004, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Was that game ever for any console? Or was it arcade only? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Genesis

pardzh

Damn, I lost my Genesis quite some time ago.

Maybe I'll try and find a used one, I can get this game, plus Gunstar Heroes pwned too.

BlackMage

<!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+May 30 2004, 11:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ May 30 2004, 11:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><span style='color:orange'>*Phased*</span> from General to off-topic.
Guys, I <i>know</i> this is a very well-known phrase here by now.  <i>Please</i> try not to tear him apart over it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
only because you asked

welcome to the intarweb buddy, and remember if everyone is saying something and there is a flash about it, it is safe to assume that they've seen <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>both</a> of <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video.shtml' target='_blank'>them</a> and <a href='http://netherworld.chimpshack.org/cardscan/fun/all_your_base_400.JPG' target='_blank'>the</a> <a href='http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/p/images/packaging_all.your.base.lg.jpg' target='_blank'>bajillion</a> <a href='http://game-shows.chris-place.com/shows/wheel-of-fortune/images/assorted/all-your-base.jpg' target='_blank'>associated</a> <a href='http://www.roweb.co.uk/lanparty/reviews/Roweb%20Easter%20LAN%20Party%20Review_files/All-your-base.jpg' target='_blank'>photoshops</a>
some of them are <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/signs.shtml' target='_blank'>quite funny</a>

[WHO]Them

<!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 30 2004, 10:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 30 2004, 10:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn, I lost my Genesis quite some time ago. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I still have mine, and my sega cd (w00t, sewer shark).

Score one for Dave in the folded arms war!

Oh yeah!

Caboose

Wasn't that on NES too?

AllUrHiveRblong2us

Not as far as I know, as far as I know it was just on the Genesis, and there are a few hacks of it floating around for other systems (I have a vectrex demo of it on my comp, useless but amusing.)

kida

Where is the base?

Confuzor

How amusing. Are you happy with the possession of my base?

<b>Bitter Victory Strategy Class 101: Leave them with Spoiled Spoils</b>

Lessons can be learned in examining the past - the example highlighted being scorched Earth policy proposed by Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili during the world's last trial by fire.

Let us assume for a moment assume Cats employed the aged tactics of blitzkrieg, and expecting the worse scenario, we are unable to effectively counter this attack. While "Captain" may have had the means to strike back with a miniscule jet that, miraculously disabled all of Cats' forces, we may not be privileged with such an elite hero. Inevitably, "all my base will belong to them".

Shall I then hand my base over to them like some subservient dog.? "Oh yes, Cats, I am honoured that you are here to ravage my base. Would you like some tea while you're at it?"

Nay! Gift the man with a base valued at excrement to the umpteenth degree! Begin by demanding your crew to defecate freely amongst the base, grab the wrenches, grab the shovels, grab the hoes, and smash relentlessly. Then baptize the base by fire, and see the base disintegrate unto the ashes, as all man's creations should.

When Cats triumphantly storms in with his declaration that all you base are belong to his, what has he truly earned? What, pray tell, has the green faced (jaundice?) humanoid truly earned? Useless property which HE has to pay taxes for!

I hope that this information has enlightened you to your ever growing tactics list on how to fight effectively on the losing side. Au Revoir.

Narfwak

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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>GEE GIZZLE FO' RIZZLE, MA NIZZLE!</b></span>

Steel_Troll

<!--QuoteBegin-raz0r+May 30 2004, 01:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (raz0r @ May 30 2004, 01:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*must....resist....urge.....to.....flame*

i have the .swf file on my PC <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

'take off every zig.....'


[EDIT:] look at his user name.
HE SI A TORLL!!1!!1onehundredandelevenpointone11!!!!1<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well Razor, actually i aint a total lame Noob first time 1onehundredandelevenpointone11 poster, Steel is my ingame name, thats not my forum name coz sum1 already bagged it : read my Sig which i botherd making....unlike sum1... i just thot it would be nice to link up the flash my m8 found, i hadnt seen the flash on the forums before, and i knew the frase spawned from a badly translated "engrish game" on an old console, i just hadnt seen it before. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



[EDIT:]Whats up with evry1 trying to flame evry1 else... U got me doing it to u Razor! Its just a random flash thingy, and im sure in the forum post help thread it says BE RANDOM...... shame on u Razor for trying to make fun of the aparrent NooB <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Well im glad the rest of u liked the find .... but im curious.... whats the Goat thingy some people where going on about?

brute_force

<!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 30 2004, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 30 2004, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well im glad the rest of u liked the find .... but im curious.... whats the Goat thingy some people where going on about? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Trust me. <b>You do not want to know.</b>

AllUrHiveRblong2us

Oh yes he does!

CForrester

Basically, Goatse is a page dedicated to an Italian man who practiced anal stretching for many years. The main page has a picture of him bent over with his anus pulled wide open and in clear view. It's used to trick people in to looking at a man's butt. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> There is also a link to "The Giver", which is a picture of a guy who's **** was digitally enhanced to look HUGE. And then you can download the Goatse photoset and look at a whole bunch of pictures that people made out of Goatse.

So in summary: You don't want to know.

Narfwak

<!--QuoteBegin-ShdwStal+May 30 2004, 04:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ShdwStal @ May 30 2004, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 30 2004, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 30 2004, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well im glad the rest of u liked the find .... but im curious.... whats the Goat thingy some people where going on about? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Trust me. <b>You do not want to know.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What he said. It's really, <b>really</b> not something you want to see.

Confuzor

<!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 30 2004, 02:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 30 2004, 02:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well im glad the rest of u liked the find .... but im curious.... whats the Goat thingy some people where going on about? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
There are those who seek attention by constructive acts. There are those who seek attention by means of deconstructive acts.

The goat man you inquire of, (not to be confused by the Greek lower god, Pan), is a man that fits the above definition of the latter. In summary, he desecrates his anatomy for all to see on this damnable Internet.

Shall I say more?

P.S., I killed him with my thoughts.

Steel_Troll

<!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> uugh, ur rigt, i didnt want to know.... lol

Narfwak

<!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 30 2004, 04:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 30 2004, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> uugh, ur rigt, i didnt want to know.... lol <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Owned. Totally.

docchimpy

Actually, I'm pretty sure no one would have made an AYB topic, as we all know about it. However, I'm not bashing you, Steel, there are people in my school who don't know what the internet is. I gave them a complicated explanation involving spiders, monkeys, the french, and reverse temporal engineering.

And now, for a hint at the interweb: *cue cheesy 80's cartoon theme song* Taking the time to write your post in english, or at least a decent attempt, will net you more respect than witin l1k3 ths. Undrstand mi? m8, omgplz kthxby?

Acceptable bastardizations of english include: caek, pai, and "scorpion that hovers without flappign."

Add to list of acceptable bastardizations: Also, Turrents, and OMG commando give us shortgons theres a lork on teh clorf.

PWA HAHA!! ALL YOUR HORRIBLE JOKES THAT DO NOT DIE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!


Other sites to visit include 404labs.net and ytmnd.com (although there are some things that no eyes should ever ever see on ytmnd. Unameable evil, rivaled only by that of the Old Gods themselves.

EDIT: And yes, my sig is SUPPOSED to be a red x. [/sarcasm]

Ninja Edit: Changed my scorpion to a scorpion. My bad.