Its A Gorge Knock Life

aonomusaonomus Dedicated NS Mastermind (no need for school) Join Date: 2003-11-26 Member: 23605Members, Constellation
edited May 2004 in Fan-Fiction Forum
<div class="IPBDescription">Well I got bored...</div> Well here's a parody of the song "Its a Hard Knock Life"

Its a hard knock life for us
Its a hard knock life for us

'Steada Res Slots
We get Kicked

'Steada Healsprays
We get Killed

It's the hard-knock life!

Got no nodes to speak of, so,
It's the res **** way we go

Put up node
'Steada hive

Go gorge
'Steada Fade

It's the hard-knock life!

Don't it feel like the rines are always spawning

Don't it seem like there's never any res

Once a day, don't you wanna goto readyroom

It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if you live or if you die
No one cries when your node gets killed

From all the dyin' you would think this place's a mess
Ohhhh!!!!!!!

Res **** life!
Worldspawning life!
Knife killed life!
No tomorrow life!

Go onos we'll never see

Onos, what's that?
Who's he?

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an NS Pub

It's a hard knock life

(Making a chuckling sound and imitating skulk)
You'll stay up till this dump has
three hives and a res node

Yank the whiskers from it chin
Jab it with a knife
Make em heal your hive
I love you, Mr. Skulk

It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an NS Pub
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!

Comments

  • Ugly_JimUgly_Jim Join Date: 2002-11-29 Member: 10235Members
    I'm glad you linked this, because I never would have seen it otherwise
  • loofboteloofbote Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 948Members
    It's a hard knock life, for me!


    Oll, this song is deep yo!
  • ThardinThardin Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25081Members
    A+++


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    Best gorgie poetry -evAr-
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