This 6 Year Old Could Kick Your Arse

Infinitum · May 2004

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God bless America.

She can lift nearly double her body weight... AND SHE'S 6.....

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Supernorn · May 2004

I could pull her pigtails! (from a considerable distance of course)

that'll show her!

AllUrHiveRblong2us · May 2004

She may be able to life more than I can, but she can't lift me! I'd just sit on her! And then I'll be able to beat up a 6-year-old girl. GO ME!!!!

Liku · May 2004

One swift kick the face and dinner's served. She couldn't do a thing, LIAR!

Omegaman · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 23 2004, 02:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> One swift kick the face and dinner's served. She couldn't do a thing, LIAR!  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
There are other factors to consider:

1. She's a girl. You dont hit girls.
2. It's a six-year-old. You dont kick kids in the face.

So yeah, I think she could kick all our ****.

Zig · May 2004

i'd hit it.

oh crap this isn't that kind of topic! uh, heh.... wow, strong girl n stuff.. <_<;;

Narfwak · May 2004

I'd be surprised, but the girl is from Iowa. I've lived here too long for this kind of thing to be startling.

DarkATi · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ May 23 2004, 02:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'd be surprised, but the girl is from Iowa. I've lived here too long for this kind of thing to be startling.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Corn and Strong-**** Women, go Iowa!

~ DarkATi

docchimpy · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ May 23 2004, 02:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
1. She's a girl. You dont hit girls.
2. It's a six-year-old. You dont kick kids in the face.

 </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Oops. Too late.

Wither · May 2004

I don't buy it. She's not a girl.

ThePhilips · May 2004

Looks like her father have fed her some happy pills when she were a baby.

X_Stickman · May 2004

Pfff. Just 'cos she's strong doesn't mean she can fight. I'd just do a super flying leg drop death spinning kick and she'd be down and the guest referee would break a chair over my back and then i'd beat him up too and elbow drop him through the floor and then pin the girl.

So i win.

Snidely · May 2004

I'd just bend her over my knee and give her a hefty smack.

"Bad girl! You've been taking daddy's strong pills again, haven't you? Haven't you!"

CForrester · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ May 23 2004, 02:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 1. She's a girl. You dont hit girls.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I've always found this "rule" pretty silly. If a girl manages to drive me far enough to actually do something violent (This is extremely difficult. The last person to drive me that far had been provoking me for 2 years.) then I'm going to treat her like any other person. If she has it coming, she's going to get punched just like anyone else.

Dr_Shaggy · May 2004

If she keeps this up through adolecence she's going to be so small. Think gymnasts, when kids are expending so much energy through the most major growth period of our lives, they end up being really small.

Snidely · May 2004

Yeah, I knew someone who was a professional cross country runner since when he was around 10. He could go on and on for miles at a pace, but the guy was tiny.

RuBy · May 2004

I'd still kick her. At leas t you can say you kicked the world's strongest 6 year old.

BizZy_9mm_Messiah · May 2004

Vampires live in antarcitica...penguins man, penguins...

Seph_Kimara · May 2004

She hacks.

Zig · May 2004

hm... doesn't the concept of equality for the sexes make punching girls just as valid as punching guys

Clashen · May 2004

I would just spray her with my pepperspray! That'll teach her to not be so strong!

Supernorn · May 2004

There might be something morally wrong with us talking about how we would beat up a 6 year old girl..... meh, we'll risk it.

X_Stickman · May 2004

No, there isn't. There's plenty of 6 year olds around my street who i'd like to introduce to the business end of my shoe. Especially the ones who were trying to drag my dog off by the collar this morning and ran off screaming when he barked at them.

Moquiao · May 2004

ok conversation with my girl:

'yeah that guy has a point you want same jobs same money etc, why cant we kick the **** out of you'
'cos its a fine line'
'a fine line which lets you win?'
'exactly.'

so there ya have it folks. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

CommunistWithAGun · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ May 23 2004, 02:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> i'd hit it.

oh crap this isn't that kind of topic! uh, heh.... wow, strong girl n stuff.. <_<;; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /> I think the thread you are looking for is made by Mullet....

Birdy · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ May 23 2004, 10:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omegaman! @ May 23 2004, 02:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 1. She's a girl. You dont hit girls. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I've always found this "rule" pretty silly. If a girl manages to drive me far enough to actually do something violent (This is extremely difficult. The last person to drive me that far had been provoking me for 2 years.) then I'm going to treat her like any other person. If she has it coming, she's going to get punched just like anyone else.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Don't stare weird if a girl let's a knife slide in your chest if you do that <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

CommunistWithAGun · May 2004

Well girls are always whining that they want to be equal, I will punch them equally for doing something stupid just as a man would.

Sub_zer0 · May 2004

she isnt lifting any thing she is holding it to lift you must raise it how do we know it has not been pput there she is holding it sure i can hodl 10x my own body w8 can she lift it above her sholders? or even chest ..no!
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Transmission · May 2004

Technically, by the law you should never hit anyone, for any reason, even if you are provoked. However, scarily enough, many people here seem to think that "they had it coming" is a good enough reason. Then again, I suppose it depends on how much faith or belief you have in the law in the first place.

Cold_NiTe · May 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr_Shaggy @ May 23 2004, 03:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If she keeps this up through adolecence she's going to be so small. Think gymnasts, when kids are expending so much energy through the most major growth period of our lives, they end up being really small.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yeah I really feel sorry for the girl, starting this early could stunt her growth and that wouldn't be worth it.

Boy_who_lost_his_wings · May 2004

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This 6 Year Old Could Kick Your Arse

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