No Children? Have You Tried Having Sex?

AeaAea Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21552Members
<div class="IPBDescription">... wow</div> A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

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  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    See... if these two were cavepeople, natural selection would be all over them like a pack of wolves. It's amazing that people need scientists with multiple degrees to tell them to do something that should be instinctive... And evidently neither had been exposed to email, the internet, movies rated higher than "C" for children, magazines, billboards, other human beings, etc... Sad really.
  • 7Bistromath7Bistromath Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23928Members, Constellation
    The drawback of people wearing clothes. If people didn't have to wear clothes, they'd probably figure these things out by accident.
  • VerthandiVerthandi Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10687Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>There is no hope for mankind.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>
  • TriPhaseTriPhase Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6110Members, Constellation
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    like i've said in the forum i've already seen this in:

    peg, hole.

    peg, hole.

    peg IN hole.

    how hard is that to figure out?
  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    I think my friends comment last night went something along the lines of "Figured they'd be German. So dull & boring they don't even know how to get their freak on."
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    "And now, let us go have efficient German sex."
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Wait, how did they think babies came then? Stork? LMAO
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+May 18 2004, 10:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ May 18 2004, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> like i've said in the forum i've already seen this in:

    peg, hole.

    peg, hole.

    peg IN hole.

    how hard is that to figure out? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Apparently it's impossible if your life is focused on religion.

    ...well, that's what I gather anyway.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Infinitum+May 18 2004, 08:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Infinitum @ May 18 2004, 08:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think my friends comment last night went something along the lines of "Figured they'd be German. So dull & boring they don't even know how to get their freak on." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    see, this is the part i don't get... the stereotypes are conflicting. germans love sex and porn and their civil rights for homosexuals and lesbians are so much better than over here in the US...

    and yet they're dull and boring <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • 2_of_Eight2_of_Eight Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20016Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Verthandi+May 18 2004, 12:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Verthandi @ May 18 2004, 12:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>There is no hope for mankind.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm glad someone realized <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    This is what happens with such oppresive religions. It forces people to lose their natural instincts and thus, such things like procreation and sex become alien and evil. If any religion promotes the idea that sex is "bad," then good. I don't want those idiots poluting the already highly poluted gene pool. Now if we had eubonics...

    As for Germans being boring, hey, they started WWII! I mean, that has given us much enjoyment with vdeo games and movies. How can you say they are boring?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Just as a segue for more comedy....

    I forget who, but some comedian (let's just say Dane Cook) thought it would be cool if we all had weird shaped genitalia so we could easily find *the one* we were supposed to be with.

    "This isn't gonna work, you've got a star and I'm a crescent moon."
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fr05t+May 18 2004, 08:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fr05t @ May 18 2004, 08:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is what happens with such oppresive religions. It forces people to lose their natural instincts and thus, such things like procreation and sex become alien and evil. If any religion promotes the idea that sex is "bad," then good. I don't want those idiots poluting the already highly poluted gene pool. Now if we had eubonics...

    As for Germans being boring, hey, they started WWII! I mean, that has given us much enjoyment with vdeo games and movies. How can you say they are boring? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    An army/nation doesn't have to be exciting to follow orders.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-Legionnaired+May 18 2004, 10:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ May 18 2004, 10:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "And now, let us go have efficient German sex." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    El to the oh to the el.
  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited May 2004
    Anyone seen the short film "Ice Cream?" Saw it today in my screenwriting class, and boy does it seem to apply here. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> Except they actually get a baby. 3 times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I don't necessarily agree with sexual repression* (for lack of a better word) on religious/moral grounds - as a fact of life, it should be treated as such. However, I understand it, and normally don't really have any issues against it. I think this case, though, demonstrates there's maybe a little more work to do to at least have a little bit of awareness of the subject. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Hell, even the Catholic marriage book has tips for healthy sexual relationships and whatnot so you can get started (after marriage, of course)!

    * I don't mean in the sense of not allowing sex, or at least recommending (strongly) against it, but rather taking it so far as to completely ignore or deny its existence as a foul and awful thing never to even be spoken of.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->eubonics.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And don't you mean... Eugenics? :X

    And if you do, we did, don't you remember? Eugenic Wars of `96? Damn, those sucked.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    religion + couple = baby? omg it works, no sex needed!
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    This calls for a spoof of a 50's informational film.


    WARNING: Loose language uses may not be suitable for younger readers.






    Fade in as Timmy walks into the living room where his father is reading a newspaper and smoking a pipe.

    Timmy: "Father, where do children come from?"
    Father: "Well Timmy, let's go ask your Mother, she's out back sitting on a big ****."

    Fade out, fade in to the back yard where a motherly figure is literally sitting on a chicken. Timmy and father walk in.

    Timmy: "Mother, where do children come from?"
    Mother: "That's an interesting story Timmy, but first help me choke this chicken so I can get to basting it."
    Timmy: "But we just had lunch."
    Mother: "This isn't for us Timmy, it's for my ****."

    Cue a black cat to jump up onto a table or something in the shot.



    .....much more loose language with lots of chicken and cat references.


    EDIT: Awwww, weak, filtered. Time to play a puzzle, the first word is a 4 letter word for chicken that starts with 'c', second is a 5 letter word for cat that starts with 'p'
  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Legionnaired+May 18 2004, 11:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ May 18 2004, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "And now, let us go have efficient German sex." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited May 2004
    This is why parents should check the "Yes, I want my child to participate in the Family Life/Sex Education portion of seventh grade science."

    I mean, don't traumatize the child, but make sure they at least <b>know</b>, I mean, damn, that's embarrassing.

    Also, Liku, that's very probable... d:
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-007Bistromath+May 18 2004, 11:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (007Bistromath @ May 18 2004, 11:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The drawback of people wearing clothes. If people didn't have to wear clothes, they'd probably figure these things out by accident. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    priceless... and very GTA: VC-ish... 2 points, imo.

    Sometimes life'd be simpler if you could believe in something so strongly you don't even figure other "simple" stuff.
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-007Bistromath+May 18 2004, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (007Bistromath @ May 18 2004, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The drawback of people wearing clothes. If people didn't have to wear clothes, they'd probably figure these things out by accident. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh man, so wise <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    It takes all kinds to make a world.

    Unfortunately, it ends up being made by the weirdos, who aren't aware of the unspoken 'laws' and go out and do their thing anyway.

    And, contrary to my opinion, on this matter I have to defend religion - the views, attitudes and actions taken by the religious does not neccessarily reflect the stance of the religion. It's the person's interpretation of the religion, and when it is forced onto them at an early age, and very consitently, of course they are going to have some irrational and radical interpretations.

    But let's not go into religion, and just marvel at the incompetence of a few select people.
  • FuryFury Silver Fish Hand Catch Join Date: 2003-08-14 Member: 19673Members, Constellation
    good god.

    they need to have someone TELL them what to do <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    thats scary


    if only all religions were like this... yay! no more religion <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    You know, I for one am disappointed the doctor told them what actions needed to be taken for the baby thing to happen. I mean, quite obviously this is nature at work, weeding out the inferior genes from the pool. Those idiots don't deserve to raise idiot children.
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    Doom: If they're that big of idiots, they may keep all the colored liquid stuff under their kitchen sink for their kid to drink when they have one. Unless they drank it themselves..

    And I'm talking about oppresive religions. I know that religions don't say "No sex!" It's the people who interpret it that are at fault. Then again, that would help create my ideal civilization of highly intellectual killing machines capable of making weapons to destroy entire armies of Kharaa/Covenant forces with a single shot!
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    Religion and BAD PARENTS will do that to a person, Im not totally convinced theyre idiots but youre probably right.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    i lost my virginity at 13. i wish i hadnt... it was cos of sex education it made me aware and like knowledgeable.. if i didnthave the education i wouldnt have done it.. it isnt always good ya know..
  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    I think people are much better off having the information and making the choice whether or not to have sex deliberately, rather than not knowing and stumbling into it by chance.
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