The Eyelash Predicament

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">What's the best way to shorten them?</div> I've been trying to figure out the best way to get rid of my eyelashes for a while now.

I've tried trimming them, but that usually left some mini-hairs under the eyelid which made it hurt like hell when I rubbed my eyes.

I've tried plucking them, but that hurts more than even pulling nosehair.

Now I'm trying using a shaving razor and the results are always good, but I'm unconfortable with the idea of a sharp instrument that close to my eyeball.

I know a good chunk of you can't fathom why a person would want to do this, but ignore that for a while. If you were trying to get rid of your eyelashes, how would you do it?

Comments

  • DuoTheGodOfDeathDuoTheGodOfDeath NY, Japan, Arizona, Florida Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19877Members
    Use NADS that Aussie "get rid of hair and it wont hurt" stuff. Supposivly it doesnt hurt no matter how much hair you remove.

    Its like hot wax but doesnt leave hurty marks or stuff like that. Suppose to be uber easy.



    <a href='http://www.youcansave.com/nads.asp' target='_blank'>http://www.youcansave.com/nads.asp</a>
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I don't think you wanna put nads in your eyes.
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    edited May 2004
    dude, putting that stuff on your eyelashes would likely blind you.

    EDIT: I'm a slow typer. *goes and cries*
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    May I ask why you want to get rid of your eye lashes?

    Keep dust and crap out of your eyes...
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 17 2004, 06:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 17 2004, 06:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> May I ask why you want to get rid of your eye lashes?

    Keep dust and crap out of your eyes... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The short answer is that I hate unkempt hair with a passion. And ever since I've started trimming them 2 years ago, I've been much happier with trying to read and stuff because they never get in my line of sight any more.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+May 17 2004, 09:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ May 17 2004, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The short answer is that I hate unkempt hair with a passion. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You, sir, are my archnemesis.

    I haven't had a haircut in 6 months, nor a shave in at least 3 months. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited May 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 17 2004, 06:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 17 2004, 06:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You, sir, are my archnemesis.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The war of folded arms begins here!
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+May 17 2004, 09:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ May 17 2004, 09:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+May 17 2004, 06:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ May 17 2004, 06:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You, sir, are my archnemesis.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The war of folded arms begins here! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    First to change avatar loses <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Your eyelashes actually get in the way of your sight? go see a doctor, stat!
  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    If they get in the way, couldn't you perm it upwards to avoid obstructing your field of vision?

    Desperate situations call for desperate solutions.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Confuzor+May 17 2004, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ May 17 2004, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If they get in the way, couldn't you perm it upwards to avoid obstructing your field of vision?
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that's just wrong.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO]Them+May 17 2004, 10:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ May 17 2004, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Confuzor+May 17 2004, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ May 17 2004, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If they get in the way, couldn't you perm it upwards to avoid obstructing your field of vision?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that's just wrong. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin-[WHO+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Them,May 17 2004, 10:28 AM]<!--QuoteBegin-Confuzor+May 17 2004, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ May 17 2004, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If they get in the way, couldn't you perm it upwards to avoid obstructing your field of vision?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that's just wrong.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    as silly as it sounds...

    I would actualy suggest a version of that.

    There is a device ussed to curl lashes....

    I don't know exactly how it works, so I would suggest asking a female friend about it... (or google <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)


    they sorta look like a device designed to pluck out your eyes <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    oh, and them, your just screwy man.


    /me joins with Duff in the long unkempt Vs The Crazy baldie (my stats on hair cutting are about the samfe as Duff's <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • FuryFury Silver Fish Hand Catch Join Date: 2003-08-14 Member: 19673Members, Constellation
    uhh ok well theres def a prob if your eyelashes bend down

    also. you dont want to remove them , because then you will reailse that your eyes will get a lot sorer fast and have a tonne of crap in them

    hair is there for a reason


    and from what i know, if you can see black fuz up top of your vision , thats your eyebrows <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> not eyelashes
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Guys, didn't I mention that I've been doing this for 2 years? My eyes don't get any extra amount of crap in them or get sore.

    And I *know* it was eyelashes in my view....
    1. Because they moved when I blinked.
    2. Because they suddenly went away when I trimmed my eyelashes for the first time.


    Guess I'll just stick with a razor then.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    selotape? they make some quite transparent stuff these days.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Man my eyelashes are way too long also. Would be useful to have a safe way of trimming them.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    /me ponders taking his barbors razor to his eyelashes...

    /me shudders.


    I think you should go for the 'no hair anywhere' style <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    screw just shaving your head, you need to wax it and make it SHINE(s the name rodger young)

    take off those eyebrows also

    and arm/leg/chest/back hair

    you can keep the unmentionable parts bushy (if you so chose)

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I too get to fall into the 'longer than normal eyelash' category...don't really get in the way unless I use a finger and force them down or if I try to stare up. Although, they do actually prevent me from wearing contacts effectively, since it's impossible to touch my eyeball because once you hit an eyelash the lid snaps shut on me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .


    Maybe my eyes just like being weird <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

    I would probably suggest an electric razor that wont physically cut your eyeball if you slip/shake. That way, you can shorten them and still prevent yourself from making...yourself...blind.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+May 17 2004, 09:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ May 17 2004, 09:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think you should go for the 'no hair anywhere' style <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, all I leave is the eyebrows nowadays. I tried shaving them off too, but that looked really weird. So now I just keep them trimmed really short, people say it really shows off my eyebrow scar.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    /me ponders....

    do I join Duff in the 'shagey people club'

    or Them in the 'Eyebrow scar people club'

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I always claim mine was gotten from a knife fight (people are stupid and believe me, especialy if they know I am from NYC <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 17 2004, 10:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 17 2004, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> one word:

    zippo <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, leave third degree burns on your Eye Lids.

    I think if you shave them, and then see them grow back, you could use an electric razor, so there's no chance of cuts.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 17 2004, 01:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 17 2004, 01:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 17 2004, 10:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 17 2004, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> one word:

    zippo <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, leave third degree burns on your Eye Lids.

    I think if you shave them, and then see them grow back, you could use an electric razor, so there's no chance of cuts.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But nonetheless, plenty of chance of <i>jabbing yourself in the eyeball with a superfast vibrating piece of spiky metal...</i>
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    yah.

    I am willing to bet you could harm yourself using an electric razor on your eyelashes:

    1) STAB... OW MY EYE
    2) I bet that that you could get your eyelids between the blades some how (seeing how as the skin there is probably looser there then on your face....)
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DuoTheGodOfDeath+May 17 2004, 09:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoTheGodOfDeath @ May 17 2004, 09:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Use NADS that Aussie "get rid of hair and it wont hurt" stuff. Supposivly it doesnt hurt no matter how much hair you remove.

    Its like hot wax but doesnt leave hurty marks or stuff like that. Suppose to be uber easy.



    <a href='http://www.youcansave.com/nads.asp' target='_blank'>http://www.youcansave.com/nads.asp</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, NADs! You know what 'nads' is slang for right? The special oval-shaped objects that are precious to us men.

    Eyelash-related: This morning I noticed I had a huge white eyelash growing in my right eye aside the normal ones. After plucking, I checking it. Twice the length, but thinner and white in colour. What the hell?
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